He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

[Make up for regrets + single female lead + no conspiracy theory + more daily life + slow to warm up]

At the Ninja School, the teacher was very disappointed with the students: "Three Body Techniques is the most basic Ninja Technique. You can't even learn it. You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

Beneath the podium, Chiba Shiratori held her chin with a serious expression, "Basics? Why does mine seem a little off... Could it be that this is a completely new version?"

What is a new version?

Transformation technique, can use the ability of the transformer!

Substitution technique, you can swap with anyone within your sight!

The art of clones? It's even more sinister, it can make one's own existence ethereal!

The Chiba White Bird who had awakened his wisdom after traveling through Naruto, was wary of the villains in the ninja world and silently made up his mind:

In order to live peacefully, he decided to nip all threats in the bud, especially to punch a gloomy man with bandaged eyes. After all, he is no longer an ordinary ninja!

So, when Obito was still lost in his dream of Moonlight Reading:

Shiratori has used ninjutsu that is even more outrageous than forbidden techniques to destroy the entire ninja world with nuclear weapons, finally making the world what he wanted it to be.

Uchiha Madara was shocked: "There is someone in this world who knows how to change the world better than me?!"

Senju Hashirama pulled his old rival and said excitedly, "Motor, the square dance competition is about to begin, and this time the championship must be mine!"

The King of Dance—Uchiha Madara instantly rekindled his fighting spirit: "Hashirama! I will never lose to you in the dance floor!"

Many years later, looking at the cheering people below, Quan asked him softly: "Why did you work so hard to become stronger?"

Shiratori replied: "Nothing, just a lack of security."

Upon hearing this, the allied ninja forces of that time stood at attention reflexively and shouted, "Loyalty! Makoto!"

Naruto fan fiction, Sarutobi Hiruzen, passion, system, imagination, intrigue, construction.

ps: The rating is very low because it is just launched.

Traveling back in time to become the Third Hokage, only to find the Second Hokage dead in battle and surrounded by powerful enemies at the very beginning?

"Huruzen, for the sake of the village, we must have roots deep in darkness!"

"Well said!" Sarutobi Hiruzen slapped his thigh, "Danzo, the village is in the process of construction now, and funds are tight."

"Previous funding, equipment, and expenses..."

"Let the Shimura clan take care of it. This is all for the village!"

Danzo: ???

With countless BE scripts in hand, Sarutobi Hiruzen chose a completely new path.

After the Second World War, Danzo studied all night and came to the Hokage's office.

At the top of the scroll, written in an extremely passionate style, were a few large characters:

Draft of the First Five-Year Modernization Plan for Konohagakure Village

"puff--"

Sarutobi Hiruzen spat out the tea he had just taken.

Five...Five-Year Plan?

He looked at Danzo in front of him, then looked at the planning map on the ground that was full of "violent aesthetics" and "iron-blooded style", and was completely dumbfounded.

This style of painting is wrong!

How come you, a conspirator who is involved in assassinations, espionage, and always thinking about how to seize power, suddenly switched to urban planning?

"Huruzen, my path is finished! It's growing faster than Sakumo's pigs!"

"Huruzen, I've drawn three blueprints for the reservoir. Which one do you think is best?"

Looking at the infrastructure fanatic in front of him holding the construction drawings and who was more passionate than anyone else, Sarutobi Hiruzen fell into deep thought: Did I... bend him too much?

[Naruto + Relaxed + Semi-Invincible Text] No dark text, no conspiracy theory.

Coming up to you now are Shisui, the Twin Gods of the Universe, Itachi, Jiraiya, Minato, Obito, the Eight Gates, Orochimaru, Kakashi, the Immortal Father, Tsunade, the Cyberbully-proof White Fang, and Fugaku, the Village Guardian! T0 United Konoha!

Shimura Yuuye, who was accidentally reborn in the Naruto world and became a member of Danzo's clan and a disciple, was not panicked at all. I have been reborn and traveled through time, so it’s not too much for me to cheat, right?

Oh no, Xiaokai doesn’t count as Kai.

Orochimaru: Yuye-kun is the most interesting person I have ever met. Even if I live forever, I won’t feel lonely unless I have Yuye-kun.

Jiraiya: I, the great Toad Sage, will never lose... How can losing to Youye be considered a loss?

Danzo: Sarutobi, admit it, you are not as good as me in teaching your disciples! Even if I can't become Hokage, I will make my disciples become Hokage!

Many years later,

Whoever calls Uchiha Madara, I will end his life! Shimura Yuye's silky small combo is configured with one button.

The story starts with Tianbeng, and he is reborn in the Sand Village. Without bloodline, he is an orphan of war. He successfully survives until graduation, and when he thinks he is going to become cannon fodder, the system awakens.

The teacher is here too, and he’s the Sand Ninja hero Ye Cang.

The system is interesting too.

As long as you plant more trees and expand your territory, you can become stronger.

Then Shinichi Higashikawa said that he was going to use his dragon-slaying skills.

My journey is to endless anime! My ideal is to become a fighter among bulldozers! My goal is to have the most (untranslatable into human language) 2D harem! My code is that laws, morals, and species can no longer stop me! My boundaries are: freedom of will, evil is good, wings on board! PS: I basically solve everything with "bang bang bang" (roughly). PS2: Seriously remind you, the protagonist is basically not a good person~!

[Multiple female protagonists, twelve talismans, the legacy of Wei Wu, a story-driven, enjoyable novel without any abuse.]

A boy who was laughed at by the world because of a magic book with only 12 pages.

But people don’t know that each of these pages corresponds to the noblest animals on the ancient earth.

"Agile rabbit, grant me the ability to reverse time and space!"

"Holy Flame Dragon, grant me the power to break through all laws!"

"Loyal dog, grant me immortality!"

…

Leona, Charlotte, Noelle... In short, don't let any of them go!

"I have everything I need now!"

【All characters appearing are adults! 】

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

In such a small area as Tokyo,

In such a small circle of the magic world,

There were two close friends who tried their best to avoid each other.

Originally, they thought it would continue like this.

But suddenly one day——

Gojo Satoru took off the blindfold: "...Why are you here?"

Xia Yujie brushed his messy hair and said simply, "I'm here to sleep with him, what about you?"

Gojo Satoru said expressionlessly, "He's picky about food and only eats the high-quality ingredients that are specially supplied by my hometown."

Zhu Lu happened to be passing by the living room and saw Xia Yujie. He was genuinely puzzled and asked, "Why haven't you left yet?"

Seeing Gojo Satoru again, he openly disdained, "You're here too early."

Both of them laughed out of anger.

OK, OK.

Throw it away after use, it’s really purposeful!

And the time management is pretty good!

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Protagonist profile:

Name: Ibis

Age: ? ? / 24 years old

Gender: Male

Occupation: Puppeteer

Specialties: Physical Exorcism