Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants.

“Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.”

The system’s voice is music to the ears.

Yet for Fang Ran…

Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!”

Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate.

However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles.

“What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!”

“I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”

Goldfinger + no heroine + Hufflepuff. By the way, the protagonist does not wear women's clothes.

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On his 11th birthday, Adam received a letter from Hogwarts and learned that he had come to the world of Harry Potter. He was also a wizard and was about to go to Hogwarts, the safest school in the world. What was even more surprising was that he and the famous savior were in the same class.

"I thought it was a life stream, but it turned out to be a survival stream"

Adam tried to transfer to another school, but it didn't work. Adam tried to go abroad, but he had no money. At this critical moment, Adam unlocked the sealed book of Cullo Reedo, and the cards in the book that were no different from his childhood memories were unexpectedly powerful!

"It's my turn now!"

"I have 54 cards here, can you kill me in seconds?"

"Is Fiendfyre considered fire? Well, why not? 》

《The male Philosopher's Stone was destroyed, I still have a female one》

《You'd better pray that this Clow Card is useful, otherwise I'll play the Power Card》

《Flower cards can only change into flowers, so they have no killing power? I'll give you a sea of ​​flowers~ What flowers? Chinese biting cabbage》

……

After the Battle of Hogwarts, according to our reporter's interview with the Death Eaters imprisoned in the new Azkaban, the other party claimed that Hogwarts was secretly researching weapons of mass destruction, which was called "Four Twos with Two Kings".

In response, the new Minister of Magic, Mr. Eugene, Professor Dumbledore of Hogwarts, and Mr. Adam, the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, issued a joint announcement, claiming that the speech was nothing more than the Death Eater's mental nonsense under Voldemort's long-term control of the Imperius Curse, and it was absolutely unreliable. The general public is advised to know.

[Make up for regrets + Relaxed + The protagonist starts with Fontaine + The novel starts with Mondstadt, because it’s too slow to write about Fontaine just according to the plot, I can’t wait]

[Spoilers for the original characters in the future, spoilers are not only for the main line]

Mondstadt

Barbara: Lord Wind God is a drunkard? In that case…

Rosaria silently watched Barbara run away, and soon, Barbara came back with a bottle of wine in her hand.

“Lord Barbatos, I offer you the wine.”

A gust of wind swept up and took the wine away.

“Wait! Bartobas!” Rosaria reacted, the bottle of wine seemed to be her private collection?

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Liyue

“The Rock King was assassinated? How is it possible!?” Keqing couldn’t believe what was written in the book.

“Oh, guest official, you really know a lot.” Hu Tao wanted to stick the book on Zhongli’s face.

“Master… I can’t see it like this…”

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Inazuma

“The ability to predict the future? Isn’t this a denial of eternity? Show it to Ying.” Yae Shinko smiled.

“The enemy of eternity must be eradicated!” Lei Yingying said in a cold tone.

“Why is it interrupted in a place like this!?” The story stopped when the protagonist was pulled into the Pure Land of One Heart by the

Thunder God. Yae Shinko nodded with satisfaction.

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Sumeru

Sumeru F4 gathered together, a total of three people, Elhaisen didn’t come.

But in the end they still got four people together, and Cole came.

“The Order Court…” Now it’s-the Grand Disciplinary Officer Seno!

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Fontana

Via knew the truth about her father’s incident in advance and reconciled with Clorinde. Funina

finally found someone to talk to, and it was a rare relaxation.

Shangguan Mo traveled to the Naruto world due to an accident.

In times of crisis, the system that can synthesize summoned beasts was activated.

…

[Stone] + [Earthworm] = [Earth Dragon]

…

[Sharingan] + [Crow] = [Scarlet Moon]

…

[Asura Chakra] + [Anaconda] = [Immortal Xiangliu]

…

[Ichiraku Ramen] + [Chimpanzee] = [Otsutsuki Ichiraku]?

…

Gradually, Shangguan Mo discovered the joy of synthesis.

The five major countries: You’d better behave yourself!

Shangguan Mo: I've traveled through time, so what if I just want to be a shadow?! ?

In Naruto, you should tam beasts!

Psychic Beast: Master, stop looking, come down and join the team fight!

Shangguan Mo: Fight in a group? What group? I will never fight in a group in my life!

Summoning beast: Master, Minato Namikaze wants you to get down, he wants to kill you!

Shangguan Mo: Tsk! As for him, it would be better to call his son!!!

Psychic Beast: He said his son is only two years old...

Naruto should be a world full of cruelty and struggle, but Xinghuo found that it was not the case.

Hinata: "Baiyan!... Why can I only see the flow of chakra in the meridians... If I can't just see through clothes, then what's the point of my hard training--!!!"

Shikamaru: "It's so troublesome... It's troublesome to live, and it's also troublesome to commit suicide... Please... Please, someone come and kill me. If someone helps me with this, well... I will sincerely thank you for eight generations of ancestors."

Iruka: "You bastards are the worst class of students I have ever taught! Don't laugh! I'm telling the truth!"

If possible, Xinghuo hopes that this world full of psychopaths will be destroyed soon, and he always feels that Sasuke and Naruto in this world... are a little weird.

[Conan Fanfiction]

I traveled through time and space and became Kudo Shinichi's younger brother? Are you kidding me!

I don't want to be a detective, I want to be a cartoonist!

Sorry, Shinichi...it's not that I don't want to help you, I just really want to have a younger brother named Edogawa Conan.

By the way, what do you think of my cartoon's protagonist being a Shiba Inu wearing a blue suit, gray shorts, and a red bow tie around his neck?

Isn't it very creative?

Open the door to Runeland!

ah? River crab?

Open the door to Runeland!

ah? Three wolves?

What follows won’t be... six birds as expected...

Should I, Rod, change my name to Ivern? Who can I defeat the wild monsters?

No, there should be something that can be used to fight wild monsters!

I want to summon a little dragon! I want to summon the ancient dragon! I'm going to summon Baron Nashor!

[Inventory] [The low score is due to the small number of words. Quality is guaranteed!] [Funny and lighthearted] [Moderate conspiracy theory] [Objective evaluation of the characters!]

The 64th year of Konoha.

The Chunin Exams are in full swing.

Suddenly,

A curtain of light appeared in the sky, and the Ninja World Live Broadcast Inventory System was activated!

[Uchiha Shisui: "Itachi, I'm entrusting the future of Uchiha to you. How are you protecting it?"]

[Uchiha Itachi: “…”]

[Uchiha Obito: "This ninja world does not deserve sympathy..."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Obito, I never thought that you were still alive..."]

[Nohara Lin: "Obito, come back soon..."]

When the inventory comes to Boruto...

[Uzumaki Boruto: "Even so, I am still a ninja!"]

[Uzumaki Naruto (young man): "Son, good job!!!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "That's right, Boruto. Your father also walked step by step this way..."]

[Senju Hashirama: "That kid named Kawaki is too arrogant!!"]

[Uchiha Madara: "Humph, who said the era of ninjas is over? Kid, do you want to dance too?"]

At Hogwarts, who broke Snape's virginity?

In One Piece, why were Garp and Sengoku forced to dress as women?

Amidst the death, how did the bee escape from the airport?

Please look forward to the protagonist's crazy journey in various worlds!

The world is tentatively Harry Potter, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, and One Punch Man

Heavens, Infinity, Travel, Dimension

The mischievous cat lurking group 104372825 has completed the book "Konoha's Potion Maniac" with a million words

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.