A belated golden finger is worth less than a blade of grass! Two thousand years after becoming a Daoist Patriarch, he was invited to join a chat group. With a wave of his hand, the compassionate Li Daosheng declared with awe-inspiring righteousness, "Dagu, your world is in turmoil from evil gods, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Fog Mountain Fire Element? Demons are wreaking havoc, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Iron Man Marvel World? The universe is in chaos, and the Purple Potato Spirit is causing trouble? All races are united in their efforts? We need to preach the truth to save the world!" "Young man, I see something is amiss in your world. Why don't you open the dimensional barrier and let me investigate, and then preach the truth to the world?" Li Daosheng said with a smile. The chat group members trembled with fear: "Don't come over here!" ... This is the story of a Daoist Patriarch using a chat group to preach the truth to the universe.

Chen Ye's soul traveled through the ancient world and became the tragic Hong Yun. He felt that the problem was very serious.

His saintly position was taken away, his Hongmeng purple energy was robbed, and in the end, his soul was directly shattered...

As a good guy in the prehistoric world, his ending is very tragic!

The root of all this was the preaching in Zixiao Palace, where Hongyun gave up the sainthood, and the calculations of the saint Hongjun were indispensable!

After thinking it all through, Chen Ye decided to lie down.

As long as I don't go to Zixiao Palace to listen to the teachings, no one can plot against me...

Traveling through Zongwu, Lu Tingzhou was trapped in the Tomb of the Living Dead at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. The only person by his side was a beautiful girl who was not concerned with worldly affairs - Xiaolongnu.

Activate the [Heavenly Book System] and become stronger by writing books!

But her cultivation level is zero, so she can only write the lowest level "Jianghu Beauty List".

In order to earn the first popularity point, Lu Tingzhou decisively wrote down and ranked Xiaolongnu second!

Xiao Longnu held the book and looked at him with a cold and questioning look. "Lu Tingzhou, it says here that I'm not as good as a woman named Zhao Linger... Who is she?"

A bad blood feast!

A passionate world composed of [Hot-Blooded High School] and [Hot-Blooded District].

Protagonist Shinichi Snake

By defeating the enemy, you can extract the opponent's entry system and start attending Suzuran High School.

After meeting a group of bad boys by chance...

Serizawa Tamao: I am in awe of big brother’s mahjong skills.

Genji Takiya: Even if I can’t win, I will fight for the pinnacle of Lily of the Valley!

Yoshiki Murayama: My brother-in-law has a bright future!

Bouya Harumichi: I am Crow Soul, and he is the commander of Noxus!

Huamu Jiulihu: Why are you better at picking up girls than me? I don't accept it!

Amamiya Brothers: Welcome to come and play in the "SWORD" area when you have time~

Hayashida Kei: He is the best opponent!

Kuki Genji: Wra...

Amber: With you here, I can retire.

Junko: Oshiage, organize a social gathering tonight and call your brother Jabami over!

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Is the Wanshi Empire the strongest bad organization?

Kowloon Club is known as the strongest gang?

[Iron Bones (Gold): From Kuki Genji, Defense +200%. With this, who would still take the stairs?]

[Natural Punching Bag (Gold): From Ninety-Nine, Defense, Recovery, and Blunt Weapon Resistance +100%. With this, the old lady no longer has to dodge cars when crossing the road.]

[Perfect Right Straight Punch (Gold): From Sakura Hibiki, from now on, you become a right straight punch superman]

The Crow Soul reappears! Starting from climbing all the way to the top of Suzuran, Jabami Shinichi will create a new era of bad guys that belongs to him!

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In order to facilitate the appearance and interaction of various legendary characters, the character ages, story timeline and original plot have been greatly changed!

Shen Ye woke up and found himself as an amnesiac from another world. His mind was empty, but his murderous aura was overflowing.

Before he could figure out the situation, he was forcibly bound by a [Immortal Cultivation System of Infinite Merit].

System goal: To train him to be the number one moral saint in Xuanqiong Realm!

System method: Do one good deed every day and your merits will soar!

Penalty for failure: Struck by lightning (trial version) Do you know?

Looking at his hands, naturally suited for holding a knife, now forced by the system to help an old lady cross the street, Shen Ye fell into deep thought - what on earth did I do before I lost my memory?!

Helping the old lady find a chicken? Stealth, tracking, one-hit kill... er, no, one-hit capture!

Mediating a fight between villagers? "Each of you gets half, human or pig. Take your pick."—his eyes were cold, his tone was kind.

Looking to liberate evil spirits? The [Shadowless Merit Dart], blessed by the golden light of merit, strives for speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness, providing attentive service to ensure a painless afterlife!

Shen Ye: "System, can this 'Conquer People with Virtue' skill physically silence people?"

System: "...Host, please correct your attitude! We are a serious merit system!"

Shen Ye (shaking off the blood from the knife with an expressionless face): "Oh, I just used 'reason' to convince a demon, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak anymore. Where are the merits?"

(Note: I'm a newbie, please don't criticize if you don't like it)

[Modern fantasy + lighthearted humor + no female lead + face-slapping story + invincible] Urban youth Liu Jin resigns and retreats to Mount Zhongnan, only to be struck by reality. He accidentally ingests an elixir and becomes the world's sole immortal cultivator. Harnessing his celestial powers, he cultivates ginseng, brews immortal wine, and refines jade talismans. He attempts to maintain a low-key practice, but his public displays of divine prowess repeatedly cause a stir, shocking the audience. As his reputation as "Master Liu" spreads, wealthy individuals seek his services, villagers seek medical treatment, and specialized agencies spy on him. Both troubles and business opportunities arise. Selling mountain products, building a celestial abode, and founding a sect, Liu Jin thrives in his daily life as an immortal, forging a carefree path to immortality between the mundane and the serene.

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

The doorbell rings, welcome to the Six Realms Grocery Store

Therefore, we welcome all kinds of business, including those from the demon world, the devil world, the human world, the underworld, the spirit world, and the immortal world.

【Comfortable and funny + system + face slapping + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + single female lead】

Lin Yang traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and could be called the "ceiling of the unlucky people in the world of time travel."

Others travel through time: With divine equipment, he starts out proud, and with a wave of his hand, he can instantly defeat the heaven and earth.

Lin Yang travels through time: After running around for a whole year, he still can’t activate the golden finger. It’s so painful!

After finally seizing the opportunity to join the sect, the strongest immortal cultivation system was finally activated.

But before Lin Yang could be happy, he discovered something even more outrageous.

The items in this system mall are all priced sky-high. In order to improve his cultivation, the upright Lin Yang has no choice but to go further and further on the road of "profiteering businessman"...

​Traditional realms of immortal cultivation: Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, and spirit transformation...

[PS: The main storyline is slow to develop, the heroine appears relatively late, and it is a pure single heroine, no harem!!]