A certain otaku got three lottery draws and one time-travel opportunity from a certain otaku god. With great luck, he won an E-level skin, an A-level skill, and an S-level talent. Therefore, according to the conservation law of "ability-danger", he was sent Entered the world of Naruto.

Assuming that the energy that a cell can extract per unit time is 1 joule, a ninja has 130 trillion cells, and the average mental power is 100, the average chakra consumed by each C-level ninjutsu can be converted into 3.6×10^6×100 Joules, the mental power consumed is 10, and the ninja's mental power and cell energy can be restored by 10% per hour, so please answer the following questions.

Please tell me why the original generation was not smart?

Please tell me why Obito is crazy about love?

Please tell me why Xiao Li is so positive?

Please tell me why Naruto is the strongest in Mouth Release?

How can Tsunade maintain her composure?

This is a story that attempts to use scientific methods to solve the unsolved mysteries of Naruto. (fog)

"Alan, what kind of magic do you have?" "My magic will only be used to protect my companions." "Why?" "If you can't pro tect your companions, what's the point of magic?" "Compani ons should be able to trust each other unconditionally. Just r ely on me more, because one day, I will also need to rely on you.

Crossing Panlong, it was just at the beginning of the first war of faith.

Locke, who was only friendly to water elements, had to focus on saving his life. He started with the first-level magic water mist, comprehended the mystery of the "fog illusion" law, and embarked on a path dominated by illusion.

The essence of illusion is deception.

Deceive the enemy, deceive yourself, and even - deceive the world...

Gradually, Locke, who was determined to save his life, gradually became a nightmare in the hearts of many people.

"Knowledge is power."

"Don't do business without a market."

"The talents in the tavern will eventually become heroes. "

Sumu, who possesses the art of governing, arrived in the first year of the Timber War, listening to the heroic proverbs since ancient times and searching for undiscovered rough gems.

Duke Zhou of Zhou spit out food to feed the people and the people were at peace with him. Although Su Mu is not talented, he also hopes to attract talents from all over the world and stand firm in the troubled times.

Seraph, Golden Dragon of the Fiery Sun, Void Titan, Chaos Lord, Mother of the Red Moon.

The world of heroes holds higher-level secrets. We embark on a familiar journey again, hoping to reach the Tower of Eternity and search for miracles that even the gods cannot touch!

The Heroes of Might and Magic series, a story that has never been forgotten.

When he woke up, Mo Wuyou found that the world had changed drastically.

Various Digimon are rampant. Everyone is born with a Digimon machine, and a Digimon egg is randomly given in the Digimon machine.

When you reach the age of 14, the Digi-Egg will hatch and a juvenile Digimon will appear; when you reach the age of 16, the Digimon will evolve to the adult stage.

As a result, digital universities have sprung up around the world, and secret realms fraught with danger are looming.

This is an era when the world is keen on digital battles and digital tamers shine.

Travel to the world of One Piece?

They come, the security;

Became Don Quixote Rossindi?

Forget it, it can’t be reopened;

But after realizing that he had eaten the fruit of silence, the little boy became restless.

Fruit of Silence, this is one of the devil fruits that can compete for the title of “the most useless” in the world of One Piece; it is only a little better than Chopper’s “Everyone’s Fruit · Common People’s Form”!

“Dover, you said you are a devil fruit wholesaler, why do your family eat all kinds of weird ones?”

Facing the bewildered little Dover, Rossindi patted his forehead.

“Forget it, let’s practice domineering hard.”

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

Ink-stained Bamboo Sword: The sword body seems to be stained with ink, exuding the fragrance of bamboo. When wielded, the sword energy is like the dancing of bamboo. It is four feet and three inches long, three inches wide, and the handle is one foot and two inches long. A derivative work of Fairy Tail, which is different from the original work. If you want to read the original work, please watch the anime. I am a sword fairy in Fairy Tail.

The summer of Konoha's sixtieth year.

Uzumaki Naruto woke up and looked at the still intact Konoha Village: "I really had a long dream..."

PS: Old book "I thought I could raise a Hokage", welcome to read!

Old book "From Hokage to Be a Behind-the-scenes Mastermind", welcome to read!

New book "From Hokage to Be a Worker", welcome to collect!

Because of the existence of the "Cell Laboratory", Yusuke Terauchi did not become a victim of Zabuza's "Hundred Kills" in his graduation exam after traveling to the Hidden Mist Village in the Naruto world.

But the "Blood Mist Village" is about to begin, and Yusuke Terauchi must also prepare to "escape the poison".

He was assigned to the medical team, and it would take some effort for him to successfully "escape the poison."

"Fourth Mizukage, please buy me a little more time, I will run away immediately." Terauchi Yusuke shouted in his heart.