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I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

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I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

With his eyes closed, the struggling author Yang Tianling transmigrated into the body of an impoverished villager in another world. He started with nothing but bare walls, mediocre talent, and a wife who was a refugee who had fled from war.

I thought my life would be like this forever, until my eldest son was born!

[Ding! Detection of Yang family bloodline continuation; Clan Fortune Altar activated!]

[Initial Clan Luck: 5 points]

[Congratulations, host! You have obtained the initial family attributes: Favorable Weather (Harvest +10%), Skilled Household Management (Assets Grow Slowly)!]

What?! Clan Luck Points can not only be used to exchange for cultivation techniques, but also directly increase proficiency?!

[20 points of clan luck consumed to successfully exchange for "Raging Bull Strength"!]

A local bully came to provoke us? Does he think the Yang family has no one to rely on?

[Having exhausted all of his clan's fortune, "Raging Bull Strength" has reached its peak!]

Yang Tianling unleashed a punch with explosive power! The village bully was utterly terrified!

Did they collude with bandits to wipe out my entire family?

[Clan Fate Alert! Danger Surges in the Southwest!]

Exchange for trap blueprints and the martial art "Cloak Blade Technique"!

As Yang Tianling stood with the bandit leader under his feet, bathed in moonlight, with his wife and children safe and sound behind him, the altar began to frantically alert him!

[Ding! You have protected your family, your reputation has spread throughout the village, and your clan's fortune has surged by 500 points!]

[Family reputation increased, unlocking a new building: Martial Arts Arena!]

[New talent detected, bloodline analysis in progress...]

Also known as [My dream wife came true, is my ancestor such a jerk?]

Jiang Ping'an traveled through time accidentally without activating any golden fingers, but just had one beautiful dream after another.

Until one day, he unexpectedly discovered that the ancestor of the Han family was actually himself - the woman in his dreams!

From then on, the whole world was in chaos.

The peerless empress, the charming nine-tailed fox, the detached goddess, and the witch who slaughtered all living beings all appeared one by one.

"What? The one who was bleeding from the chopping I made just now was my second uncle?"

"What? 'The ones who are "enjoying happiness" in my Ten Thousand Souls Banner are my aunts and uncles? They are all my beloved relatives and friends?"

"You evil beast, your fiancée is too...!"

The entire battlefield of all races has become a mess.

Facing the resentful gazes of many beauties and descendants, Jiang Pingan spread his hands and said, "Don't blame me. It's just a dream. The key is to do whatever you want..."

He woke up to find a stunningly beautiful woman lying beside him, exuding charm and allure. He knew he had transmigrated and become the most tragic human emperor in the prehistoric world—Di Xin.

In this world where saints are everywhere and even the most powerful are worthless, numerous great religions and sects stand side by side, all plotting against Emperor Xin.

"I'm doomed! This is a hellish start. Am I supposed to just lie down and die?"

Just as Emperor Xin was wailing and lamenting his ill-fated destiny, he awakened the Infinite Incense Merit System and was even able to create chat groups.

A centenarian from Wudang, a sycophantic young master, who loves drinking animal milk, the leader of the World Society, and the Great Qin Chef God have joined the chat group.

Faced with the noisy chat group, Di Xin typed: "[I am the eternal human emperor, now a god. I now recruit believers. Those who believe in me will receive creation, eternal life, and immortality...]"

As long as the group members believe in Di Xin

[Cunning + Conquest + Summoning + Developing Power]

Xia Xuan transmigrates into the body of a prince of the Wu Dynasty, facing a choice between the [Supreme Wise Ruler Route] and the [Imperial Tyrant Route] at the start.

Caught in the vortex of power struggles, he did not hesitate to choose the latter, thus embarking on a path of tyrannical conquest.

[The Tyrant's Path: Suppressing all power, reigning supreme, believing my will is the will of Heaven, bestowing titles upon all gods, and suppressing all races!]

[Lie down for a day, Tyrant Points +5, plus an extra month of cultivation points]

[The Bronze Sparrow Terrace includes a femme fatale; Tyrant Points +999]

[Killed the emperor and usurped the throne, blood stained the palace, Tyrant Points +10000]

[Accumulate enough points to draw: Heroic Spirits of the Heavens, Heroic Spirits of the Army, Secret Realms of Heaven and Earth, Divine Artifacts of Creation...]

[Summoning Heroic Spirits] War God Lu Bu, the Bad Guys Organization, the Great Wall Army of Immortal Qin, the Holy Tang Poet Immortal, the Immortal Qin Killing God, the Luo Wang Assassin, the Divine Han Champion Marquis, the Beautiful Goddess of the Luo River, the Female General Lu Lingqi... Legendary divine and mythical heroic spirits [Summoning order is not fixed]

[Divine Objects] Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Netherworld Ghost King's Nest, Crowded Secret Realm...

Countless years later, Xia Xuan looked back at the vast empire he had conquered. As far as the eye could see, gods knelt in worship, divine generals were everywhere, and all races paid tribute!

What's wrong with being a tyrant who suppresses all ages?

[Job Transfer] + [Card Draw] + [Almighty Beast Tamer] + [Rampant Combat Power] + [Lone Wolf] + [No-Brain Fun] + [Semi-Digitalization]

Blue Star Catastrophes, everyone draws cards to become a professional.

"Su Che, you jinx, how dare you use an A-level class card without permission! And why don't you give your brother the constellation talent enhancement card... you unfilial son! You dare to hit your father? Ah! And you hit him!"

"Su Che, your brother is an S-class professional. If you can't compare with him at A-class, I just want your attitude... Ah! You're so rebellious, your fist is your attitude!?"

"Su Che ran off to the polluted land!? Monsters are rampant there, it's extremely dangerous. How can this be allowed? He's the future of Da Xia, he'll die!... What! He wiped out the Abyss Demons in the polluted land by himself?"

"Remember, you must only choose dungeons with the [Easy] difficulty level. The [Hard], [Brave], [Nightmare], and [Disaster] levels are all more difficult than the last... What?! Someone cleared the [Hell] difficulty level! And it's Su Che!?"

"Blue superior quality equipment cards are already the limit for ordinary people, while yellow rare quality belongs to the upper class, purple epic quality is for the nobility, and gold legendary quality, black immortal quality... Holy shit, Su Che... is wearing all red mythical equipment?"

…

When you are on Blue Star, drawing cards is king.

Others only draw a white card or a blue card at level 10.

I, Su Che, must draw gold at every level.

The golden legendary card is the upper limit of human beings, not my Su Che's upper limit.

I also have the Immortal Black Card, the Red God Card, the Three-Colored God King Card, the Five-Colored God Lord Card...

Qin Fan's life trajectory has undergone a drastic change for unknown reasons!

[A hidden identity of Qin Fan has been discovered!]

[Two hidden identities of Qin Fan have been discovered!]

[Three hidden identities of Qin Fan have been discovered!]

[Qin Fan has been discovered to possess a special identity that will influence the era of great strife!]

[Because Qin Fan's changing fate will play a crucial role in advancing the Great Conflict, he is hereby awarded a unique privilege-level panel.]

As the mysterious sound rang out, Qin Fan discovered that the arrival of countless players had brought him entirely new enjoyment.

"You freaking don't know, Qin from Wuyou Manor..."

An angry player in the corner was about to say something, but after noticing the change in his companion's expression, he changed his tone as if to say something else.

"Master Qin is truly a role model for us all! He is simply a great hero and a paragon of virtue that everyone admires!"

"Very good, the task of cleaning all the latrines at Wuyou Manor today is assigned to you!"

Affection level ↓↓↓ Warning!

After issuing the mission, Qin Fan waved his hand and left without a trace, leaving only two players who were petrified in the corner.

Let's get a job, you player-monster!

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My completed work, "The Only Path of Righteousness and Evil," with nearly five million words, is available for readers.

While obeying his master's orders to annul his engagement, An Buran awakened memories of his past life. He had transmigrated to a fantasy world of immortals and heroes, becoming a major villain! He possessed double pupils and a cousin with immortal bones, whom his mother might one day bring to him. He was inherently cold and indifferent to everyone, especially his sister An Buran, whom he treated harshly, beating and scolding her mercilessly! Even his mother's chosen child bride was treated like a servant, a prostitute, a slave. A pure egoist, he would stop at nothing for resources, even harming his own senior sister, causing her to lose her position as the chief disciple. ...In despair, he fortunately awakened a system. To pull back from the brink and survive, An Buran decided to fight against fate!

(Invincible + Single female lead + Satisfying + Crazy + Fight if you dare)

[Note: You have been offline for 6688 years, with accumulated offline experience of 99999999999+. Retrieve now?]

"I'm... invincible now?"

…………

Jiang Ye died peacefully in his sleep and was reborn in another world.

To his surprise, he discovered that the world he was in was exactly the same as a casual idle game he had played when he was young.

Having not logged in for over 60 years in the real world, the accumulated offline experience had reached an outrageous level.

Cultivation yields miraculous effects, slaying monsters and killing monsters to level up at breakneck speed! The lottery system grants you divine skills and weapons to your heart's content! The secondary profession system allows you to easily refine divine pills and sacred talismans... Otaku Chen Shen transmigrates with an invincible system, slaying monsters to obtain secret manuals, killing monsters to obtain equipment, wielding the 128 Subduing Dragon Palms in his left hand and the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth in his right, dominating the three realms and ultimately becoming an invincible supreme being!