In the 64th year of Konoha, a 2D UP host from a certain station traveled through time and space and became a member of the Hyuga branch family.

The Hyuga branch? A bird in a cage? I'm the "Spoiler God" of the Ninja World!

Bind to the dream system, the emotions in other people’s dreams become the fuel for my strengthening!

The beginning is a king bomb - Pain attacks, Shinra conquers, and Konoha is reduced to ashes!

Exposing the truth behind the Uchiha clan's genocide? Uncovering Akatsuki's conspiracy? Predicting the outcome of the Fourth Ninja War?

As long as you dare to think, I can arrange it clearly for you in your dreams!

Fear? Despair? Doubt? Anger? I want you to feel these emotions!

Hiding behind the scenes, reaping the emotional frenzy of the entire ninja world, I will definitely be the Hokage!

【Land of Rain】【World War II】

In the 37th year of the Konoha calendar, the Second Ninja War broke out.

The five major kingdoms started a war, and the Rain Country gradually died, just like water dissolving in water.

When that figure walked out of the rain curtain, the great country knew the fear of being dominated.

"The reason why people are unfortunate is that they are in this despicable world and are troubled by despicability, and even their own words and deeds have to become despicable."

Tsukimi Liyunchuan looked down at the ant-like ninja coalition at his feet, and softly said with pity in his blue eyes:

"You will not experience any pain, but will die peacefully like straw."

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"Hanzo-sama, I thought it was easy to be kind, but the boss told me that it is difficult to be kind."

Yahiko looked directly at the embarrassed Sanshou Hanzo and said in a deep voice: "Kindness pulling out teeth is weakness, and kindness forcing others is malice."

"Jiraiya, you can only say some beautiful words and place your future on your destiny. You can't change anything."

Facing Jiraiya's question, Nagato said calmly: "Brother is like a light that illuminates a corner. Your filth and filthiness are undoubtedly evident, so you call him a devil and me an evil ghost."

"Naruto! I will never hand you over to that despicable guy!"

Sasuke stared at the two figures stepping on the ruins of Konoha and said sternly: "Even if you break your bones, I will bring you back!"

Mo Nan, who ranks in the top five in human history in terms of IQ and knows a little bit about everything, travels to the world of Naruto with the dream of world peace.

At the beginning, he obtains the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan and has never failed since his debut (except for pretending).

Mo Nan: No one knows Naruto better than me...

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

(This book has no system, slow to start, and only has a female protagonist. Let's see how Minato becomes the strongest in the ninja world step by step!)

"Hokage-sama, Hokage-sama, may I ask how you became so strong?"

Minato thought for a moment and said, "It all started when I fell off a cliff when I was five years old. I was climbing to train, but I ran out of energy and fell off a cliff, and that's when I learned some magical skills."

"Ah? It's that simple?"

"Of course not, this is just the beginning of my legendary life!"

"Crash! Reality! Shatter, spirit! Sacrifice your faith, Eyes of Death, open!"

The young man tore off the eye patch on his left eye, and a world full of silk threads was reflected in his dark blue pupils.

The boy's expression gradually became crazy, and he laughed wildly towards the sky.

"Ahahahaha! I, the Lord of Dimensions..."

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The boy was hit on the forehead, and his arrogant speech was interrupted.

Xihi Kurenai looked at the middle school boy with a headache: "Stop using illusions to fool people, you little brother."

Beside, Hinata, with her Samsara Eye lit up, was horrified: "Sister Hong, you interrupted the ceremony of sealing the Great Demon King."

Erzhuzi, with his kaleidoscope lit up, said with a cold expression: "Foolish mortal, you have interrupted the judgment of the Lord of Dimensions. Prepare to accept the judgment."

"I can't control the power of my fox demon." A son of luck said with an ugly expression.

“I’m falling into...

【Mainly featuring fun + single female lead + fun and relaxed + plot flow + happy rescue + mc system】

Zhou Ming died suddenly while working overtime, the prince of Konoha was born in Konoha, so he didn't blame Naruto too much, and he also found that he was carrying an mc inventory.

From this moment on, the style of the ninja world began to become distorted...

Uchiha Xiaoyan, who carried the Xuanzhong ruler, always had to spit out a handful of lime powder when fighting, which became the nightmare of all users of beauty contact lenses.

The immortal emperor Kurama, who ruled the world for eternity, carried the sky with one hand, and shouted: Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road? Once I see Kurama, the road becomes empty! !

The red sand scorpion led Gaara and other sand ninjas to shout for mechanical ascension.

Deidara was obsessed with the world's nuclear pacification and couldn't extricate himself.

Nagato became the child of destiny that Jiraiya had been looking for, and the villain Uchiha Obito was forced to save the world...

Boruto, who strayed into the timeline, couldn't tell the reality, and shouted distortedly: Dad! I can't tell! I really can't tell!

Many years later, Uchiha Madara stood on the cliff, looking at the ninja world that had become unrecognizable, and suddenly fell into deep thought...

[Inventory] [The low score is due to the small number of words. Quality is guaranteed!] [Funny and lighthearted] [Moderate conspiracy theory] [Objective evaluation of the characters!]

The 64th year of Konoha.

The Chunin Exams are in full swing.

Suddenly,

A curtain of light appeared in the sky, and the Ninja World Live Broadcast Inventory System was activated!

[Uchiha Shisui: "Itachi, I'm entrusting the future of Uchiha to you. How are you protecting it?"]

[Uchiha Itachi: “…”]

[Uchiha Obito: "This ninja world does not deserve sympathy..."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Obito, I never thought that you were still alive..."]

[Nohara Lin: "Obito, come back soon..."]

When the inventory comes to Boruto...

[Uzumaki Boruto: "Even so, I am still a ninja!"]

[Uzumaki Naruto (young man): "Son, good job!!!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "That's right, Boruto. Your father also walked step by step this way..."]

[Senju Hashirama: "That kid named Kawaki is too arrogant!!"]

[Uchiha Madara: "Humph, who said the era of ninjas is over? Kid, do you want to dance too?"]

In the 63rd year of Konoha, just a few days after the new generation of ninjas graduated, a huge black curtain like a movie screen suddenly appeared in the ninja world.

Just as countries were in a turmoil and on alert, the dark curtain came to light.

Starting from "Naruto's Death".

[Slightly Gou]

Awakening his memories in the Naruto world, he discovered that his current survival was precarious.

Despite awakening his cheat ability, he still chooses to remain inactive to avoid becoming the sixth strongest ninja in the world.

Expelled from the ninja academy, he decided to become a businessman, using his spatial crops to crush the natives of the ninja world.

What should you do if you are bullied? Stand up for yourself in front of others.

What should you do if you're bullied when no one's around? Ambush them and use them as fertilizer.

What if you accidentally alter a major event in the ninja world? Ninja battles are none of a businessman's business.