[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

When I woke up, the city collapsed, zombies roared, and strange beasts were rampant!

Social animal Jin Yao thought this was just the beginning of the end, but when he was on the verge of life and death, he accidentally activated the [Da Dao Xiu Xian System]!

While survivors around the world were fighting for a piece of bread and feeling complacent after awakening faint superpowers, Jin Yao had quietly embarked on the arduous journey of refining Qi, building the foundation, and achieving the Golden Elixir.

Supernatural powers? Flames and lightning? Compared to my Samadhi True Fire and Palm Divine Thunder, they are nothing but fireflies!

High-tech weapons? Starlink space-based cannons? Watch me destroy it with one sword, fly through the air, and take the enemy's head from thousands of miles away!

Others store grain, I plant spiritual fields; others build walls, I set up magic circles.

When the once high-and-mighty school belle, the icy female CEO, and the dashing female police officer all seek refuge; when the hegemonic nation's aircraft carrier fleet trembles in fear before the immortal city I built; when the whole world worships me as the savior...

Jin Yao only then realized that this doomsday was just the beginning.

And I, Jin Yao, will be the only god in this cruel new era!

A fanfiction of "A Mortal's Journey to Immortality." Lu Chen travels through the mortal world. Though lacking the incredible fortune of the Little Green Bottle, he unexpectedly acquires an equally extraordinary Black Color Stone. He discovers that any magical instrument, treasure, or even higher-level treasure can be enhanced with the colored stone. By constantly trading these upgraded items for resources, Lu Chen embarks on a similar path to wealth and immortality. Years later, two individuals, once abandoned in the Yellow Maple Valley, successfully conjure their infants. Two familiar figures reunite at the Luoyun Sect to collaborate once again. Fellow Daoist Han watches with delight as the Cyan Golden Thunder Bamboo Sword is refined to emit wisps of spiritual azure light, increasing its power. "Brother Lu, I never expected your unique technique for refining and enhancing patterns to be so miraculous. It's unadulterated, yet it rivals the Gengjing treasure. I owe you a favor from now on..."

The Shenqi game is opened, and the missing parents send a letter, saying that Shenqi is another world, and they have prepared ten gifts, one million gold coins and a space pendant for Ye Tian.

Watch how Ye Tian sells Blue Star supplies through the space pendant, and in the divine revelation, he becomes the number one lord in the world, step by step develops the population of the territory, expands the army, and wins over famous ministers and generals.

Recruit Zhao Yun, rescue Zhang Jiao, capture Huang Zhong, fight Lu Bu, become sworn brothers with Xiang Yu, and make elixirs.

Destroy the Shang, Qin, Han, Jin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing dynasties, foreign races and people, unify the world and find the secrets of the universe.

When he opened his eyes again, Pei Daoren found himself trapped on a mountain by a formation. Only by accepting disciples can he open the sect's functions and control the sect's formation. After waiting for two and a half years, Pei Daoren finally got his first disciple. "Yuhan, from now on you will take the surname of your master and be my eldest disciple, Pei Yuhan." But after accepting the disciple, Pei Daoren found that this world did not seem to be the prosperous world of cultivating immortals that he had imagined. Why did everyone else practice martial arts? A hundred years later... Pei Daoren's disciples were also born one after another. The Martial Arts Empress shattered the mountain with one punch and dominated the world. The Alchemy Female Master brought the soul back to life with one pill and reversed life and death. The Swallowing Sky Frost Chi cut off the river with one bite and guarded the wilderness. ——————"Disciples are precious in quality and quantity" "Why does the system always ask me to accept female disciples?" "The reputation of the disciple is greater than that of me, the master"

Xuantian Continent is vast and boundless, and the strong are respected.

Lin Xiao accidentally traveled through time and became the young master of a declining auction house. When the auction house was about to go bankrupt, the ten thousand times feedback system appeared.

[You bid for a second-grade, superior treasure: Soul-Nourishing Jade, triggering a ten-thousand-fold feedback. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a sixth-grade, inferior treasure: Soul-Nourishing Jade!]

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[You bid for a fourth-tier, low-grade treasure: the Blazing Sun Blade, triggering a thousand-fold feedback. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a sixth-tier, top-grade treasure: the Dragon Slaying Sword!]

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[You bid for a Rank 2 Peak Spirit Beast: Earth Rock Turtle, triggering a 100,000x feedback. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Sky-Shattering Realm Mid-Stage Spirit Beast: Rock Dragon Turtle!]

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Many years later, alien races from outer space invaded, and Xuantian Continent fell into despair. At this time, a huge figure emitting golden light broke through the air, stepping on nine real dragons, holding the supreme immortal treasure in his hand, and said lightly:

"Who gave you the courage to come to my territory and cause trouble?"

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