"Wearing women's clothing can greatly improve your training efficiency, and you can also gain a lot of rewards through intimacy points."

Uchiha Lin: "Don't even think about it, I'm not that kind of person."

"In seven years, the night of genocide will come."

Uchiha Lin: "..."

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Uchiha Itachi: "When I saw her practicing secretly in the woods, I knew she and I were actually the same kind of people."

Uchiha Shisui: "If the Uchiha clan had more people like this, how could Konoha and the Uchiha clan have reached the point they are in now?"

Uchiha Obito: "In this false world, there seems to be some truth left. It's okay to stop for a moment for the fleeting truth."

…

Uchiha Rin: "...Actually, from the beginning, I just wanted to try my best to survive the night of genocide."

This book is also known as: "I Really Don't Want to Be a Cross-Dresser" and "When I Take Off My Skirt, I Will Amaze the World"

Zou Xu traveled to a parallel world of a beastmaster, where there was a strange fruit that could hatch corresponding elves according to the user's inner thoughts.

Zou Xu also hatched his first elf, or Digimon, through the monster fruit released by the school.

Rolling ball beast!

[Starry Sky Railway + CP Dan Heng + Plot + The protagonist becomes a star god in the later stage]

(Don’t believe the cheerful style of the introduction, the author is a liar)

(The "Pinoconi" plot in this article is a purely original plot. The original work Pinoconi has not been updated at the time of update)

I thought that the ten consecutive hardware items marked the beginning of the peak of my life, but the next second I was sent to another world by a dump truck. Mo Yang used his life to remind everyone not to look at your phone while walking!

He traveled to the world of the game "Honkai Impact 3rd", and his starting identity was the twin brother of the Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf, a cute "Husky" and the favorite of all the Star Core Hunters.

This is another kind of peak in life, right?

In short, Mo Yang, who became a super powerful hacker overnight, chose to play with the entire universe! Simulated universe? I can play with it casually! Star God? He is my friend!! Is there anyone in the entire universe who can stop me, Long Aotian? No one!!

Asking the Last King to take me through time and space, being a cellmate with Moon-Drinking Dragon Lord, and even reaching a consensus with Elio, Mo Yang feels that his life experience is too rich.

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

"Ye Feng! I've told you so many times not to use sword-riding to fly a broomstick! And you are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly changes the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that makes the Hogwarts executives frantically modify the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... should be an interesting story.

【Funny】+【Fun】+【Nonsense】+【Crazy】+【Sometimes don’t think too much, being happy is the most important thing】+【This is the madness of Marvel! 】

Make me crazy~

[Silence Zen: You usually don’t speak, but if you do, then you are speaking.

Corpse Explosion: When you die, your corpse will! Explode! Explode!

Do you want to dance too?: When you say "Do you want to dance too?", the two of you will dance together.

The most handsome guy: When you equip this card, you are the most handsome guy.

Hehe: You must attack the follower with taunt! 】

Charlotte stared at the skill card he had obtained, "Lao Deng, Explode Gold Coins!", with his eyes wide open and his expression dull.

This is so interesting!!!

(slice of life ) (funny ) (technology)

After traveling through time and space and becoming the younger brother of Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Yuto felt very panicked! He was preparing to practice hard to become the God of the Ninja World and suppress everyone, but after graduating from the Ninja Academy, he suddenly discovered that he had another path to take!

"Itachi, don’t be a ninja; be a prodigal son! Uncle will give you money. The more you spend, the more popular you will be."

Being a ninja can't save the Uchiha! — Uchiha Yuto

The more money Uchiha Yuto makes, the stronger his abilities will become

In the 58th year of Konoha.

When Kitagawa Gen sent his two teammates to the hospital and became Kakashi's first-generation apprentice, he finally got the novice gift pack that he had been waiting for 13 years.

But when he saw the contents of his gift pack, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought -

[Reward: Otsutsuki clan bloodline (blank)]

[Please develop it properly]

Since then, the already chaotic ninja world has become even more chaotic...

Tang Keli: Let me introduce you, this is my eldest brother!

Uchiha Yao: Kamui! Yayano Shinsaku!

Tang Keli: This is my second brother!

Moonlight Leaf: Flying Flash Blade! Hifubuki!

Tang Keli: This is my third sister...

Gil: Yeah!

Tang Keli: This is my fourth brother! This is my fifth brother! This is my sixth brother!

...In short, these are all my clones! Infinite clone flow, multiple roles interpret different infinity. The protagonist is the prophet, and the clone is an original character inserted into the anime, and the skills can be matched at will.

Current plane progress: 1. Naruto 2. Magical Girl Illya 3. Three Ninja World Wars 4. Sword Art Online 5...Current clone characters: 1 Tang Keli (main body) 2. Uchiha Yao (B-style) 3. Gilgamesh (Lolita version) 4. Moonlight Leaf (male costume boss)

【Mainly featuring fun + single female lead + fun and relaxed + plot flow + happy rescue + mc system】

Zhou Ming died suddenly while working overtime, the prince of Konoha was born in Konoha, so he didn't blame Naruto too much, and he also found that he was carrying an mc inventory.

From this moment on, the style of the ninja world began to become distorted...

Uchiha Xiaoyan, who carried the Xuanzhong ruler, always had to spit out a handful of lime powder when fighting, which became the nightmare of all users of beauty contact lenses.

The immortal emperor Kurama, who ruled the world for eternity, carried the sky with one hand, and shouted: Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road? Once I see Kurama, the road becomes empty! !

The red sand scorpion led Gaara and other sand ninjas to shout for mechanical ascension.

Deidara was obsessed with the world's nuclear pacification and couldn't extricate himself.

Nagato became the child of destiny that Jiraiya had been looking for, and the villain Uchiha Obito was forced to save the world...

Boruto, who strayed into the timeline, couldn't tell the reality, and shouted distortedly: Dad! I can't tell! I really can't tell!

Many years later, Uchiha Madara stood on the cliff, looking at the ninja world that had become unrecognizable, and suddenly fell into deep thought...