【Original Western Fantasy】
"Why does this [Summoning Card: Goblin] wear a black mask?"
"Because it's a ruthless goblin."
"Then what's the use of it?"
"It can steal your opponent's wallet."
“I@#¥%, who※※taught you to do this??!”
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You can be creative when making cards, but you can't kill people.
——Excerpted from the memory of a victim
"Oh my god! Isn't the modeling in this game too beautiful?!"
"I've decided, you'll be my wife from now on!"
Bang!
Warning: You've been attacked by a foundation-building monk and are in a near-death state!
"Fuck, I'm just an NPC in the game, why do I have such a bad temper!?"
[Task 1: Entering the world of immortal cultivation, you have obtained the foundation-building method, please try to kill the "Immortal Dragon"]
"Brother System, let's not talk about the fact that the novice task is to kill a dragon, there is a small problem, I didn't travel through time."
[Task 2: The end of the world is coming, after awakening the E-level superpower, it's time to show your skills, please try to fight the "Zombie King" alone. ]
"Brother, let's not talk about me being in the modern world, just follow your logic, wasn't I still in the world of immortal cultivation just now? And you awakened the superpower for me, kill the zombie king, me?"
[Task 3: In a world full of women, you have become the only precious man, please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets. 】
"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. I am kneeling down now. Please take me to this world. I really beg you."
...
"Wait, you call earthworms immortal dragons?"
"Wait, can killing in biochemical mode be considered killing?"
"Wait, can humming be considered successful sowing?"
...
[Task 4: Killing demons in brothels. 】
"Hehe."
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"Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to kill demons!"
"Hold your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?"
"System, you hurt me so much!!!"
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This book is also known as: "The system can save me from fire and water, but don't worry about where the fire and water come from", "If you can cultivate immortality in modern times, foot massage is also a way!", "I didn't travel through time at all, the system insisted that I did"
[Not a cool novel + ordinary daily life + relaxed and humorous + no heroine + no knife + King Gou] Be cautious when entering this pit.
An immortality novel that spans several great eras of immortality from the perspective of an immortal. From an ordinary small mountain village, he walks out of a small world and enters the great world of immortality. He experiences the era of vigorous development of the world of immortality, the era of golden heyday, the era of the collapse of rules, and the age of darkness. An era of turmoil, an era of silence for all souls...
Chen Xun traveled to the vast world of immortality, awakened the immortality system, and even received an immortal spirit beast as a companion.
I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone. I just want to take Lao Niu to see the prosperity of the world.
One inadvertent moment, he exposed the three mountain axes on his waist, and the other inadvertently revealed his sixteen-pack abs.
He slowly put on the gangster's hood and smiled gloomily: "I, Chen Xun, and Lao Niu are the most reasonable."
The whole world trembled, he put it on...
The fireball technique of a chain-qi stage was suddenly activated, as if it was multiplied thousands of times. The endless karma burned the sky, and all souls were extinguished...
"Although your Excellency is very strong, you are not strong enough for me to use the third mountain axe."
—Nicholas the Bandit, Chen Xun.