[Single, no CP, a sleazy loli protagonist, original world, innocent and adorable main character, and a cover-up style of explosive killing.]

Your enemies: Future foresight, time reversal, ability plundering, hypnotic brainwashing, supersonic crit attacks...

Your abilities: Sculpting figurines out of mud.

"Liking lolita will land you in jail, young girls lack charm, only older sisters are the universal truth!" a certain sleazy loli said.

"The Shenzhou tablet isn't that big?"

"Isn't fifty thousand years old enough?"

"...After all this time, it's only this big?!"

A white-haired, madwoman, blindfolded in black, shone through the vast rivers, vowing to chop down the stars.

The elderly Shenzhou tablet, still pretending to be a JK, wielded its brilliance to split the sky, fighting solely to protect.

A star-core hunter, ignorant of fear, raised his index finger and whispered softly, "Shh, listen to me..."

At an intoxicating dance, the "Sea Patrolman" and the Rememberer performed the Eternal Rondo.

Ming Shen, commanding thunder, struck with a single thoughtless blow, splitting the strait and annihilating all those who dared to blaspheme.

A genius named Ruan Mel says: "I will dissect [memory], regulate [balance), deconstruct [pure beauty], and recreate [immortality).

A scientist named Möbius says: "Truth has no end, and infinity is nothing.

Big Black Tower. So, anyone want to test the simulated universe? Please!

What is this? Gluttonous Star God? Eat it!

What's that shiny thing? The Amber King's diamond head? Take a peek!

What's this squishy thing? Joyful Star God's game box. Swallow it!

What's this round, shiny thing? Teyvat? Scary!

This gray and white hair is so shabby? Post it!

The incarnation of the lord of endless greed, a certain star god said that life is very nice.

Meanwhile, a certain spirit of fun, wearing a clown mask, is complaining at the center of the universe: Who is the Star God of Fun? Ahaha, how embarrassing!

"50 kg of fruit ordered by Baiyulou",

"10 bottles of wine ordered by Scarlet Devil Mansion"

and 1 kg of rice ordered by Hakurei Shrine, Akina Ze also showed disdainful eyes.

...

"So tired!"

As the king of the planting industry in Gensokyo, Akina Ze also said that he could not remember how he changed from a farmer to what he is now.

Maybe it was because of the urging of Lord Yuyuko day after day?

After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.

"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."

"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."

"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."

“………”

"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"

"…Who is Lu Yao?"

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Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.

"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"

(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

A male kebab chef traveled through time and space to the body of a Korean female model, Choi Seon-woo! He inherited his dead father's barbecue restaurant! How did Choi Seon-woo make the barbecue restaurant so successful? And how did she get into the local entertainment industry!

"If you ever get hurt, you can always come to me. I'll heal you... unconditionally~"

With just one line and a single promotional video, Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, instantly broke through the fandom barrier and became everyone's top choice.

A pair of legs and a single image of Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, set the internet ablaze, making her the true Archon of the doujinshi world.

"Waaah! If I could just rest my head on Lumina-neechan's lap once in my life, I'd die without regrets!" "When is Lumina-neechan coming to the gacha? I'm sick with lovesickness-the kind only she can cure!"

"@Mihoyo, can't Lumina be added to the gacha sooner? Do you even want to make money? At this rate, I'm going to F2P her E6 S5!"

As more of Lumina's promotional videos and storylines were released, players began to uncover the truth.

The aloof Saintess persona was merely a facade.

Witnessing Lumina's true personality only intensified the players' enthusiasm.

"Lumina-neechan, step on me!!!"

The fan comments, however, gradually spiraled into the absurd...

[Beng 2 to Feng 3? ] [Fun] [No swordsmanship] [Daily] [Battle? ] [Letting myself go the whole time] [Hahahaha, I'm not crazy, I don't need to take medicine! ]

The flaming spear boiled in my hand.

The fiery red cloak warms my soul.

The beating of my heart makes the world listen to my whisper.

The tragic story will be rewritten from this moment on.

Kiana looked at her elder sister in front of the door curiously: "Sister, why are you wearing a bed sheet and holding a branch? Aren't you cold in the snow?"

(The first chapter completes the time loop, the second volume is about the main story, and the third chapter is about daily life.)

Xia Zhi traveled through time and unexpectedly encountered an injured white crane. Out of kindness, he reached out to heal it.

After parting with the crane, he came to Liyue. In order to solve the problem of food and clothing, he opened a healthy water care store.

"It doesn't matter whether it makes money or not. I mainly don't want this craft to be lost."

The store has more and more members, and Xia Zhi's life is getting better and better.

But one day, a tall and slender lady suddenly came to the door and said she wanted to repay him.

"I am the True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng. Don't open a store. I will support you in the future."

Xia Zhi was silent.

What should I do? Waiting online, it's urgent.

"Did you know? The whole world is actually a game, and I’m the most powerful Evil God in it. Taking on all Twelve Main Gods solo is a piece of cake."

"Wow, that’s amazing! So… why were you sealed away?"

"Because I transmigrated just as the fight was about to begin! I didn't have my keyboard! But it's okay, help me break the seal, and you can be the Main God."

"Mm-hmm, okay!"

The saintess nodded along as she wrote in her diary:

[As long as I never break the seal… Mr. Evil God will be mine forever (crossed out)]

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Alternate title:

"Transmigrated as an Evil God and Sealed by the Gods, Only to Be Summoned by the Saintess of the Divine Court?"