[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

System + Food + Travel + Relaxation + Cool Article

Lin Xi is a veteran homebody who suffers from severe social anxiety and late-stage procrastination.

I took the postgraduate entrance exam and the civil service exam, but both ended in failure. After working for half a year, I couldn't stand the arrogance of my stupid boss, so I quit in anger and went home to live off my parents.

I have been lying in bed at home for more than a year, going only between bed and toilet every day. I lie in bed all day long, and sometimes I don't go downstairs for a month.

He stayed up late every day watching TV series, playing games, reading novels, and eating too much. His health was getting worse and worse, and he finally died suddenly one day.

Fortunately, he didn't die completely. He was bound to a system and came back to life.

[Ding! The food check-in system has been successfully linked!]

Task 1: Please go to the entrance of the community within 5 minutes to purchase a serving of chicken wonton soup. Then, film a video of the chicken wonton soup of at least 15 seconds and upload it to a short video platform to check in.

[Note: You only have 5 minutes left in your life. If you do not complete the above tasks within 5 minutes, your life will end.]

Later, Lin Xi began to travel frequently to various parts of the country to taste all kinds of delicious food, and even flew abroad.

Her short video account is getting better and better, and her fans are increasing rapidly. Many people are waiting for her updates every day.

Cultural and tourism industries from all over the country are vying to invite her to their hometown.

The food novels she wrote were also selected for publication...

Yu Tadokoro travels to the world of gourmet food, lives with his sister, and makes a living by his cooking skills.

However, even though he had watched countless anime in his previous life, the dishes he made only had the "form" but no "soul".

No matter what I do, it always feels like something is missing.

This made it difficult for Yu Tansho to even pass the assessment for an intermediate chef.

At this moment, the 'chef system' awakens, and he can travel to various anime worlds at will and simulate the food in them infinitely.

From then on, Tanosho Yu took off and all the state banquet chefs were stunned!

"Are you crazy? You saw a real God of Cookery in anime?"