A new book is released, the title is "Let You Go on a Love Variety Show to Get Blackmailed, You Go Crazy and Become Red" - Takasaki traveled through the Naruto world for 3 years and finally got a system that can make him stronger by writing in a diary. Anyway, no one else can see his diary, so he just writes freely. But gradually, he felt something was wrong. Why is Hinata normal when facing Naruto, but blushes when she sees him? Sakura is obviously Sasuke's straight female licker, why does she smell like tea for no reason? Even in winter, teacher Yuhi Kurenai only wears ultra-short shorts to show off a pair of beautiful legs and wanders around? Ino, who always has a hot temper, is as gentle as a kitten who can only speak coquettishly? Tsunade always finds excuses to stay drunk at his house, and she doesn't even

Naruto fan fiction, Sarutobi Hiruzen, passion, system, imagination, intrigue, construction.

ps: The rating is very low because it is just launched.

Traveling back in time to become the Third Hokage, only to find the Second Hokage dead in battle and surrounded by powerful enemies at the very beginning?

"Huruzen, for the sake of the village, we must have roots deep in darkness!"

"Well said!" Sarutobi Hiruzen slapped his thigh, "Danzo, the village is in the process of construction now, and funds are tight."

"Previous funding, equipment, and expenses..."

"Let the Shimura clan take care of it. This is all for the village!"

Danzo: ???

With countless BE scripts in hand, Sarutobi Hiruzen chose a completely new path.

After the Second World War, Danzo studied all night and came to the Hokage's office.

At the top of the scroll, written in an extremely passionate style, were a few large characters:

Draft of the First Five-Year Modernization Plan for Konohagakure Village

"puff--"

Sarutobi Hiruzen spat out the tea he had just taken.

Five...Five-Year Plan?

He looked at Danzo in front of him, then looked at the planning map on the ground that was full of "violent aesthetics" and "iron-blooded style", and was completely dumbfounded.

This style of painting is wrong!

How come you, a conspirator who is involved in assassinations, espionage, and always thinking about how to seize power, suddenly switched to urban planning?

"Huruzen, my path is finished! It's growing faster than Sakumo's pigs!"

"Huruzen, I've drawn three blueprints for the reservoir. Which one do you think is best?"

Looking at the infrastructure fanatic in front of him holding the construction drawings and who was more passionate than anyone else, Sarutobi Hiruzen fell into deep thought: Did I... bend him too much?

Mo Nan, who ranks in the top five in human history in terms of IQ and knows a little bit about everything, travels to the world of Naruto with the dream of world peace.

At the beginning, he obtains the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan and has never failed since his debut (except for pretending).

Mo Nan: No one knows Naruto better than me...

[Explosive Talisman Brain Hole] + [System] + [Not Invincible] + [Early Stage Survival] + [Prioritize Learning Life-Saving Skills]

Chu Haoran, who traveled through time and space to become Ebisu in the Naruto world, unfortunately happened to catch up with the Second World War in the Ninja World.

Fortunately, as a time traveler, his golden finger is still there. If he reaches the maximum proficiency, he can mutate the ninjutsu and be rewarded with the opportunity to copy the ninjutsu next time.

He also unlocked the bloodline limit of barrier affinity. Why would he learn Flying Thunder God? With barrier affinity, wouldn't it be better for him to learn Flying Thunder God Formation? Since then, the name of Black Flash has been resounding throughout the ninja world!

Enter the R&D department, improve the detonating tags, customize the production line, and equip every ninja on the battlefield with a stack of them! The enemy will be in utter disarray.

Enter the medical system, create the "Big Band-Aid" of healing, and liberate the medical ninja!

Apprentice to the barrier class, use barrier affinity to build a barrier version of Gundam Susanoo!

Orochimaru, the master of mouth-to-mouth, perfectly inherits Hashirama's cells and helps him embark on the path of becoming a true great scientist.

Yuan Fei Hiruzen: Huh? How come your shadow clone is several times stronger than your original body?

Itachi Uchiha: Huh? Why is the flame black when this detonating tag explodes? Holy shit, this... is Amaterasu?!

Asuma: Boss, I'm really fascinated by this cigarette made with the detonating talisman. Do you have any more? Please give me another one...

Tsunade: Why is this boy's palm magic so strange? He... he is using his feet to perform palm magic?! Nima! Take your feet away!

Namikaze Minato: Ebisu-kun, how come your Flying Thunder God Formation is faster than my authentic Flying Thunder God Formation? Excuse me, could you... teach me?? Sorry!

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

(This book has no system, slow to start, and only has a female protagonist. Let's see how Minato becomes the strongest in the ninja world step by step!)

"Hokage-sama, Hokage-sama, may I ask how you became so strong?"

Minato thought for a moment and said, "It all started when I fell off a cliff when I was five years old. I was climbing to train, but I ran out of energy and fell off a cliff, and that's when I learned some magical skills."

"Ah? It's that simple?"

"Of course not, this is just the beginning of my legendary life!"

In the 58th year of Konoha.

When Kitagawa Gen sent his two teammates to the hospital and became Kakashi's first-generation apprentice, he finally got the novice gift pack that he had been waiting for 13 years.

But when he saw the contents of his gift pack, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought -

[Reward: Otsutsuki clan bloodline (blank)]

[Please develop it properly]

Since then, the already chaotic ninja world has become even more chaotic...

[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]

Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...

He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.

On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.

What is it like to play their memes in front of them?

Live broadcast content?

When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.

Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.

……

When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.

Many people believed it to be true.

Ban's scalp felt tingling.

Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.

……

When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.

Four generations of couples...

……

After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.

……

Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.

Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.

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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

(A truly satisfying power-fantasy novel, lighthearted and completely stress-free, with the only female lead being Tsunade.) Reborn into the world of Naruto, the protagonist embarks on his journey. He is determined to erase all regrets. So, he set a small personal goal for himself first—win over Tsunade!