After traveling through time, Chu Sheng originally wanted to lie down and hug others as thighs, but he never expected that he would become the thigh instead. The current world is infinitely terrifying, covering the sky and swallowing the starry sky.
My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.
One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.
I threw him into the otherworld instance!
[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]
[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]
[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]
Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"
Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"
[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]
Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.
Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?
(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)
Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to... What era is this? Still playing traditional infinite flow? As the Lord God, Akiumi leads his Lord God Space and the Reincarnators to usher in a new era for the Lord God Space! [Toyokawa Shoko]: #¥%! @#%! Who's blocking me at the extraction point? [Sato]: Demi-human + the infamous BIG, deathrattle style recruiting CS teammates~ [Red A]: Fuyuki blocking the bridge 1=3! [ ]: Just a joke—Lord God: We haven't strengthened the human-bots. [Jotaro Kujo]: Just asking, can Star Platinum + D4C defeat Heaven's Made Priest? [Polnareff]: Just asking, can Pillar Man Bloodline + Silver Chariot defeat Diablo? [Coz]: Gotham City matchmaking 1=3, two people who can Silent Walk and dodge Batman! In short, this is an orange-colored story of an endless stream of search, fight and retreat (with average elements). ps: (It is essentially a bloodthirsty endless stream, with many combat elements and average search, fight and retreat elements. The proportion of light-hearted comedy is smaller than the bloodthirsty plot. The essence of the plot is still ruthless killing and crazy teeth.)
What does revenge mean? Of course it's to make your enemy suffer! To make him suffer to the point of wanting to die! To make him regret his actions! Since you, Itachi, care so much about your brother that you wouldn't kill him even if it meant destroying his entire family, how could I bear to let him suffer in this mortal world? Of course I have to send him to the afterlife to be free! Since you, Itachi, want peace so much, then let the Fourth War, the Fifth War, the Sixth War... start quickly! Since you, Itachi, care so much about Konoha Village, then of course I want Konoha to completely disappear from the entire ninja world! To achieve this goal, I can cooperate with Nagato! I can also cooperate with Black Zetsu! What the hell is this Moon Eye Plan? It's too damn conservative! As long as I can get revenge, I can do anything! What? You say those people are innocent? Aren't my dead family members innocent? Since they are innocent...
Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit
Introduction:
Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.
I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.
...
But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...
These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"
...
Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.
Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"
Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."
Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:
"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."
"Then..."
"Take that thing apart."
The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:
"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"
He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!
He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!
Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:
"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"
Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."
Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"
…………
"Isn't it you?"
Hua Hong traveled through winter and became the Traveler, the twelfth seat of the Fatui's executive officers. After three years of forbearance, he finally made it to the day of the simulation system's activation. He initially believed this was all a replica, a fake, but when Keqing threw a bracelet in his face and, with a suppressed murderous intent, demanded, "Cancer, being hunted by enemies, running away due to debt? What other excuses do you have?" Seeing the lightning flashing around Keqing, Hua Hong raised his hands and said, "Listen... I'll explain it to you!"
Traveling through Douluo, Lan Tian acquired the term "late bloomer." At six, his spirit was Blue Silver Grass, and his innate spirit power was level one. Many called him useless, but I ignored them. At sixteen, he barely broke through level ten and absorbed a four-hundred-year spirit ring. Everyone mocked me, saying that despite my efforts, I couldn't even match a single one, but I ignored them. At thirty-one, he barely broke through level twentieth and absorbed an eight-hundred-year spirit ring. Some were amazed that a Blue Silver Grass with a level one spirit power could achieve this. At fifty-five, he barely broke through level thirtieth and absorbed a seventeen-hundred-year spirit ring. Some expressed regret, believing that if he had been more talented, with perseverance, he might have achieved Titled Douluo status. At seventy-eight, he barely broke through level forty and absorbed an eight-thousand-year spirit ring. Many of his generation were already dead. At ninety-one, he broke through level fifty and absorbed a fifteen-thousand-year spirit ring...
[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.