[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Arthur Thorne rose from his throne of brass, corpses, and pipes, donning a crown forged from alchemy, steam, and blood, and taking up the scythe entwined with fate. He looked up. The twinkling stars in the sky were all enemies. But before that... Arthur Thorne, newly transported, faced a grave problem: how to hollow out his body and survive when alchemy, medicine, and conventional supernatural powers proved ineffective.

Kyle's third time traveling through time brings him to a world far more bizarre and dangerous than those of One Piece and Naruto. The painful experiences of his first two journeys, where he died in swords and kunai upon inheriting his memories, taught him this: if you're not strong enough, you die! Awakening his Nen ability at the age of seven, he possesses the power to turn everything around—the Book of the Unique World Resonance! When Gon needs strength to challenge Hisoka, Kyle extends an invitation: "Sign a contract. I'll grant you the opportunity to train in another world, and you'll grant me the power to reflect back." Thus, the Hunter world's strongest pirate group sets sail, and an organization more powerful than the Akatsuki in the Ninja World is born. But Kyle harbors a deepest secret: does this seemingly fair contract reflect the fruits of training, or does it reflect the fate of the contracted... themselves? As the bonds of the powerful from three worlds intertwine, what awaits them is the path to the highest...

When I woke up, the city collapsed, zombies roared, and strange beasts were rampant!

Social animal Jin Yao thought this was just the beginning of the end, but when he was on the verge of life and death, he accidentally activated the [Da Dao Xiu Xian System]!

While survivors around the world were fighting for a piece of bread and feeling complacent after awakening faint superpowers, Jin Yao had quietly embarked on the arduous journey of refining Qi, building the foundation, and achieving the Golden Elixir.

Supernatural powers? Flames and lightning? Compared to my Samadhi True Fire and Palm Divine Thunder, they are nothing but fireflies!

High-tech weapons? Starlink space-based cannons? Watch me destroy it with one sword, fly through the air, and take the enemy's head from thousands of miles away!

Others store grain, I plant spiritual fields; others build walls, I set up magic circles.

When the once high-and-mighty school belle, the icy female CEO, and the dashing female police officer all seek refuge; when the hegemonic nation's aircraft carrier fleet trembles in fear before the immortal city I built; when the whole world worships me as the savior...

Jin Yao only then realized that this doomsday was just the beginning.

And I, Jin Yao, will be the only god in this cruel new era!

The soul of a modern worker-peasant doctor travels through time and space in "Game of Thrones" and becomes the hungry Baron Ion in the Dorne Desert.

While others were still vying for the Iron Throne, he had already dug qanats beneath the sand and created oases with solar stills.

Despite the suspicion of Sunspear and the iron hoof of House Fowler, he used hybrid sand dates and hydraulic hammers to build the foundation of his throne.

See how the tiny baron uses his knowledge to rewrite the rules of the magical continent, making springs gush out of the desert and the iron rose bloom in the yellow sand.

——This time, the chessboard of Westeros is redrawn by scientific and technological thinking.

A fanfiction of "A Mortal's Journey to Immortality." Lu Chen travels through the mortal world. Though lacking the incredible fortune of the Little Green Bottle, he unexpectedly acquires an equally extraordinary Black Color Stone. He discovers that any magical instrument, treasure, or even higher-level treasure can be enhanced with the colored stone. By constantly trading these upgraded items for resources, Lu Chen embarks on a similar path to wealth and immortality. Years later, two individuals, once abandoned in the Yellow Maple Valley, successfully conjure their infants. Two familiar figures reunite at the Luoyun Sect to collaborate once again. Fellow Daoist Han watches with delight as the Cyan Golden Thunder Bamboo Sword is refined to emit wisps of spiritual azure light, increasing its power. "Brother Lu, I never expected your unique technique for refining and enhancing patterns to be so miraculous. It's unadulterated, yet it rivals the Gengjing treasure. I owe you a favor from now on..."

The Shenqi game is opened, and the missing parents send a letter, saying that Shenqi is another world, and they have prepared ten gifts, one million gold coins and a space pendant for Ye Tian.

Watch how Ye Tian sells Blue Star supplies through the space pendant, and in the divine revelation, he becomes the number one lord in the world, step by step develops the population of the territory, expands the army, and wins over famous ministers and generals.

Recruit Zhao Yun, rescue Zhang Jiao, capture Huang Zhong, fight Lu Bu, become sworn brothers with Xiang Yu, and make elixirs.

Destroy the Shang, Qin, Han, Jin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing dynasties, foreign races and people, unify the world and find the secrets of the universe.

When he opened his eyes again, Pei Daoren found himself trapped on a mountain by a formation. Only by accepting disciples can he open the sect's functions and control the sect's formation. After waiting for two and a half years, Pei Daoren finally got his first disciple. "Yuhan, from now on you will take the surname of your master and be my eldest disciple, Pei Yuhan." But after accepting the disciple, Pei Daoren found that this world did not seem to be the prosperous world of cultivating immortals that he had imagined. Why did everyone else practice martial arts? A hundred years later... Pei Daoren's disciples were also born one after another. The Martial Arts Empress shattered the mountain with one punch and dominated the world. The Alchemy Female Master brought the soul back to life with one pill and reversed life and death. The Swallowing Sky Frost Chi cut off the river with one bite and guarded the wilderness. ——————"Disciples are precious in quality and quantity" "Why does the system always ask me to accept female disciples?" "The reputation of the disciple is greater than that of me, the master"

[Strange World] [Steady Way X Lord Construction] [Merchant Monopoly]

Others who travel through the strange world are players, but Li Zhao travels through and directly "joins" the final BOSS.

Looking at the shabby rating of his own [One-Star Dungeon] and the leaky manor, and then looking at the cool and impressive titles of other people's BOSSes... he fell silent.

Fortunately, the only gifted talent [Weird Merchant] seems to be salvageable?

No money for construction? No problem! Sell the system-bound engagement. We've never met, so why would our lives matter?

[Ding! Forced transaction successful, Ghost Coin +1 million!]

Just when Li Zhao was happy to receive a huge sum of money and was preparing to build infrastructure and arm himself to the teeth——

In a strange world, a blood moon was in the sky. In a forbidden place, a queen in a scarlet wedding dress slowly opened her eyes.

"Oh? You dared to sell your engagement with this emperor... This one-star little earl is quite interesting."

This book is also known as: "I sold the female ghost emperor at the beginning and became the strongest contractor", "It was a one-star copy, why is the boss blasting soldiers like crazy?", "About the incident where my fiancé used my dowry to arm himself into a hedgehog"

System + Food + Travel + Relaxation + Cool Article

Lin Xi is a veteran homebody who suffers from severe social anxiety and late-stage procrastination.

I took the postgraduate entrance exam and the civil service exam, but both ended in failure. After working for half a year, I couldn't stand the arrogance of my stupid boss, so I quit in anger and went home to live off my parents.

I have been lying in bed at home for more than a year, going only between bed and toilet every day. I lie in bed all day long, and sometimes I don't go downstairs for a month.

He stayed up late every day watching TV series, playing games, reading novels, and eating too much. His health was getting worse and worse, and he finally died suddenly one day.

Fortunately, he didn't die completely. He was bound to a system and came back to life.

[Ding! The food check-in system has been successfully linked!]

Task 1: Please go to the entrance of the community within 5 minutes to purchase a serving of chicken wonton soup. Then, film a video of the chicken wonton soup of at least 15 seconds and upload it to a short video platform to check in.

[Note: You only have 5 minutes left in your life. If you do not complete the above tasks within 5 minutes, your life will end.]

Later, Lin Xi began to travel frequently to various parts of the country to taste all kinds of delicious food, and even flew abroad.

Her short video account is getting better and better, and her fans are increasing rapidly. Many people are waiting for her updates every day.

Cultural and tourism industries from all over the country are vying to invite her to their hometown.

The food novels she wrote were also selected for publication...