"Lin Yuan, you're fired! Your playing style was too dirty; you're a disgrace to Chinese football!"

A ban forced 18-year-old Lin Yuan to leave for Portugal, carrying a bad reputation.

Everyone thought this rough guy who only knew how to fight with his body would eventually give up.

Until that season, a true beast emerged from Boavista's checkerboard stadium.

Some call him the "midfield meat grinder" because wherever he is, it becomes the opponent's nightmare.

Some call him the "ankle terminator," and even Messi and Neymar have to be careful to avoid him.

Some even call him a "tyrant" because as long as he's on the field, he controls the rhythm of the game!

...

Three years later, the Champions League final.

Lin Yuan switched to a top club, donned a new uniform, led his team to the top of Europe, and lifted the "Big Ears Cup".

He also won the Ballon d'Or that year, becoming the new king of football.

Facing the swarm of Chinese football associations seeking reconciliation, Lin Yuan gave a cold smile to the camera:

"Sorry, I'm just a dirty hooligan who plays football, I'm not worthy of your noble football."

Nathaniel, a young man who accidentally travels to the world of Harry Potter, has his fate changed forever. Bound to the Merlin template from the start, he instantly possesses the incredible ability to automatically understand ancient runes and cast spells without a wand.

In Diagon Alley, he experienced a surprising encounter and made a close friend aboard the Hogwarts Express. His initial confrontation after the Sorting ceremony made him stand out, and his impressive performance in Charms captured everyone's attention. Spending time with Hermione in the library, their relationship blossomed. He deftly resolved the Halloween troll incident and the controversial Quidditch match with his ability to masterfully manipulate the situation.

As his adventure unfolds, he acquires the "Grand Master of Alchemy" sub-template, unlocking the "Natural Affinity" trait, allowing him to communicate with magical creatures. After fusing with the Gandalf template, his light magic is amplified, and his strength soars. Facing the Azkaban escapee, the conspiracy of the Triwizard Tournament, and the Horcrux crisis, he never flinched.

He led the charge in the Battle for the Hall of Prophecy and the Defence of Hogwarts. Through constant battle and exploration, he awakened his divine seed and obtained the "Time Traveller" template. He pursued the Deathly Hallows, participated in Dumbledore's plan to fake his own death, and constructed the prototype of his godhood, completing the framework of his kingdom until he ignited the divine fire.

In the end, the war between gods and demons broke out, and he started a duel with the Dark Lord at the level of laws. The two gods resonated and awakened, rewriting the origin of magic, successfully opening up a new era of gods, and becoming an immortal legend in the magical world.

The canonical version awakens as a vampire in "Highschool of the Dead." In "Parasyte," he fuses with Parasyte. In "Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress," he devours Kabane. In "Jiojio's Bizarre Adventure," he becomes the ultimate perfect creature. In "Akame ga Kill," he becomes a super-dangerous creature at the top of the food chain. In "Fate," he becomes the immortal evil of humanity, living from BC to the present day. In "One Punch Man," he becomes the God of Monsters and fights with the Bald Man in the Cape from Earth to Mars. —The devilish version of Saya Takagi: "Scum, devil, shameless, die!" Joseph Joestar (jiojio): "I treated you as a friend, but behind my back you want to be my dad!?" Tohsaka Rin: "What is your relationship with my mom?!" Illya: "Dad, after this Holy Grail War is over, let's go flower viewing together."

My name is Imazumi Rinnaeus, and I'm a transmigrator.

As a transmigrator, I naturally came equipped with a golden finger system.

My system is called the Dream Performance System. As long as I complete performances according to the script, I can receive rewards in the form of "tags."

Those max-level attributes, talents, skills, and even tags for health and longevity look truly enticing.

However, this damn system took over a decade just to activate, and the first script it gave me left me speechless.

Because this script... isn’t something one person can complete alone. It requires the cooperation of several girls.

For heaven’s sake, even in open-minded Japan, what decent girl would agree to this kind of script?

...

"My name is Nakano Ichika."

"My name is Nakano Nino."

"My name is Nakano Miku."

"My name is Nakano Yotsuba."

"My name is Nakano Itsuki."

Today, they accepted an invitation from a certain "great system." In order to achieve their respective goals, they decided to seek out someone with the surname Imazumi and perform the script together.

It’s just that this script... is way too embarrassing...

I transmigrated into the sky island Enel, not to pursue the "Infinite Land," but only to use my developed red lightning and electromagnetic wave abilities to do some "things."

Kidnapping a Celestial Dragon? A piece of cake!

I piloted the modified Ark-Maxim and started a live broadcast ten thousand meters above Mary Geoise—publicly executing a Celestial Dragon!

The video of Den Den Mushi (modified) instantly caused a stir in the comments section:

"This slug-nosed Celestial Dragon is hilarious!"

Can methods of execution be crowdfunded?

"Warring States Period: ?! Family members, please report this!"

Kizaru: This execution is so cute!

"Akainu: Kizaru???"

Donation Ranking: "Top Donnie Yen" remains firmly in first place; "Yonko Kaido donated 100 rockets." Boa Hancock donated 100 "Shining for You" tokens...

In front of the bewildered Charles Saint, give him an "afro" with lightning, dance a social dance in front of him, sing to torture him, and explain his various crimes.

The world was initially shocked, then scornful, and then erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

After the execution, I sipped my special Sky Island milk tea and leisurely revealed my coordinates: "I'm 10,000 meters above Mary Geoise, waiting for the navy to come up for tea."

The result? Actor Kizaru and I acted out a special effects blockbuster.

The comments section erupted in cheers: "The best actor in the Grand Line Navy!"

I arranged for a drone to deliver Skypiea-themed milk tea – Four Seasons Spring (without sugar) – to Akainu.

Postscript: "Even on days when a volcano erupts, a little coolness is needed. — Sponsored by Azure Pearl Milk Tea Shop."

Newspaper headlines explode: "Four Emperors and Fleet Admirals Watch Live Stream Together!", "Skypiea Livestream Significantly Reduces Global Crime Rate!", "God Enel: Messenger of Peace!"

“This is the store! Go grab the machine!!”

Chen Mo looked at the ninjas who suddenly poured in and couldn't help but touch his chin.

【A large number of customers entering the venue has been detected! 】

Uchiha Sasuke kicked open the door of the box, with a dangerous light flashing in his Sharingan:

"Boss, turn on the computer for me! Today I want to wash away my shame in the "All Anime Battle" game!"

Three hours later...

"Damn it! That man again?!" Sasuke frantically pulled at his forehead protector, and the word "defeat" was clearly displayed on the screen.

In the next box, Uzumaki Naruto's Nine-Tails Chakra was leaking out faintly.

"This is the tenth time I've been caught by the police..." He stared at the screen of Grand Theft Auto, scratching his head. "This is harder to get away with than graffiti on the Hokage Rock..."

The most outrageous one is Hinata Hyuga, the shy girl blushing in front of Fall Guys:

"Naruto-kun... this game is so difficult..."

[Ding! Ninja player rewards have been distributed! ]

Sasuke comprehends [Chidori: Lightning Release Amplification]

Naruto obtains [Nine-Tails Chakra Activation]

Hinata Awakens [Byakugan: Ten Lines at a Glance]

Just as the internet cafe was in chaos, the door was suddenly pushed open—

"I heard that you have a game here that is more fun than Flying Thunder God?" Edo Tensei Namikaze Minato walked in with a smile.

"I want to exchange my Rinnegan for lifetime VIP!" Nagato from Akatsuki walked in.

Chen Mo looked at this group of unruly ninjas and silently took out the [Forced Disembarkation Card]...

"Um...our new rules are that you can only renew your subscription if you defeat the network administrator."

[System prompt: A shadow-level expert has been detected. It is recommended to upgrade the barrier immediately!]