Outdated game streamer Fang Zhou was invited to a romance reality show, but he discovered that out of the five female guests on the show, four were his ex-girlfriends whom he had wronged.
He told the pure school beauty: "You're too innocent, I prefer someone more seductive."
He told the top-tier female star: "Your voice is too high-pitched, I prefer a natural one."
Facing his abnormal ex-girlfriends, Fang Zhou originally just wanted to keep a low profile, but unexpectedly, the audience started shipping him with his ex-girlfriends.
The live broadcast room's popularity skyrocketed, each episode became explosively popular, and advertisements flooded in.
Later, when the ex-girlfriends discovered each other's identities, he was pressed into a small dark room, looking up at the women's exquisite faces, and heard them say, "If you don't behave, we'll turn you into a specimen, so you'll never leave us."
Fang Zhou: "I'm doomed, all my wronged ex-girlfriends have turned yandere."
Su Bai transmigrated to a world where magic cards were the dominant element, and high-level card masters were revered by thousands. With memories of his past life, Su Bai used his understanding of card games to create all sorts of strange magic cards.
His decks are full of surprises, often catching opponents off guard and bringing them to tears of joy.
The Evil Landlord: Unless it suffers fatal damage, it will spawn a new Evil Landlord. The opponent, watching himself fight his own Landlord, fell into deep thought.
Steal and Plunder: Randomly take two cards from your opponent's deck and keep them for yourself. The opponent, looking at their dwindling hand of magic cards, falls into deep thought.
Ancient Evil God: Unable to attack; summons a minion of the Ancient Evil God when the enemy faction recovers health. The opponent, watching Su Bai continuously healing him, fell into deep thought.
Anyone who has ever fought against Su Bai can't help but praise him.
"Su Bai's deck is too easy to deal with, let's all gang up on him."
[Single Female Lead] + [Professor] + [Everyday Romance] + [Max-Level Boss] + [Absolutely Lazy]
"Mommy, why does Daddy play games all day? He’s either fishing, walking the cat, or leisurely drinking tea. How does our family have so much money?"
"Because your daddy is an evil capitalist, doing no work, exploiting and squeezing others. If this were the past, you’d throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing under the streetlamp after school. We should be happy—he’s still lively and well."
"Then why are you always so fierce? How did Daddy ever like you?"
"Hmm?"
"Brother, you should ask differently. Sister will only teach you once. For example, Daddy is so lazy—how did Mommy like him?"
"Because he coveted Mommy’s beauty and spared no effort, and luckily he had some money. I liked his money, so we ended up together."
"Professor Lu, back then I was penniless. Admit it, you coveted my beauty and insisted on supporting me!"
"Hmm?"
"Your mommy is right."
Top goddess and superstar Yang Mier finally divorced her worthless husband. She expected her besties to celebrate, but things turned out differently! Her former besties all fell head over heels for her ex-husband, Luo Chen. Yang Mier was stunned to discover that her ex-husband was actually an award-winning actor, a superstar director, a top TV producer, a superstar singer, and the richest man in the world. "Honey, I was wrong. Is it too late to get back together now?"
Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient.
When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans.
When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared,
he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter,
called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother,
when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife.
…
The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone.
The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster."
"Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?"
"This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?"
…
When everyone thought he was going to be tortured,
he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? !
Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food.
Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!
[Ghost Stories: Death Draw, the more I die, the more invincible I become!] [Horror Ghost Stories + Cool Story + Infinite Stream + Draw + Single Female Protagonist + Universal Class Change] Shen Yuan travels to the world of Universal Ghost Stories, sharing a coffin with a stunning female ghost! [Ding! You've awakened the Death Draw system. Killed by ghosts, you draw cards. The more you die, the more cards you draw.] From this point on, Shen Yuan embarks on a path of increasing invincibility in Ghost Stories. ... In the night, in the coffin, Shen Yuan says: Come on! Kill me! The stunning female ghost decisively crushes Shen Yuan's head: I've never heard of such a request... Bizarre! [Ding! Draw Success! Obtained SSR-level Experience Card, level up 5 levels] The next second, Shen Yuan reappears intact: Come again! The stunning female ghost: ??? Pah! Shen Yuan is beaten to a pulp again! [Ding! Draw Success!] [Obtained a stunning female ghost wedding dress, a pair of embroidered shoes, and a fitted bellyband.] Shen Yuan held the still-warm bellyband, bewildered. This… this is actually a top-tier piece of equipment? Shen Yuan: Great, I have the level and the equipment… Then, from now on, I'm invincible! The stunning female ghost, watching Shen Yuan resurrect again and again, and her clothes dwindling, completely broke down and cried: "Please… please don't die again!" ... Soon, as Shen Yuan was dying, he realized that he could no longer fit his top-tier equipment and items. He had become the only SSS-rank hidden class! The so-called evil spirits and ghosts had attributes not even a fraction of his own. Shen Yuan: A strange story? That's it? ... Ten years later, Shen Yuan, the supreme god who unified the three realms, was interviewed: Reporter: What's the secret to your strength? Male Protagonist: The secret? It's simple, just keep dying.
[Urban Martial Arts] [Single Female Lead] [Sixth Brother] [Exhilarating Combat] [Volume] [Family Protectiveness]
Su Xinghe transmigrates to an urban martial arts world and becomes an orphan without parents.
Just when he thought he was about to make a comeback as an "orphan," he discovered...
The original owner was a complete waste! While others could control lightning with their lightning-based abilities, his was only good for charging his phone.
Su Xinghe: I'm tired. Let's destroy it!
However, things took an unexpected turn when the "Path of Martial Arts Achievement," designed to subdue those who dared to defy the odds, was activated—as long as you completed the tasks issued by the system, you could obtain free attribute points!
Su Xinghe was filled with enthusiasm, and had just set a small goal when his parents came knocking on his door!
Su's mother: "Son, if anyone bullies you, I'll shake all their eggs until the yolks are broken!"
Su's father: "My dear son, here's a hundred million for your pocket money!"
From then on, when Su Xinghe prepared to study diligently, his father bought the entire cultivation tower.
Just as he was about to risk his life in the secret realm, his mother had already sent a fleet to flatten it.
Looking at the path to becoming a top-tier writer, which had been "crushed" by his parents' love, Su Xinghe timidly raised his hand to the system: "Um... System Bro... why don't you uninstall it? I'm afraid my parents will misunderstand!"
Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.
When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -
[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]
Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"
When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.
Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."
It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.
It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?
...
(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)
"Baba~"
"What did you call me?!"
"Baba, does the master like to hear the word 'Baba'?"
Nia's face was full of innocence.
"No! You should call me dad~" Ron's smile gradually became perverted.
[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]
Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.
Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.
He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.
He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".
He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".
He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".
Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.
Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!