[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]
A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.
With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!
The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.
Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!
The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!
"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"
Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."
"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"
Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."
"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"
Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."
“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”
Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"
Bloodline factor + animal-type Devil Fruit = Monster Girl? Monster Girl + Dango Fruit = Beasts? A time-traveling Brian, with a vision that transcends the limitations of this world, uses his bloodline factor to create an unprecedented army of Monster Girls. He encounters the Rocks Pirates and becomes one of their top officers, participating in the Battle of God Valley. A year later, a whale falls and life springs to life. Golden Lion, Whitebeard, Big Mom, and the Beasts rise to become the Four Emperors. Kaido's fortune is shattered, his title as Master, and even the Fish-Fish Fruit. Should he be adopted by Big Mom? What's next? A journey of pirates spanning four decades, battling the Navy, supporting the Revolutionary Army, and battling the World Government—what's the thrill? Brian, commanding hundreds of Monster Girls, declares: "Who the hell is Im? Get off the throne!" ... Also known as: "Pirates: The Beginning to Seize the King"...
Su Luo was reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship.
Awaken the Ronaldinho template at the beginning, and your shots will 100% go in!
He led the national youth team to the finals in an invincible manner, but was expelled from the national football team for going to a nightclub.
Su Luo refused to accept it and still wanted to go to the nightclub!
[Go to the nightclub once, awaken the Haaland template, and compete at full level! ]
[Go to the nightclub 5 times, awaken the Modric template, and have a 100% pass success rate]
[Go to a nightclub 10 times, awaken the Messi template, and have a 100% success rate in passing]
Real Madrid, Bayern, Barcelona, Manchester City and other giants were hit on the head by the "Little Prince of Nightclubs"!
Guardiola: The law-abiding Suarez is in the top 10 in the world, and he is the best in the world when he goes to nightclubs!
Klopp: Was Suarez spotted picking up girls in a nightclub yesterday? Damn, this game is over.
Wenger: If you come to Arsenal, you can go there every day.
Taylor Swift, Black Widow, and Wanda: After having fun yesterday, he is indeed stronger!
The Chinese national football team is devastated: "Come back Su Luo, we will never care about you again"
Inside a clock tower, a professor is introducing the flourishing of European magic. "I'm telling you, only Europe is the center of magical knowledge; other regions are just places for country bumpkins!" "But teacher, Japan is hosting the Holy Grail War! I heard it's related to the Third Magic." "...That's an exception; Japan is still the countryside." "But the Fifth Magician is also in Japan." "That's an exception; it doesn't prove anything." "The descendants of the First Magician also live in Japan." "A...an exception..." "But the Fourth Magician is also in Japan...Teacher? Where are you going?" "Pack my bags and move to Japan!" --- A singularity descended from beyond the origin, he inherited the path of a magician and began to travel the world. Indifferent to destruction, indifferent to the future, he simply passed by like the wind. But his originally light steps unknowingly became heavy due to numerous karmic connections. The fairytale witch, the moon princess, and the sometimes-gathering, sometimes-scattering Fifth Magician—their existence bound his thoughts to the planet. Then he understood that in order to live up to their expectations, he would guide the world to a future without the Steel Earth and the Moon Coral. (Storyline: The Night of the Wizarding Magus - Tsukihime -)
[Conan Fanfiction]
I traveled through time and space and became Kudo Shinichi's younger brother? Are you kidding me!
I don't want to be a detective, I want to be a cartoonist!
Sorry, Shinichi...it's not that I don't want to help you, I just really want to have a younger brother named Edogawa Conan.
By the way, what do you think of my cartoon's protagonist being a Shiba Inu wearing a blue suit, gray shorts, and a red bow tie around his neck?
Isn't it very creative?
"If I don't die today—" Paul's voice suddenly rose, each word seeming to be squeezed out from the center of an electromagnetic storm, carrying a metallic friction texture and overwhelming killing intent:
“From this day forward, I will broadcast the wails of the defeated through your communication networks! I will pave every naval base port with the wreckage of your proud warships! I will keep the gates of justice permanently short-circuited, and I will cause Marineford's power to go out inexplicably every night! I will become the longest and most lucid nightmare in your naval careers—”
The railblade was raised high above his head, aimed at Garp, Aokiji, and seemingly at the entire World Government.
"—Until all of you live in endless regret, regretting why you didn't kill me completely on the ice plains today!"
Kotoji Mirai transmigrated to Soul Society and became a carefree, lazy bum in the 9th Division. Unfortunately, his salary wasn't enough for drinking, so he resorted to writing novels for the *Seireitei Newsletter* to earn extra money. His first novel, *The Arrogance and Loneliness of a Prodigy*, featured the protagonist "Aikawa." The next day, a junior named Aizen Sosuke, with a gentle smile, came to ask him about the profound meaning of the "Throne of the Sky." His second novel, *The Murderer of Meteor City*, featured the protagonist "Shuka." That night, the gentlest captain of the 4th Division, Unohana, sat in his room with a sword, smiling as she asked him: "What is the meaning of 'the loneliness of a mad beauty'?" Kotoji Mirai was now panicking, currently writing *The Invisible Empire Hidden in Soul Society*. Would he end up killing off his own people? Kotoji Mirai discovered that, without realizing it, he had acquired the title of "The Most Beautiful Nobleman in Soul Society." "Isn't this going to kill me?" He drew his Zanpakuto, unleashing his true name, "Zhuiwen Banshou" (meaning "All Things Under Heaven"). "The future of Soul Society will be written by me."
Reborn into the Great Wu Dynasty, Li Changsheng becomes a (fake) eunuch in the imperial harem. He aspires to be like Lao Ai, but instead becomes the strongest eunuch on Earth.
In terms of political achievements, he established schools, implemented reforms, rectified official corruption, swept across the land, and brought peace to the world for generations to come!
He fought against powerful ministers, but in the end, he inexplicably became the most powerful minister and the most treacherous traitor!
When it comes to economic development, he transformed the once precarious Dawu into a prosperous and powerful nation, even surpassing Tao Zhugong!
In terms of talent, if all the talent in the world were equal to one bushel, he alone possessed twelve bushels, and the rest of the world would owe him two bushels!
A man of many talents, he wielded power over the world when awake, and rested his head on the lap of beauties when drunk. Princesses, imperial concubines, noble ladies, and chivalrous women all loved and admired him.
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The stunningly beautiful empress later looked back and thought: "You dog of a man, I asked you to manage the harem, how could you have dug it all up?"
[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues]
Interview with the protagonist:
Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization?
Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.”
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Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times?
Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.”
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An interview with the detectives of Kexue World:
Q1: How do you view Jiangxia?
Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.”
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Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization?
Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”