I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

The full title of this book is "The Story of Miss Gudako, who almost became the Burial Mechanic's Agent at the Cathedral Church, and after resigning, unexpectedly came to Chaldea to become a Master and save humanity" - a classic joke. This is a slightly clichéd FGO story.

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"

Transmigrating into the world of the "Hakoniwa" (Little Garden) in the world of crossover anime, Izayoi Sakamaki, while waiting for her invitation to the Little Garden, was invited to the Multiverse Chat Group and became its strongest member. Esdeath: "Izayoi, I will definitely not let you leave me too far behind!" Rikka Takanashi: "My contractor, following the ancient oath..." Nagatsuki: "You are hundreds of times stronger than the True Ancestor!!!" Touhou Project: "Um... Boss, do you have any extra Third Star Particles? Can I borrow some?" Gilgamesh: "I, the King, declare you the strongest!" Brunhilde: "Lord Izayoi, please save humanity!" Izayoi Sakamaki: "Thanks for the invitation, just arrived in the Little Garden, challenging the Celestial Theory." With her absolute power, Izayoi Sakamaki also became the chat group's sole administrator...

Mygo plus lonely rock — Kamikawa Saku obtains a galgame system. He also learns of one of his possible endings. [Single Ending]: During your three years of high school, you didn't have any girlfriends, but you happily spent your time with them… In the future, through your tireless efforts, you will possess immeasurable wealth, a group of like-minded friends, and ultimately live a happy life. Damn it, it's a galgame system, why is the single ending so tempting? Well then, single it is! Anyway, first step: become friends with them all! But… Takamatsu Akari: “Aren't we going to be in a band forever?” Kita Ikuyo: “Why are you always thinking about running away?”

[After Chapter 104, Sato Kazuma will go to Jikyo's world] (Expected to be released on March 19th) "Welcome to the world after death, Mr. Tang Wude. Unfortunately, you are already dead. I am Aqua, responsible for guiding the heroes who are about to be reincarnated. After defeating the demon king, you can return to your original world. You can choose an item from here to take away." Tang Wude said solemnly: "Oh? A familiar creature." Aqua felt a chill on her back. Fortunately, Tang Wude did not hesitate too much and used the teleportation magic to travel to the other world. "Did I use the teleportation magic just now? Since the previous hero left, I should have used it. Forget it, let me see the next reincarnated person. Hmm... his name is Sato Kazuma, and the cause of death is... scared to death, hahaha~"

Funny, stupid, passionate, and a bit of a middle school student...

Li Wen discovered that there were problems with himself in every world!

Li Wen, who accidentally traveled through all the heavens and worlds at the same time, saw more and more of himself joining in, and he discovered a problem -

There is a big problem with his time travel!

Suqing world.

Suqing Liwen: "I didn't escape the Akusis Cult to become a demon! Hey!"

The world of pirates.

Nami: "As members of the Axis Cult, we can do anything!"

Pirate Li Wen: "Hashi bean sack!"

Genshin Impact World

Ying: "From now on, I will stand in the sky!"

Genshin Impact Li Wen: "That's it! That's it!"

Naruto world.

Hokage Li Wen: "I am the man who will become the Pirate King!"

Tsunade: You go become Hokage!!!

Li Wen: "..."

Existing worlds: One Piece, Genshin Impact, Soreki, Naruto, Elf...