"Name."

"Onino Takeshi."

"Occupation."

"Film director."

Takagi Shigeru raised his head and stared at the guy in front of him who looked more Yakuza than Yakuza.

It was hard to believe that the other party was the man praised by the media as "the genius famous director", "the savior of Japanese movies", "Mr. Billion Dollar", and "the emperor of movies".

The story starts with that violent man...

This book is also known as:

"About the fact that I made Conan a child star" and "Although he is a Yakuza, he chose a hot life"

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

[Bengtie Fanfiction] [Contains many worlds, at least Genshin Impact, Juequ Zero, and Collapse III.] [New book by an old author, feel free to read] Ye Yun traveled through time and became a dying world tree. Fortunately, he obtained a system that allows him to invite people from other worlds to his world to help him fight monsters. Those who are invited will receive a task panel similar to that of an online game. Killing monsters can gain experience and obtain drops. At the same time, Ye Yun can also obtain divine power to restore himself, or exchange for magical functions in the system and props from all the heavens and worlds. Years later, Ye Yun vaguely remembered the two heroes he had summoned at the beginning. A little gray-haired boy and a silly Fu Fu.

(30,000 will be issued on the day of listing, and 20,000 will be issued for daily updates)

"I'm Batman. My name is Chen En, not Bruce Wayne, and I live in Beika Town. But the system told me that I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm in Gotham City. When Batman fights super criminals and maintains law and order, I'll be rewarded."

"I said yes."

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Kaito Kidd: Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit too hurtful?

Conan: Could you please stop standing there with that stupid coffee cup of yours and telling me I'm Batman when I ask you something?

Makoto Kusakabe: No, buddy, I went undercover to gather intelligence myself, how did that make me a two-faced person? Are you polite?

Gin: What clown? Why are you looking at me?

A social death livestream has arrived in the Type-Moon world, revealing the top ten social death nicknames. It begins with Lady Crane and Devil Kinniku Rin! Rin Tohsaka: What is Devil Kinniku Rin!? Red A: Nuclear Sword Master? Emiya Giant Warrior? Gilgamesh: Concerned Citizen? Grand Axe King? Hassan King: Indeed, Wushuang is the pinnacle of assassination! Dr. Roman: No way! How could Magical Girl Merry be that old Merlin? Amidst the cries of the Type-Moon crowd... A flood of Type-Moon re-creations and official scenes are pouring in! Suddenly, the entire art style of the Collapse World has been distorted!

【Easy+More Daily+Single Female Lead+Pure Black Standpoint】

Lin Jiayou: "What are the benefits of our company?"

A long-haired, cold-faced man in black said, "Our company (organization) offers quite a few benefits. Meals are paid into a special subsidy card with regular deposits. Accommodation is in this 300-square-meter, single-family villa in Haido-machi, right in front of you. For travel, there's a Lexus in your garage with the key in it. For entertainment, you can use the company's bars and discos at will, just show your ID, and enjoy unlimited drinks, snacks, and cakes. You can buy your own clothes, or wear the company uniform. In addition, the company provides a base salary of xxxxx per month, and a commission of xxxx per order..."

"Ah, this—"

Lin Jiayou blinked and his face straightened.

"The company has treated me well, how dare I not die for it?"

Lin Jiayou, determined to join the organization, discovered...

The people in the organization seem a little different!

(The protagonist is a high-purity real wine, his stance is 99% black, not on the red side, the only female protagonist is Miyano Shiho, and the description of the organization's daily life is mostly humorous and light-hearted, so just have fun watching it.)

After watching "The Burial of Frielian," the ancient elves wiped away their tears and played music at the graves of their former besties. Dwarves held up posters for "The Hobbit," loudly proclaiming their own heroic spirit. A dragon nestled in its lair, watching "Breaking Bad," its ambitions burgeoning. Even wizards, nearing the divine, were captivated by space opera and "The Three-Body Problem." The gods secretly strengthened this world's defenses. I came, I saw, I conquered! Salvi will conquer the entire other world with culture!

He Yu bought a strange glass box with projection function.

A miniature world of cultivation was projected into the glass box, with the little people inside fighting each other all day long.

Later He Yu discovered that what was inside the box was not a projection, but real.

He threw the remaining lobster claws into the box, and they became the remains of a giant monster that stirred up trouble.

The button battery he threw into the box became an endless source of thunder.

Even the small plastic glowing sword he played with as a child threw in there, and it became a magical weapon to seal the earth.

Gradually, the name of 'The Great Emperor of Covering the Sky' spread throughout the world of cultivation.

Countless monks witnessed a huge hand descend from the sky, covering the sky and suppressing everything.

[No system + no cheats + no mythical beasts at the start (not a villain story, not a dark story), complete tasks in the early stages to improve your strength, and develop your own forces in the later stages]

Yang Ming never imagined that the conditions after his time travel would be so harsh.

He would never have imagined that in the future he would start out as a little Rattata and a lowly pawn of Team Rocket and conquer the world.

With his flexible moral bottom line, greasy escape methods, borrowing a knife to kill, bluffing, deliberately creating confusion... and a bit of luck, Yang Ming rose from obscurity to the top step by step, from an illegal resident to a small fry, then to the head of the Rockets branch, a cadre, the king of the island, and... the champion!

At the same time, his companions become increasingly powerful, from the "wild dog on the roadside" Rattata, to the "Big Three", to Pokémon with hidden abilities, Magikarp, and Paradox... and even the legendary "God"?!

“It wasn’t until I reached the end of the road that I realized there were no more people passing by…”

Don't shed tears over a bleeding wound, and don't kneel down to hold up the flagpole.

Don’t loosen your clenched fist, and don’t let go of the pawn that has crossed the river!

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

...

Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"