Tags: School, Fanfiction, ACG, Imaginative, Harem Synopsis: Unparalleled beauty, brilliant mind—which is more important? Perhaps most important is a likable personality and a devoted heart for one's career! Transfer student Jiraiya arrives at Shuchiin Academy, plays games with Shiranui, uses Fujiwara Chika as manga material, and experiences strange events with Shirogane Kei. It all begins when he knocks on the door of a beautiful idol girl. "I like you! Please go out with me." "Sorry, I can't accept you biologically."... First goal: to become a popular person! Second goal: to become the world's greatest manga artist!! And also, to survive the jealous gaze of Shinomiya-senpai... "Shinomiya-senpai, believe me! The president and I are really just good friends!"... *Kaguya-sama: Love Is War* + *Gabriel DropOut* + *Himouto! Umaru-chan* + *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend* +...
The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.
On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]
My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.
She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"
Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!
I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!
The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"
I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!
Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.
And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...
Eric, who had been forced to play The Sims for ten years, opened his eyes again to find himself finally in control of his body. Before he could even get started, he was bombarded with a barrage of information that left him dizzy. "I've arrived in the magical world of Harry Potter? And the original system has self-destructed?" When the Sorting Hat was placed on his head and loudly proclaimed Azkaban, Eric knew he was destined for greatness.
Does anyone in the family understand this?
I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.
I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.
Fortunately, I'm quite capable.
They can share their abilities with each other.
Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?
Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!
You can get rich by collecting garbage!
Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!
Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!
Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N
Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!
Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!
The protagonist is transported to the world of Battle Through the Heavens by a system. However, the protagonist discovers that the world the system transported him to is somewhat different. Ten thousand years ago in Battle Through the Heavens, there was actually a super...
I transmigrated into the body of an ordinary student at a Japanese elite academy and became bound to the Involution System.
Before enrolling, a scan of all the passengers on the bus revealed that Kiyotaka Ayanokoji's fighting skills were S-rank!
Kikyo Kushida's social skills are grade A, Rokusuke Koenji's aristocratic manners are grade B...
I sat quietly in the corner, but in my mind I was practicing martial arts in the virtual space.
The moment Ayanokouji looked at me, the system notification appeared: [Martial Arts (S-rank) Successfully Acquired]
He will never know that with just that one glance, I had already been "killed" a hundred times in my mental world.
Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.
"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"
"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"
"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"
"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"
One day.
In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.
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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:
I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.
Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.
To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!
Join my Familiar and enjoy:
1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!
2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!
3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!
Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.
You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.
With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!
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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)
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For those with insufficient funds:
You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."
Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.
Don't miss this opportunity!
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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works
Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—
The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!
He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!
He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...
until--
Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"
Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"
When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!
Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!
Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"