What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

Traveling back to the afternoon of the night of genocide, the Uchiha clan was in internal and external troubles. Inside, there was the ungrateful Uchiha Itachi who was ready to kill his own clan for the sake of justice, and outside, there were the evil wolves Danzo and Uchiha Obito who were lurking and sharpening their knives. Fu Yue opened his pair of Eternal Mangekyōs, saying don't panic, watch my show!

(Single female protagonist Hermione + growth flow + daily life in Hogwarts) What is it like to have a succubus father?

The protagonist is a little weak at the beginning, but will gradually become stronger, and will solo Voldemort in the later stage.

Professor McGonagall: "Rodrigo is my best student. As his son, you must complete these dozen Transfiguration exams tonight."

Snape: "Rodrigo is my best friend. As his son, you won't be able to sleep tonight until this batch of potions is finished."

Voldemort: "Rodrigo is my most hated enemy. As his son, you must die for me."

...Norman said that he was just a poor student and he just wanted to live a life of leisure.

Hermione, the top student, said: "Your father is so great, you can't be so decadent. Let's memorize this magic analysis book together tonight."

...One day when people asked Norman what drove him to become the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, and to make great contributions to Charms and Alchemy, he shed sad tears.

"I want to thank everyone who has helped me, my teachers, my friends, and my beloved, idiotic father."

This is a story of a son paying off a father's debt.

The father had a wide network of contacts and left a lot of inheritance for his son

…

Rodrigo: "Severus, smile more... smile more"

…

Rodrigo: "Severus, I feel sick. I like someone I shouldn't like."

Snape slowly backed away: "It can't be me?"

"I'm not that sick yet."

Chen Nan traveled to the Marvel world during World War II, and he was captured in a concentration camp and awakened his card-drawing cheat.

Are these all mine?

Too weak! Too weak! All too weak!!

.....

Until a boy appeared, and a few big words flashed in the dazzling golden light: [Magnetic Field Control]!

This is the story of a man who has collected countless super powers in Marvel and doesn't eat beef!!

When Arthur Cole, a modern scholar obsessed with the occult, accidentally activates the ancient runes of Kamar-Taj, he tears through the dimensional barrier and falls into the world of Harry Potter, but loses the pages of his notebook containing key spells. With only his remaining magical theories and a unique gift of "dimensional affinity," he becomes the most special student at Hogwarts: his wand can cast both Lumos and the golden sparks of Kamar-Taj.

Here, in Ravenclaw's star dome, he reconstructs the truth of magic:

Using runes to analyze the Seraphim Shield, the shield spell that amazed Flitwick;

Using wizard magic to tame dimensional energy, he bound a mutated Acromantula deep in the Forbidden Forest;

The game with Hermione Granger - she could decipher his "Raven's Shadow" handwriting, but she couldn't see through the afterimage of the New York Sanctuary that flashed in the mirror when he gazed into the Mirror of Erised.

When Voldemort obtained the lost forbidden notebook, the twisted power of the dark dimension eroded the wizarding world: Nagini transformed into a multi-eyed snake, the Killing Curse was wrapped in scarlet energy, and spatial cracks seeped out of the walls of Hogwarts...

On the night of the final battle, Arthur stood in the ruins of the Great Hall. The runes carved on his wand were no longer any known runes—the "Seal of Creation," a symbol that blended the essence of magic from two worlds. Hermione's voice pierced the battlefield: "This time, your wisdom must burn for everyone."

——When the dimensional laws of Kamar-Taj collide with the wizard's blood magic, who is the real "heretic"?

Kakashi: He is the greatest psychiatrist, he healed my trauma!

Itachi: Listen to me, thank you, if it weren’t for you, I would have gotten over the psychological trauma long ago!!!

Danzo: There's a traitor among us... Wait, why are you looking at me like that?

Black Zetsu: I don’t know why, but I feel like I’ve always been living in his shadow. He can predict every step of my plan!

Uchiha Madara: Uchiha Sogetsu, I think you are a bit too extreme...

...

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, tens of thousands of ninjas were on high alert. Uchiha Munetsuki pushed his glasses and smiled slightly: "Who gave you the illusion that a psychiatrist... is weak?"

On that day, a gray-white dragon stood on the earth like a majestic god.

Anyone who sees it will become mentally disturbed, have distorted thoughts, and become crazy.

In the 56th year of Konoha, Uchiha Hiko traveled through time and space to become the law enforcement captain of the police department.

Awaken the law enforcement system. As long as you complete the law enforcement tasks, you can get rewards from all the heavens and worlds.

Facing the impending night of genocide, the system rewards Shura Armor, shocking the ninja world!

Then, a law enforcement captain for the entire ninja world was born, and the evil forces in the ninja world trembled.

Capture the one-star criminal Uchiha Shisui and receive 1 card of chakra as a reward.

Capture the five-star criminal Danzo Shimura and receive a set of ordinary law enforcement armor as a reward.

…

Danzo Shimura: You Uchiha Hiko, you even arrested me. Do you know who I am?

Uchiha Hiko: You go talk to the law.

Uchiha Shisui: I just destroyed the village buildings when I was fighting, and I have to be arrested for that?

Sarutobi Hiruzen: I just wanted to rescue Danzo, but guess what, I got in too!

Orochimaru: I've been a defector for many years, and you want to arrest me?

Uchiha Fugaku: Ahiko, stop it, the police department is full.

…

Sasuke: When I grow up, I want to be a law enforcement captain. Brother Yan was very happy and gave me my favorite Feiying armor.

Naruto: I'm not interested in the term Hokage. My goal is to become a glorious law enforcer like Brother Yan.

Form a law enforcement team, rebuild the police department, and become the ninja police.

I catch those who others dare not catch, and I provoke those who others dare not provoke.

In the ninja world, my rules are the rules!

"Crash! Reality! Shatter, spirit! Sacrifice your faith, Eyes of Death, open!"

The young man tore off the eye patch on his left eye, and a world full of silk threads was reflected in his dark blue pupils.

The boy's expression gradually became crazy, and he laughed wildly towards the sky.

"Ahahahaha! I, the Lord of Dimensions..."

clatter--

The boy was hit on the forehead, and his arrogant speech was interrupted.

Xihi Kurenai looked at the middle school boy with a headache: "Stop using illusions to fool people, you little brother."

Beside, Hinata, with her Samsara Eye lit up, was horrified: "Sister Hong, you interrupted the ceremony of sealing the Great Demon King."

Erzhuzi, with his kaleidoscope lit up, said with a cold expression: "Foolish mortal, you have interrupted the judgment of the Lord of Dimensions. Prepare to accept the judgment."

"I can't control the power of my fox demon." A son of luck said with an ugly expression.

“I’m falling into...