Thanks for the invitation. I am currently in the ninja world, just resurrected. I am now the divine son of the Evil God Cult, the chief spokesperson of the Evil God, and the number one lackey appointed by the Evil God.
Based on the principles of dedicating his life to fighting for the Evil God, the Evil God being supreme and omnipotent, the Divine Child Simu devised the [Sacrifice the Ninja World] plan.
Orochimaru: "Only by submitting to the evil god can I obtain eternal life."
Nagato: "True peace is achieved by sacrificing the entire ninja world. Without people, there will be no conflict."
Obito: "I want to create a world where only Jashin exists."
Deidara: "The Jashin-sama is the true art!"
Decades later, the evil god was resurrected and, looking at the Allied Shinobi Forces that came to punish him, slowly typed a question mark.
"I've been sealed away for hundreds of years, and now I'm the public enemy of the ninja world?"
Liu Xing transmigrated into the world of Food Wars! and opened a small restaurant outside the Totsuki Culinary Academy. This small restaurant not only lowered the prestige of Totsuki Culinary Academy but also constantly embarrassed the academy. However, Totsuki Culinary Academy was powerless to do anything about this small restaurant.
Gran: "Weiss, I have the most delicious food in the universe. Do you want to try it?"
Weiss: "Trying to trick me into saving you? Don't be silly... It smells so good!!"
Gran: "Mr. Weiss, I want to learn how to break the rules. I want to learn Ultra..."
Weiss: "Don't be silly, how could you possibly learn... What, how did you comprehend the second level of selflessness so quickly? What, you learned to break the rules again??"
Beerus: "Boy, you have good talent, so I'll make you my candidate!"
Xiangpa: "How outrageous! That skinny rib has such a talented candidate!"
Bardos: "This little guy is amazing, he even learned angel control techniques!"
High Priest: "Will Gran surpass me one day?"
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[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]
A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.
With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!
The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.
Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!
The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!
In the 37th year of Konoha, Shiraishi traveled to the Land of Rain and unexpectedly acquired the bloodline of the Otsutsuki. Unexpectedly, his Ten-Tails merged with the World Tree of Pokémon. To return to his original world, he had to hatch all the Pokémon. Thus, a turmoil engulfing the ninja world began.
Natsukawa Tora transmigrated to Type-Moon. Lacking magic skills and connections, he was busy working odd jobs, initially thinking he'd be the most pathetic transmigrator. But everything changed after he was chosen by the Holy Grail and summoned King Arthur (Old Saber). Especially after the Holy Grail War ended, and Old Saber became his [Special Forces Machine], turning him into Old Saber Superman. ...On a certain day, in Chaldea, in the same familiar corridor, around the same familiar corner. "Sajyou Aika, don't come any closer! I don't know Arthur, really! -- Emergency call!" [Being being teased by a friend's old face [I'm telling you, Souji is super cute]]
The Saint Seiya army, the Giant army, the Death God army, the Ninja army... the World Government, the Navy, the Seven Warlords of the Sea, the Four Emperors... all take turns on the stage. On the Red Line, the Celestial Dragons reign supreme, wielding absolute power. Beneath the Red Line, in a vast network of interconnected caves, steam trains roar through the air, connecting the four seas. PS: Please favorite and recommend...
Reporter: "Mr. Daidouji, many people say your policy platform is too radical. What's your opinion?" Daidouji Sousuke: "The more they oppose me, the more it proves I'm right." Reporter: "And some people say that after you joined the Metropolitan Police Department, the level of crime in Japan suddenly escalated. What's your opinion on this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "This proves that our law enforcement methods are still too lenient and haven't deterred criminals." Reporter: "Then could you explain why your election opponents are often involved in inexplicable murder cases? How do you control all of this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "Sorry, no comment." Watching this finally revealing scoundrel leave, Daidouji Sousuke sternly ordered: "Come on, take Conan to this reporter's house for two days..."
Keywords: Konoha, Naruto, Sharingan, Wood Release, No System!
My name is Shinichi Teshima!
Many people say that Naruto is a legend about eyes...
I admit, the Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan are absolutely awesome!
But... when the Thousand Hands bloodline dormant within me awakened, everything changed.
Witness this—the power of all things in the universe!
But—I thought this was the peak!!!
Until my Wood Release touched the One-Tailed Beast... it mutated!
My wooden puppet has begun to devour the tailed beast!
Sand Release Wood, Flame Release Wood, Lava Release Wood... With each tailed beast I absorb, my power evolves and mutates at a terrifying speed!
As the chakra of the nine tailed beasts converges and reforms within my body...
My Wood Release is no longer content to be merely a "technique".
It took root in my body, built meridians, and eventually... gave birth to a man-made divine tree that belongs only to me!
However, it lacks the final "catalyst" and cannot achieve the desired result.
I have been waiting... until Kaguya Otsutsuki broke free of her seal and descended with the power to destroy the world.
When she saw my chakra fruit tree, which didn't need the Ten-Tails but was born solely from the bloodline of the Senju clan, she was bewildered like never before.
"I've been waiting for you for so long..."
Waiting for that moment, my fruit tree's roots will pierce through heaven and earth, tightly binding and devouring her! The boundless divine bloodline will be absorbed by the fruit tree, and finally, an unprecedented chakra fruit will condense!
I plucked the fruit, swallowed it whole, and felt the ultimate power surging within me, a power that surpassed all things in the universe!
"The Legend of the Eyes?!"
"No... From this day forward, the legends of the ninja world will be written by my Wood Release!"
This is a fanfiction of Rimuru and a pseudo-fanfiction of Ainz Ooal Gown. Lin Ming, possessing the Nazarick Great Tomb system, is summoned by people from another world. In Rimuru's world, he summons Albedo, Demiurge, and others one by one, and establishes a dynasty two years ahead of schedule in the eastern part of the Jura Forest. When Rimuru establishes the Demon Kingdom Federation in the western part of the forest, he discovers that his older brother is actually incredibly powerful. Thus, the story of the older brother and his younger sister... no, his younger brother, begins! What kind of interesting stories will unfold when two Demiurges appear at the same time? What strange sparks will fly between Shalltear and Luminas, both true vampires? The early part of the story is a slow-paced, hellish development for the protagonist, so please be patient.