【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】

I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

…

I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]

Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.

Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.

He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.

He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".

He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".

He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".

Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.

Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!

Lu Changge traveled to a fantasy world due to an accident and became the headmaster of a sect.

But Lu Changge discovered that he was actually a bachelor commander? He was the only one in the entire sect?

what to do?

Just when Lu Changge was in despair, he awakened the system of the ancestor. As long as he accepted disciples and made them stronger, he could also become stronger!

But Lu Changge doesn’t understand cultivation at all and doesn’t know anything. How can he make his disciple stronger?

So Lu Changge had no choice but to fool him.

Just chop the tree roots with the sword and the disciple will learn the peerless sword skills.

Draw a knife mark on the ground to let the apprentice understand the peerless swordsmanship.

Stew a pot of vegetable leaf soup to let the apprentice understand the peerless method of alchemy.

Draw an Olympic ring and let your apprentice understand the peerless formation.

Just by saying a proverb, his disciples can understand the method of divination of good and bad luck.

……

Many years later, these disciples all became peerless masters who were feared throughout the nine heavens and ten earths.

Moreover, Lu Changge discovered that since the empress's disciple became the peerless empress, there was something wrong with the way she looked at him. Could it be that...

This book is also known as: "It's reasonable for a time traveler like me to have a few trump cards", "Because I'm afraid of death, I have to be invincible", "This master is awesome, he really comes to help when something happens", etc.

Ye Qiu traveled to the Great Wilderness World and obtained the ten thousand-fold return system.

By teaching or gifting the same thing to the apprentice, you can get a high multiplier crit return.

“Ding, you give your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill, trigger a thousand-fold crit, and get a Divine Marrow Pill.”

“Ding, you passed ten years of kung fu to your disciples, triggered a hundred times of critical strikes, and obtained thousand years of kung fu.”

“Ding, you gave your disciple the Zixia Sword, a top-grade treasure, which will trigger ten thousand times the crit and get the Immortal Sword Yunxiao.”

All the disciples: “Master is too generous. He never hides his secrets from his disciples, and he gives everything away.”

My name is Song Zhong, and I am good at seeing people off.

After Song Zhong's cultivation was taken away, he obtained peerless magic skills, and his cultivation increased by one year a day.

What?

There are still twenty days before the Tianjiao battle, and I will lose?

Sorry, I will increase my skills by one year a day!

What?

Someone asked me to fight in the life and death arena in a hundred days?

Sorry, for me, a hundred days means a hundred years of skills, so I can only see you off.

What?

The other party is immortal?

How many years of skills can he have?

I gain a year of skills every day, and dominate the heavens and the worlds!

Everyone's talents are awakening, and one of them accidentally awakens a most useless talent, a soul clone. As long as the soul power is enough, it can split infinitely. But in this era when everyone is practicing, the soul clone can neither resist nor fight. It will be destroyed with the slightest touch. What can we do?

It’s okay, there is a door in my mind that leads to the ancient times. The soul clone is useless, but can it be useless again after reincarnation?

Well, what should we do now that reincarnation has become a common weed? How about we try eating one?

In the beginning of chaos, a modern youth, by chance, becomes the new Devouring Demon God. Watch as he writes his own legend in the primordial world, ultimately transcending chaos and proving eternity.

[Single female protagonist + fantasy + empress + nanny + invincible + daily life + system]

My name is Mo Ran, I am an Immortal Emperor. When I first arrived in the Ten Thousand Worlds, I was trapped by Xiao Tongzi for hundreds of years. By chance, I met a beautiful female emperor...

So, I had a daughter!

…

My name is Shen Qingqing, the reincarnation of the Immortal King of the Upper Realm. In my previous life, I was an orphan, a saint of my clan, but was ambushed and killed by a thief! In this life, I, Shen Qingqing, swear: "One day I will return to the Upper Realm and take back everything that originally belonged to me!"

When Shen Qingqing saw her father effortlessly taking out the Immortal Emperor's method and countless heavenly materials and treasures...

She was dumbfounded...: "My father is the Immortal Emperor?"

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Empress Shen Qiqi came to Mo Ran's residence, lifted his chin, and said domineeringly: "Come home with me and be my empress."

System: [Go home with your wife and you will be free]

Mo Ran:?

"You don't agree?"

"No, I do."

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Mo Ran: Are you really not a villain?

System: I am not, and neither are you.

Mo Ran: So what's going on?

He pointed at his second daughter.

System: I don’t know this either!

Many years later——

Mo Ran: "My dear daughter, he was the one who bullied you, wasn't he?"

"Woo woo woo, yes, Daddy, you must make the decision for me!" Looking at the little scoundrel kneeling and begging for mercy, Shen Qingqing suddenly smiled evilly: "I admit that you are indeed very strong, but what if I want to bring up my father? What will you do?"

The little scoundrel was so frightened that his legs went weak and he knelt down begging for mercy: "Princess, I know I was wrong!"

——Those who are different from ordinary people are monsters——

Born to be a superpower, a hundred ghosts retreat wherever they go, crushing bones is the same as crushing butter biscuits.

It’s too special, it’s actually not a good thing. In order to find the same kind in this seemingly ordinary world, Su Zhou has been searching all the way for ten years, but he has found nothing… Until the sudden arrival of aura recovery, it opened up a vast expanse for him. The curtain of the times.

Looking forward to change and transcendence, Su Zhou didn’t want to watch the world burn, but he longed for the world to become lively.

Traveling alone for thousands of miles, strolling around the world.

Seeing the uneven road, draw a knife to help.

Even in this world full of monsters, demons, and countless demons and ghosts, in this multiverse that is on the verge of breaking and is on the eve of destruction, there is no need to shrink from fear, no need to be confused, and still have a heart that longs for justice and pursues correctness. .

After all, it’s just like the well-known nonsense, ‘when a person is killed, he will die’.

Monsters will die if they are killed.

East is the origin of all things.

Emperor, the supreme god.

Purple Records, the most expensive of the immortal ranks.

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In the vast sky of the easternmost part of the world, outside the four seas of China, there are eight continents and four poles. The immortals live in the fairy islands in the blessed lands and stationed above the nine heavens.

In the realm where immortals manifest their ways, under the silence of the ancient gods, all the five continents and myriad worlds are sanctified, and all spirits enjoy the protection of all gods and immortals and ascend to the immortal kingdom.

Under the circumstances of these two days, Chu Tai began his own path of cultivation...