【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】

I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

…

I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]

Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.

Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.

He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.

He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".

He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".

He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".

Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.

Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!

Lu Changge traveled to a fantasy world due to an accident and became the headmaster of a sect.

But Lu Changge discovered that he was actually a bachelor commander? He was the only one in the entire sect?

what to do?

Just when Lu Changge was in despair, he awakened the system of the ancestor. As long as he accepted disciples and made them stronger, he could also become stronger!

But Lu Changge doesn’t understand cultivation at all and doesn’t know anything. How can he make his disciple stronger?

So Lu Changge had no choice but to fool him.

Just chop the tree roots with the sword and the disciple will learn the peerless sword skills.

Draw a knife mark on the ground to let the apprentice understand the peerless swordsmanship.

Stew a pot of vegetable leaf soup to let the apprentice understand the peerless method of alchemy.

Draw an Olympic ring and let your apprentice understand the peerless formation.

Just by saying a proverb, his disciples can understand the method of divination of good and bad luck.

……

Many years later, these disciples all became peerless masters who were feared throughout the nine heavens and ten earths.

Moreover, Lu Changge discovered that since the empress's disciple became the peerless empress, there was something wrong with the way she looked at him. Could it be that...

This book is also known as: "It's reasonable for a time traveler like me to have a few trump cards", "Because I'm afraid of death, I have to be invincible", "This master is awesome, he really comes to help when something happens", etc.

Ye Qiu traveled to the Great Wilderness World and obtained the ten thousand-fold return system.

By teaching or gifting the same thing to the apprentice, you can get a high multiplier crit return.

“Ding, you give your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill, trigger a thousand-fold crit, and get a Divine Marrow Pill.”

“Ding, you passed ten years of kung fu to your disciples, triggered a hundred times of critical strikes, and obtained thousand years of kung fu.”

“Ding, you gave your disciple the Zixia Sword, a top-grade treasure, which will trigger ten thousand times the crit and get the Immortal Sword Yunxiao.”

All the disciples: “Master is too generous. He never hides his secrets from his disciples, and he gives everything away.”

Ye Xuan crossed into a newly born baby, and when he was being held by his nine sisters, he immediately turned on the [God-level sign-in system]

[Hugged by the elder sister who is the vice president of the financial group, sign in and get RMB100000000]

[Hugged by the second sister who is a rejuvenating sacred hand, sign in to gain god-level acupuncture skills]

[Hugged by the third sister of the master of Chinese martial arts, sign in to gain a comprehensive physical strengthening]

[Hugged by the fourth sister of the top female anchor of China, sign in and get a handsome face. ]

…….

Sign in every day!

Ye Xuan signed in for eight years in the city!

On Ye Xuan’s eighth birthday, Jinling’s richest man led senior officials and dignitaries to visit.

“Congratulations to Mr. Ye happy birthday!”

A group of sisters looked at the dignitaries in front of them, “Who are you looking for?”

“Ahem, they are here to find me.”

Eight-year-old Ye Xuan jumped off the chair and slowly said…

That year,

The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he fell in love with this girl with twin ponytails and a sweet smile.

For her.

Jiang Xu did a lot.

She likes milk tea, so I use the money I save from breakfast to buy it for her.

She likes some small accessories, and Jiang Xu lies to her parents that she wants to buy teaching materials.

Or you can take out the New Year's money you saved.

When Zhou Qingyue was on duty, I helped her clean the house.

She was not good at her studies, so Jiang Xu stayed up late to write down the best study method.

She said she wanted the latest mobile phone.

Jiang Xu would hang out in Internet cafes on Saturdays and Sundays, using his skills to play games and make money.

After a long time, I used the more than 2,000 yuan I earned to buy her a new mobile phone.

But all I got from her was a bland thank you.

Countless confessions were always rejected with the excuse that studies were more important.

I believe that as long as I show enough sincerity, I will be able to move her.

After graduating from college, she said she wanted to start a business.

So Jiang Xu secretly gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him to buy a house.

When Zhou Qingyue became successful in her career, what he got in return was witnessing her cuddling with another man.

The desperate Jiang Xu was reborn.

In this life, I will never make the same mistake again.

Just then I realized that there was a treasure girl in the class.

In the future, her father will become the richest man in China.

And now, her family is still very poor.

Jiang Xu: Father-in-law, you know, I have been without a wife since I was a child.

My name is Song Zhong, and I am good at seeing people off.

After Song Zhong's cultivation was taken away, he obtained peerless magic skills, and his cultivation increased by one year a day.

What?

There are still twenty days before the Tianjiao battle, and I will lose?

Sorry, I will increase my skills by one year a day!

What?

Someone asked me to fight in the life and death arena in a hundred days?

Sorry, for me, a hundred days means a hundred years of skills, so I can only see you off.

What?

The other party is immortal?

How many years of skills can he have?

I gain a year of skills every day, and dominate the heavens and the worlds!

After waking up from prison, Long Kai became a death row inmate with his family broken up.

System awakening: you will become stronger by killing enemies, and you will get magical equipment by killing all your enemies!

From prison to the myriad races of the stars, one man, one sword, one spear, treading on blood——

Destroy the Mechanical Royal Court, shatter the ancestral star of all races, and sweep across the universe of all realms!

When the powerful Xinghai knelt and trembled: "Sir, spare my life..."

Long Kai chuckled, "What's the rush? We've only just finished annihilating them. Oh, and have you guys—your ancestral star numbers been lined up yet?"

[Single Female Lead][Yandere Chaebol][Cool Story][True or Fake Young Master]

"Ah Xuan, I will haunt you no matter where you are."

"It would be nice to die with you."

Lin Xuan died, and his body was thrown into the river by the scumbag and the bitch.

She is the president of Su Group, decisive and ruthless.

It took three days and three nights to salvage him ashore, and then he kissed Lin Xuan, who had turned into a giant corpse.

She lay in the ice coffin with him, interlocking their fingers, closing her eyes with a smile on her lips.

She is noble and cold, but she only bows to one person - Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan was reborn with a golden finger and returned to the day when he married the bitch.

Su Huan came to grab the bride.

Lin Xuan's eyes lit up, and he wanted to show his loyalty right then and there. However, with a kiss from her, the wine containing the drug was passed into his mouth...

Everyone's talents are awakening, and one of them accidentally awakens a most useless talent, a soul clone. As long as the soul power is enough, it can split infinitely. But in this era when everyone is practicing, the soul clone can neither resist nor fight. It will be destroyed with the slightest touch. What can we do?

It’s okay, there is a door in my mind that leads to the ancient times. The soul clone is useless, but can it be useless again after reincarnation?

Well, what should we do now that reincarnation has become a common weed? How about we try eating one?