I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Traveling through the Type-Moon world, Lin Zhen obtains the True and False Dao Fruits. He must gain influence to achieve Dao and become an immortal. Why not just make a game? The Holy Grail War + the modified Delta has launched! [Misaka Mikoto: Is that CS choosing Red A to block the bridge again?] [Red A: ...] [Sato Kazuma: The idiot planner has updated!] [Kiritani Kazuto: The new map is Secret Babylon?] [Oyama Mahiro: Be a planner for a day, and be a filial son.] [Gilgamesh: Bastards, what are you doing?] Years later, as players continue to play, Lin Zhen's power soars, and he achieves Dao, becoming invincible. Suddenly, someone approaches him, saying, "Humanity is about to collapse." Lin Zhen replies, "There's no need to do anything—just talk to my champion players!"

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

(The ratings have just been released and will gradually increase.)

[Pokémon + Kamen Rider + Cool Articles + Invincible + Anime]

You Hong, an orphan who lost his job after graduation, was worried about his livelihood when a truck with "Dayun Logistics" written on it suddenly broke through the wall!

Before he could see the surroundings clearly, a deadly chill instantly hit him.

The cold mirror reflects the city, and the life-eating mirror monster is approaching with a roar!

You Hong was horrified to discover that this was actually the mirror world of "Kamen Rider Ryuki", a Jedi where anyone who strays into it may have their life drained at any time!

No way, I'm going to die right after traveling through time?!

At the moment of death, the card box belt fell from the sky.

And his contracted beast is actually——Arzeus!!!

…

Time's coming? Talk to my Dialga!

Gaia Memory? It's good to try the Z Punisher!

You said you were a flying knight? You'd be ok with my Cliff Sword!

When the light of Pokémon is revealed in the world of Kamen Rider, even the Lord of Time can no longer sit still.

Who put this excessive stuff in here?!

After being transported to another world, Mizusaki Yuuma looked at the newly released "Love Metronome" and realized it was a sweet slice-of-life romance anime. However, he encountered a girl collecting Clow Cards, a pile of scrap metal collecting the Peace Star, and a Sherlock Holmes from the Heisei era. He also occasionally heard urban legends about Tomie. Fortunately, his Yorozuya (Odd Jobs Shop) always attracted strange customers who traded things from other worlds with him. There was the Battlefield Rose from the ninja world, a rebellious girl from the world of navigation, a fox spirit from Valoran, and a girl visited by eight million warriors. Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hey, you have to take responsibility! Kinomoto Sakura: My brother is so nice, he helps me collect Clow Cards. Irelia: Grandma always says... Mizusaki Yuuma: Stop nagging Grandma, when are you going to pay back what you owe? In the corner, Mai Shiranui, remembering she still owed money, was trembling. ...

This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)

(ps: Posting a story, yin and yang reversed, what did I do?) Reborn in the Peerless Tang Sect, backed by the Cocoon of the End, with hordes of Honkai Beasts behind him, Bai Yueqi looked at the Asura God Sword slashing towards him, stretched out his hands: "Re-infuse Little Rabbit, ride on!" "Ride on!" Soul Power? Soul Power is nothing compared to the stimulation of Honkai Energy! Martial Soul? Martial Soul is nothing compared to the Herrscher's Authority! Wang Dong looked at the two girls who looked exactly like him with complicated feelings. Tang Wutong looked at Wang Dong and another girl who looked exactly like her with some envy. The girl looked at Wang Dong and Tang Wutong who looked exactly like her, and shouted in a frenzy: "I am the real one!"

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

Fujifei's time travel resulted in an accident, forcing his soul to be replicated into ninety-nine copies, each traveling to a different world. Their memories and talents are shared! [Hokage Fujifei]: The Hyuga branch, suffering from cataracts and a caged bird, prepares to lie down. [Immortal Reverse Fujifei]: Transmigrating and exterminating his entire family, he becomes a member of Wang Lin's Soul Banner, and lies down with difficulty. [One-Fist Fujifei]: Identified as an ordinary person, he delivers food and voluntarily lies down. [Warhammer Fujifei]: Becomes a glorious servitor, forever loyal to the Emperor! Falling into the embrace of Slaanesh... and lying down. [End of the World Fujifei]: Bitten, joining the zombie horde, and finally lying down. [Primordial Fujifei]: At the dawn of time, spiritual energy abounds, but I'm just a weed, ready to be eaten... and forced to lie down. Everyone lies down at the start, but with the connection between the two Fujifeis, things begin to change... [Reincarnation...

[Abstract Entertainment] + [Modified (Original) Plot] + [Persecution (Redemption?) of the Player Character] + [Behind-the-Scenes Stories] + [Female Lead Included] + [Inhuman Literature]

[A heads-up: the main character has a serious illness!]

Zhou Mu transmigrates to the Star Iron World and unexpectedly obtains the "Fancy Death-Seeking System".

The system comes with the supernatural ability "incarnation in countless forms".

As long as his transformation is impactful enough, he can earn points to exchange for all sorts of good things, until he surpasses the Star God and becomes the very concept of death!

As a result, something started to go wrong throughout the entire Star Iron world.

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Luofu News Flash: Another livestreamer died today after vomiting blood while performing a livestream of "breaking a boulder on his chest." Experts speculate that this may be a meme virus from "Dr. Primal." The public is advised not to watch livestreams in the near future to prevent meme transmission.

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Star Train Urgent Report: Pioneer Walter Young has issued a bounty today, seeking to find a blond youth named "Otto Apocalypse" across the universe. The bounty is 5 billion credits, with the note: "Dead or alive, no questions asked."

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The Interstellar Peace Corporation today issued a global announcement, allocating 50 billion credits to apprehend "The Second Seat of the Fools," with the message, "This individual is extremely dangerous, and his ruthlessness rivals that of the Annihilation Lord. Please be extremely careful!"

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[A heads-up: This book contains tropes and romantic pairings. If you're sensitive to these, please don't read on!]

[Otto Live Stream (Ended) → Xiao Guizi (Ended) → Yuncheng Yanqing Yunli (Ended) → Abyss (Ended) → Kryptonian Yalilo (Ended) → Journey to the West (Ended) → Yuncheng Teyvat (Ongoing)]