"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

Lin En woke up in severe pain, and before his eyes was a primeval forest that blocked out the sun.

A car accident? A body shrinking? No, that's not the worst!

At the brink of death, the Clow Cards awakened from the depths of his soul! The power of the rules turned into a natural disaster, and the forest instantly became a purgatory. He was not a magician, but merely the source and fuel of this disaster, and his own uncontrolled power almost drained his soul!

Fortunately, he was rescued by Makarov, the president of Fairy Tail, and Lin En thought he had found his home.

A body drained of magic power, its essence shattered. Even more fatal is the 52 Clow Cards, each possessing its own consciousness, scattered across another world, their whereabouts unknown!

There is no sealed book! There is no sealed key!

Every attempt to get close and reclaim it is a dance with death! The gentle "Tree Card" rejects him, only to protect his fragile body; the absolute silence of the "Silence Card" nearly annihilates his soul; the "Mirror Card" replicates malice, and the "Illusion Card" tears apart reality... Every card is a walking disaster!

"Why are you hiding from me? I need you!"

The plot gears begin to turn... Lucy joins, the ghosts attack, the gate of Hades opens! In this dangerous world full of S-class wizards, how can he protect himself?

The only way to survive is to find the scattered cards and re-establish ties with these "embodiments of rules"!

In his left hand is the Fairy Tail emblem, and in his right hand is the Out of Control World Destruction Card.

Lin En, dragging his broken body, embarked on the thorny road of recovering disaster-level cards in the magical world...

[No female lead + live streaming + daily life in the second dimension + cosplay + comic exhibition]

Xiyu, a tough senior boy, woke up and turned into a little boy and girl, and also tied up a crappy cat guest cosplay system - the result was so good in seconds!

Cosplaying as Jizi, he directly performed "The Last Lesson", and scared the Big Three into expressing their emotions; Cosplaying as Hutao, he started a supernatural live broadcast, and drew metaphysical cards from the Hall of Rebirth with guaranteed payouts, and the audience raved about "The boss is confused"; Cosplaying as Robin, he unknowingly saved the down-and-out light music club, and after cosplaying, he had obtained the power of the initial star god, and from then on he began to practice the law of the only one; Cosplaying as Xilian, he started as a broadcaster to help farmers and promoted rural construction.

He cosplayed as Big Duck and sneaked into miHoYo as an HR, cosplayed as Alyssia and had fun creating a paradise and giving out broken ice, which was officially certified. What's even more outrageous is that he cosplayed as Lawyer - he reported the black-hearted company and bravely entered the CJ scene with the ability of a Lawyer!

Netizens exclaimed: "This anchor looks like everyone he cosplays, she's a supermodel, right?!"

Xiyu: "Don't ask, if you ask, there are only countless times to dress up as a woman... but it's so cool to get gold coins!"

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Reborn in the Marvel and DC fusion world, Wang Ya obtains the SCP materialization system, materializing SCP objects to influence more people and earn rewards! Ancient One: "Why is the world changing so fast? I feel like there's a mastermind behind this." Iron Man: "What kind of organization is the SCP Foundation? Damn, they're richer than me." Thanos: "No, my army was taken down by a tiny box." Loki: "I'm a god..." Wang Ya: "No, you're not!" He pulls out the SCP—the Supreme Godhead, shocking the entire planet and shouting, "This is the SCP Foundation! We control, we contain, we protect, and we become the Sword of Dalimos!" This is the rise that began in Gotham City...

The sultry summer night was accompanied by the chirping of cicadas.

Lin Ye collapsed on the sofa in the rental house, his eyes fixed on the TV screen in front of him.

The picture of "Fairy Tail" flickered in the blue light.

The fierce battle between Natsu and Gray made his blood boil.

His fingers unconsciously scratched the raised leather surface of the sofa.

Suddenly, a dazzling white light burst out from the TV screen.

Before he could react, a strong electric current ran through his body along his fingertips.

The severe pain drowned him like a surging tide, and his consciousness gradually dissipated in the endless darkness.

The live stream interrupted the Chunin Exams.

Show two completely different lives of Naruto Uzumaki!

Naruto from the original world was suspected of growing up by eating Kotoamatsukami.

From a despised, bottom-ranked fox demon to the revered Seventh Hokage who relied on his persuasive words and basic martial arts skills.

Naruto in a parallel world:

He has shown normal human thinking since he can remember.

While striving to improve themselves, they also kept a record of their enemies.

They only await the future reckoning with Konoha.

Upon learning of his origins, he single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan.

Tobirama Senju: Naruto Uzumaki, born evil! He actually dared to flirt with Tsuna right in front of us?!

Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, we are already dead.

Madara Uchiha: Black Zetsu, please die first.

Kushina Uzumaki: As expected of my son, I must rebuild the Land of Whirlpools!

Minato Namikaze: So I am Minato Senju.

Kaguya Otsutsuki: I understand the reasoning, but why is it that even I...

In the 37th year of Konoha, the Second Ninja World War had already broken out.

This year, the pseudo-spinner graduated from the Ninja Academy. The leader of the team was Orochimaru, who had just been awarded the title of "Three Ninjas". His teammate was his younger brother Nawaki, who only lived in Tsunade's memories... and there was also the insignificant "Insect Playing Family" Aburame Shiwei.

This year.

The protagonist Uzumaki Naruto was not born yet, the future Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze was just a civilian genius in a ninja school, and Uzumaki Kushina had not yet become the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

But the pseudo-spinner who possessed a bond system allowed the ninja world to witness the power of bonds in advance.

You know the Five Elements Ninjutsu! You know the Space-Time Ninjutsu! You know special secret techniques! You have a special bloodline and possess a special bloodline limit!

Then you are all my wings!!!

The Rock Ninja, the Mist Ninja, the Lightning Ninja, and the Sand Ninja wailed in pain: "How come he knows everything???"

Pseudo-spinner: "This is our bond!!!"

......

Danzo: "Tripping man, you'll regret it!"

Kizuna: "Danzo, I am the Hokage!"

......

Hatake Kakashi: "Why is your snow dog also called Kakashi?"

Tanren: "When it comes to names, whoever comes up with it first gets it."

Kakashi: "Ahhhh!"

When there is only one traveler in a world, it is easy.

When there are two of them, kill each other.

When there are four of them, they will form alliances, scheme against each other, and kill everyone.

But when two more came,

??? It’s already six, and I can’t do this question! ! ! !

[Naruto + Relaxed + Semi-Invincible Text] No dark text, no conspiracy theory.

Coming up to you now are Shisui, the Twin Gods of the Universe, Itachi, Jiraiya, Minato, Obito, the Eight Gates, Orochimaru, Kakashi, the Immortal Father, Tsunade, the Cyberbully-proof White Fang, and Fugaku, the Village Guardian! T0 United Konoha!

Shimura Yuuye, who was accidentally reborn in the Naruto world and became a member of Danzo's clan and a disciple, was not panicked at all. I have been reborn and traveled through time, so it’s not too much for me to cheat, right?

Oh no, Xiaokai doesn’t count as Kai.

Orochimaru: Yuye-kun is the most interesting person I have ever met. Even if I live forever, I won’t feel lonely unless I have Yuye-kun.

Jiraiya: I, the great Toad Sage, will never lose... How can losing to Youye be considered a loss?

Danzo: Sarutobi, admit it, you are not as good as me in teaching your disciples! Even if I can't become Hokage, I will make my disciples become Hokage!

Many years later,

Whoever calls Uchiha Madara, I will end his life! Shimura Yuye's silky small combo is configured with one button.