[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]
Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.
Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.
He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.
He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".
He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".
He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".
Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.
Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!
He accidentally entered the world of science as a code-named member of the winery, Blue Hawaii.
Fujiwara Asuka alias Haibara Raku, I'm the owner of Beihua City's Enthusiastic Citizen Conscience Co., Ltd. (Technology is a tough business. If you lose money, you can earn it back. If you lose your conscience, you can earn even more.)
Vest Phantom Thief Kidd's assistant, the top thief, proud of the world, with me Kidd there is the sky, playing cards, guns, paragliders, stealing all the treasures in the world.
Ten million people using fake accounts blew up the Tokyo Tower and the Ritsu Aoi Shrine, and set fire to the forests of Gunma Prefecture...
Vest Clown, Big Brother asked me to stir things up (Tokyo?) It must be arranged. Kill the locusts, kill the princess, kill, kill, kill. Only chaos can bring justice. I, the Joker, am the Holy Son of the Church of Savior, and I'm committed to turning Tokyo and Mihua into Little Gotham.
Jiang Xiaobai, a little gangster girl wearing a women's vest, haha, just once, I am a principled person, Emma smells so good~ Hehehe, run to the little mouse, come to your sister's bowl quickly.
Ma Jia fourth uncle, you bastard Conan, when you see your fourth uncle, why don’t you just roll over and kowtow to him and say hello?
What the vests do has nothing to do with me, the enthusiastic citizen of Mihua City, Huiyuan Le, and the outstanding employee of the winery, Blue Hawaii.
At dusk, I met (love) at the corner of the annex, and met Master Ren and Sadako...
Stalactite cave exploration, red embroidered shoes, and a ghost marriage for Conan.
Blue Castle, vampire, Sadako...hehehe, let's play hide-and-seek together and meow meow meow meow.
Full Moon Chapter Ghost Ship, welcome to the Flying Dutchman, I am Captain Jones, hehehe...
The bandaged weirdo in the villa, the yellow-skinned man asks for a title. Do you think I look like a human or a god?
"System", "Counterattack", "Multiple Female Protagonists", "Funny", Qin Xiao accidentally traveled through the world of cultivation and became the direct disciple of the Seventh Elder, the master of the Seven Star Peak of Tianyuan Sect. However, just three days after entering the sect, his cheap master died in battle for the sect. Because Qin Xiao was not from the world of cultivation, he could not cultivate immortality. The sect remembered his master's merits and passed the Seven Star Peak to Qin Xiao, the only direct disciple of the Seventh Elder. The other disciples of the Seven Star Peak left one after another. There was only one mortal and a courtyard left in the entire Seven Star Peak. The three-year agreement has arrived. Qin Xiao finally awakened the infinite resource system. Accepting disciples will activate new materials. Who says that you can't become a big boss if you can't cultivate immortality?
[Thriller Dungeon + Profession System + Overachieving NPCs + Live Streaming + Daily Life Flow] Jiang Ye’s daily routine revolves around work, study, and more work. One day, during class, he’s pulled into a thrilling game world and awakens a unique talent for mastering all professions. However, his professional skills seem a bit… peculiar. Starting with the profession "Small-Town Problem Solver," he gains the ability to make choices for ghosts. [A tricky situation appears before you, make a choice!] (Sadako lunges at you, she—) [A. Wants to tear apart the unfaithful dog of a man in front of her.] [B. Ties him up and whips him relentlessly until death.] [C. Suddenly feels inspired and decides to…] Jiang Ye picks C. From that day on, the entire thriller world’s vibe takes a bizarre turn. Chef, teacher, barber, doctor—each profession comes with its own unique skills. The teacher’s assigned homework must be completed, and places cleaned by the janitor stay spotless automatically. Jiang “Workaholic” Ye: “Honestly, I didn’t start this trend of overachieving in the thriller world!” …Much later, after climbing the ranks and becoming a high-level figure in the thriller world, Jiang Ye points at the ghost NPCs and lectures, “Let’s be real, as professional employees, can’t you act a bit more professional?” Ghost NPC A: “Who gets it? I just want to slack off and coast through my days! Who the heck brought this workaholic king in here?!” Ghost NPC B: “Run! That overachiever is back to revolutionize the industry again!” [How I turned the thriller world into a daily professional life and made the ghost NPCs work harder than ever.]
The Martial Arts World is now live!
Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!
Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!
Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...
Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.
Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"
Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"
Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"
Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"
The more exciting thing is yet to come——
Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.
Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?
Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?
Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?
(No female lead, no CP, family-oriented, Baocheng does not shave his hair)
Yinreng was reborn and bound to the "Lin Daiyu Self-rescue System"——
Weakness +10086, Beauty +999
Requirements: Kangxi’s fatherly love value must be MAX, otherwise the ending will be abandoned again!
From then on, the Forbidden City had a prince named Liuli who coughed up blood every three steps and cried like a pear blossom in the rain:
Kangxi reviewed memorials late into the night. He looked up and saw his son wrapped in a small quilt with red eyes: "Khan Ama... I dreamed that you didn't want me anymore..." (System Quest: Triggers the "King Covers His Face and Can't Save" achievement)
At the scene of the battle for the throne in Kowloon, the princes were fighting while secretly glancing at the prince lying on the sickbed. "Have you brought the prince home today?"
When the Mongolian envoys came to visit, Yinreng sat at the table, looking noble and proud.
The young Mongolian prince was so stunned by her beauty when he first saw her that he mistook her for a princess he had never met before and immediately went forward to ask for her hand in marriage!
Kangxi slammed the table and stood up: "Do you think you can dream of having my crown prince?!"
"Famous tear incontinence scene": When the Crown Prince is being lectured, Daiyu's passive skill is triggered, and tears flow without warning. Kangxi instantly panics: "I'm not being mean to you! It's just Liang Jiugong's loud voice!" (Liang Jiugong:?)
"The palace fight turns out to be a blessing in disguise": Uya poisoned the prince, and the prince fell into a coma due to his weakness. The imperial physician eventually found the poison - Kangxi was furious and reshuffled the harem.
Dangerous remarks from older brothers:
The eldest brother: on the surface he dislikes his younger brother’s pampering, but in private he hugs his younger brother tightly
Old Ten: "Second brother must love me the most!"
The third brother: "Khan Ama, can you put the second prince in your pocket and take him away?"
Li Xiao is a college freshman who activated the "Super Rich" system after taking the college entrance exam. Spending money earns him critical hits, and as he spends more, his money increases. He believes he should enjoy the world and live it to the fullest.
[Exclusive System] + [Alternative Cultivation] + [Flower-Protecting Madman] + [Extremely Refreshing Article]
[System Binding! As long as you resolve the fairy's "social death" moment, your cultivation will skyrocket and supernatural powers will naturally emerge!]
Lin Mo, a good-for-nothing with mixed spiritual roots, took all the ridicule for the cold fairy Su Qingyan who accidentally exhausted her air in front of the teleportation array, and accidentally activated the [Flower Protection and Saving the World System].
From then on, the world of cultivation suddenly changed: The cold fairy always needed his protection before her formation could break through? The arrogant alchemy genius's alchemy furnace kept exploding for unknown reasons? The lively young master of the Chamber of Commerce became tense whenever he ate spiritual food? Lin Mo: "Don't panic, it's all my fault! Take the experience points!"
With the help of the system's rewards, the loser fought back, pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, defeating all enemies, and even becoming the most trusted person of the three peerless fairies. When he shattered the nine heavens and stood at the top of the fairyland, he looked back and said, "Master Immortal, back then... was it really you who let them go?" Lin Mo: "... ahem, protecting you all is my lifelong wish."
Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.
I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!
Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...
Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.
"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"
"I want a monthly subscription!"
"I want a yearly package"
“I’ll continue for two years.”
…
“I’ve been doing this for five years!”
"I want ten years!"
What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!
The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.
Unexpectedly,
"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"
"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."
"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."
Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...
【Comfortable and funny + system + face slapping + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + single female lead】
Lin Yang traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and could be called the "ceiling of the unlucky people in the world of time travel."
Others travel through time: With divine equipment, he starts out proud, and with a wave of his hand, he can instantly defeat the heaven and earth.
Lin Yang travels through time: After running around for a whole year, he still can’t activate the golden finger. It’s so painful!
After finally seizing the opportunity to join the sect, the strongest immortal cultivation system was finally activated.
But before Lin Yang could be happy, he discovered something even more outrageous.
The items in this system mall are all priced sky-high. In order to improve his cultivation, the upright Lin Yang has no choice but to go further and further on the road of "profiteering businessman"...
Traditional realms of immortal cultivation: Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, and spirit transformation...
[PS: The main storyline is slow to develop, the heroine appears relatively late, and it is a pure single heroine, no harem!!]