【Comfortable and funny + system + face slapping + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + single female lead】
Lin Yang traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and could be called the "ceiling of the unlucky people in the world of time travel."
Others travel through time: With divine equipment, he starts out proud, and with a wave of his hand, he can instantly defeat the heaven and earth.
Lin Yang travels through time: After running around for a whole year, he still can’t activate the golden finger. It’s so painful!
After finally seizing the opportunity to join the sect, the strongest immortal cultivation system was finally activated.
But before Lin Yang could be happy, he discovered something even more outrageous.
The items in this system mall are all priced sky-high. In order to improve his cultivation, the upright Lin Yang has no choice but to go further and further on the road of "profiteering businessman"...
Traditional realms of immortal cultivation: Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, and spirit transformation...
[PS: The main storyline is slow to develop, the heroine appears relatively late, and it is a pure single heroine, no harem!!]
【Relaxing + Funny + Invincible + Cool Article】
Legend has it that on the Wufeng Mountain of the Piaomiao Sect in the Eastern Region, there lived a master who was so extraordinary that he could catch supreme treasures by fishing and had trained ten disciples who became emperors.
The eldest disciple Leng Yanzhu, who possesses the divine bloodline of the Phoenix, becomes an emperor as a time traveler.
The second disciple, Tan Tai Qing Wei, is an orphan of the Great Emperor's family. She has the unique ability to hear the voices of all men, except her master's.
The third disciple, Long Batian, was the former Holy Son of Luotian Holy Land and a villain, but was defeated by the genius of the protagonist. He turned into a mortal, became the protagonist's apprentice, became an emperor, and successfully took revenge.
The fourth disciple, Xiao Chen, was an ancient emperor who was reborn. However, because he rebelled against the Way of Heaven, he was forced to be reborn. He became the protagonist's disciple, became an even more powerful emperor, and finally broke the Way of Heaven with his fist.
One day, a powerful emperor entered Wufeng Mountain and asked in confusion:
"Who are you, the hermit master who can train so many powerful emperors?"
"Excuse me, I'm just a fisherman."
——Fishing maniac, Qi Hao.
Lin Yi, a graduate of the Fine Arts Department, inherited his grandfather's heavily indebted calligraphy and painting shop.
In order to make a living, he was forced to sell paintings through live broadcasts online and give lectures on Feng Shui and metaphysics on the side.
Until one day, he awakened the [Geodoscopy System], which enabled him to see through the destiny of all things and regulate the veins of mountains, rivers and land.
Since then, the clients of a Feng Shui painter have become more and more outrageous.
Real estate tycoon: "Master, the feng shui of my building is bad. My employees see ghosts every day. Can you fix it?"
Academician: "Comrade Xiaolin, our supercomputing center keeps crashing. Could you help me see if it's because of a problem with the 'qi'?"
Military industry boss: "Master Lin, our new submarine broke down right after launching. Did something go wrong?"
Lin Yi held the compass in his hand, looking speechless: "I'm just a painter, are you serious?"
Until one day, several mysterious old men came to visit late at night, spread out a Kyushu feng shui map, and looked solemn.
"Friend Lin, there's a missing section of the Chinese Dragon Vein. Do you think... can it be connected?"
[High Martial Arts][Crush][Invincible at the same level][Pure Warrior]
Lin Tian traveled through the world of high martial arts and accidentally tied to the pure love system of a female novel.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding to the "Pure Love System"! ]
[Mission: Use love and tenderness to influence the enemy, make them repent, gain "regret value" and become stronger!]
Lin Zhan looked at the system panel, then looked at the murderous enemy in front of him, and grinned:
"Understood, I'll make them regret coming into this world!"
The next second——
"boom!!!"
The enemy was knocked into the ground by his punch, his bones were broken and his eyes were full of fear.
[Ding! Enemy regrets, regret value +1000!]
System: [Host, stop! This isn't the kind of regret you should have!]
Lin Tian: "Just tell me whether he regrets it or not?"
system:【……】
All the enemies who opposed him had only one thought in their minds: regret for provoking Lin Tian.
Many years later, when Lin Tian blasted the starry sky with a punch and stepped on the gods, the system was completely desperate: […Tired, destroy it!]
"I am the Legion, I am the Fall..." "I am filth and disaster, pain and curse..." "How dare you be so perfunctory? You actually found a yellow-skinned godfather to deal with me?" "As soon as you get close, I smell the scent of fear, so sweet, so..." "Wait, Houlixie, what the hell is this! The Ten Thousand Souls Banner?!" "Friend, oh no, distinguished guest from the East, my respected Taoist priest, please accept the most sincere greetings from a devil..." "No, no, no, don't let me enter that damn banner, let me go to hell, I promise you anything! God, save me, save me!" Lin Zheng gently covered the other person with the black banner, pressed his mouth and nose, and murmured, "Don't be afraid, dizziness is normal, it will be fine in a while."... Without the Thunder Department, there is no way to summon the Thunder Law? Without the Yin Army, there is no way to summon the Five Demons? Lin Zheng: "Without...
[Mainly cultivate the world of immortals + light-hearted humor + invincibility + decisiveness in killing + grand worldview + group portraits + a slightly slow pace in the beginning, and an extremely fast pace in the end]
【Initial rating, no need to worry! 】
Everyone is trying to survive, but only Fang Chen comes to the world of immortal cultivation.
Fortunately, although the system made positioning errors, it compensated effectively!
Without martial arts roots, analyze and copy!
The spiritual roots are not talented, but the Tao rhyme is natural, and innate spiritual roots can be cultivated!
Moreover, one year in the world of immortal cultivation is just one day in the world of survival. From practicing martial arts to cultivating immortals, he is free and easy!
Compensation talent, Secret Heart: The territory has hidden attributes that cultivators will not discover.
Compensation talent, absolute space: obtain an independent portable territory that is one tenth the size of the territory, where buildings can be built.
Compensation talent, integration of heaven and earth: localization of items and buildings,
[Alchemy Room: Analyze elixirs, generate recipes, register recipes, and automate elixir making]
[Refining Room: Decompose spiritual weapons, obtain 100% of the remaining materials, and automatically refine weapons]
[Talisman Pavilion: Automatically refine talismans and form talisman arrays.]
Fang Chen looked at all this and thought it was quite interesting.
Turns out I have talent!
Product Critical Hit (Black Iron Level Talent): All products in the territory have a chance to critical hit. The current critical hit multiplier is 1-5. You can specify the highest critical hit once a week.
When those survivors reach the highest point after going through untold hardships,
Standing before them was: the immortal alchemy cauldron, the instrument that suppressed the mountains and rivers, the talisman that connected the three realms, the formation that locked the vast land. The innate Dao fetus, the chaotic spiritual root, the source of all laws, the master of the boundless realm. The only true immortal, Fang Chen!
He accidentally entered the world of science as a code-named member of the winery, Blue Hawaii.
Fujiwara Asuka alias Haibara Raku, I'm the owner of Beihua City's Enthusiastic Citizen Conscience Co., Ltd. (Technology is a tough business. If you lose money, you can earn it back. If you lose your conscience, you can earn even more.)
Vest Phantom Thief Kidd's assistant, the top thief, proud of the world, with me Kidd there is the sky, playing cards, guns, paragliders, stealing all the treasures in the world.
Ten million people using fake accounts blew up the Tokyo Tower and the Ritsu Aoi Shrine, and set fire to the forests of Gunma Prefecture...
Vest Clown, Big Brother asked me to stir things up (Tokyo?) It must be arranged. Kill the locusts, kill the princess, kill, kill, kill. Only chaos can bring justice. I, the Joker, am the Holy Son of the Church of Savior, and I'm committed to turning Tokyo and Mihua into Little Gotham.
Jiang Xiaobai, a little gangster girl wearing a women's vest, haha, just once, I am a principled person, Emma smells so good~ Hehehe, run to the little mouse, come to your sister's bowl quickly.
Ma Jia fourth uncle, you bastard Conan, when you see your fourth uncle, why don’t you just roll over and kowtow to him and say hello?
What the vests do has nothing to do with me, the enthusiastic citizen of Mihua City, Huiyuan Le, and the outstanding employee of the winery, Blue Hawaii.
At dusk, I met (love) at the corner of the annex, and met Master Ren and Sadako...
Stalactite cave exploration, red embroidered shoes, and a ghost marriage for Conan.
Blue Castle, vampire, Sadako...hehehe, let's play hide-and-seek together and meow meow meow meow.
Full Moon Chapter Ghost Ship, welcome to the Flying Dutchman, I am Captain Jones, hehehe...
The bandaged weirdo in the villa, the yellow-skinned man asks for a title. Do you think I look like a human or a god?
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
Luo Feng traveled to a parallel world on Blue Star and gave birth to a daughter, Luo Yiyi. In order to let his daughter suffer less in the future, he worked hard.
But one day, my daughter said that she was reborn, and her spiritual energy would be revived in a year, and it would be the beginning of an era of universal cultivation!
Luo Feng originally thought she was joking until his daughter gave him a book of martial arts, and a voice sounded in his mind.
"Ding! Immortal cultivation techniques detected, the most powerful immortal cultivation assistance system activated!"
Luo Feng: ???
It's actually true?
…………
Luo Yiyi is a reborn person. In her previous life, spiritual energy revived and monsters were rampant. Her father died at the hands of monsters in order to protect her, which became the regret of her life!
This regret caused her to encounter a heart-demon tribulation when she was trying to pass the tribulation, which resulted in her failure. When she opened her eyes, she found herself back to a year before the revival of spiritual energy!
Looking at her father who worked hard for her, she decided to make up for her regrets in this life and take her father to cultivate immortality together!
But gradually, she realized that something was wrong.
Why is Dad's talent so terrifying?!
I, a great and powerful person who has transcended tribulation and has rebuilt myself, can't even compare to him?!
What? Dad has an innate Dao body? He even unlocked a top-grade Thunder Spiritual Root?
What? My mom has the body of a ghost king? She can devour all the evil spirits in the world?
What? My aunt actually has a top-grade sword spirit root. With a sword in hand, the world is mine?!
Luo Yiyi then discovered that she, a great man who had overcome the tribulation, was actually the least talented person in her family!
[Slow to warm up + Farming + Copying Poems + Intrigue + Influence of the Jianghu and the Temple + Beauty]
Chen Xiaofu traveled to the Great Zhou Dynasty and became an illiterate illegitimate son of the Kaiyang Divine General's Mansion.
He owns the Huaxi Villa and thousands of acres of fertile land, and more importantly, he has a stunningly beautiful and understanding fiancée.
There was no dramatic break-off of the engagement, and Chen Xiaofu was very satisfied with his life. He had planned to live a carefree life, but he didn't expect that his damn talent would make him famous overnight.
Chen Xiaofu walked from Lin'an to the capital, and into the bloody storm.
The Second Prince: "I only want Chen Xiaofu's head!"
Emperor Dong Qi: "I offer a reward of 100,000 gold to capture Chen Xiaofu alive!"
Princess Ninth of Xichu: "I don't care, I will marry Chen Xiaofu!"
The Crown Prince of Northern Wei: "I order all assassins from Qingyi Tower to enter the Great Zhou. If Chen Xiaofu is not killed, I will not be able to sleep or eat in peace!"
Chen Xiaofu looked at Her Majesty the Queen of Great Zhou: "They all want me to die. If I take over the world, what will Your Majesty think?"
Queen: "I will give you 300,000 soldiers and horses!"
Chen Xiaofu: "I mean, I want this Great Zhou too."
The Queen was immediately delighted: "Why not give it to you?"