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Li Yi: I am reborn!

Li Yi: Who the hell is reborn? Is he reborn to the college entrance examination site, or to the first Chinese language test?

I've graduated from university for many years, and you want me to go back and take the college entrance examination? Kill me!

Li Yi: Fortunately, I have a golden finger that can predict the future for 24 hours. I can directly "see" the college entrance examination answers and compete for the top spot!

How to make the first pot of gold?

Directly "predicting the future", he bought 10 lottery tickets, aiming for 25 million, but...it turned out to be the second prize?!

Summer vacation, from 10 yuan lottery ticket to 200 million cash!!

The world is a sea of bitterness.

The mortal swims in the sea.

The body is the vessel.

The soul is the mortal on the vessel.

The vessel carries the mortal as it sails endlessly towards the other side of the sea.

Does cultivating the body strengthen the vessel enough to reach the other side of this sea of misery?

Or does cultivating the soul give the mortal on the vessel the ability to master swimming?

Cultivating according to the martial path allows one to become an Earthly Immortal.

Cultivating according to the immortal path allows one to become a Divine Immortal.

Which path should be chosen?

Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient.

When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans.

When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared,

he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter,

called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother,

when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife.

…

The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone.

The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster."

"Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?"

"This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?"

…

When everyone thought he was going to be tortured,

he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? !

Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food.

Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!