Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

Having unified Britain and established the Fairy Kingdom, Shirou returned to Japan in 1993. "Fuyuki, what a peaceful city..." Shirou thought he could live out his remaining years in peace, but then he encountered an unexpectedly familiar figure. "Morgan!! When did you get here?" The blonde girl exclaimed, "Just now some madman mistook me for Joan of Arc, and now... how are you going to confuse me with my sister? I'm King Arthur!" Shirou scoffed, "Laughable. You're King Arthur? Then who am I?"

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

Ning Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became a member of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. After six years of hardship, he finally awakened the super martial soul, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda.

He thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of Douluo Continent, but unexpectedly, he also awakened a 'Strongest Sorcerer System' that seemed to have wandered into the wrong show.

Under the Ten Thousandfold Reversal Technique, Ning Yu's soul power was transformed into negative energy, and even the effects of his martial soul were reversed.

The first soul skill, which used to increase strength, has now been changed to decrease strength.

The second soul skill, which used to increase speed, has been changed to decrease speed.

The third soul skill, which used to increase soul power, has now been changed to decrease soul power.

The fourth soul skill, which used to increase defense, has now been changed to decrease defense.

...

When Ning Yu reached level 91 and possessed nine spirit rings, he discovered he was invincible.

Surprisingly, not a single person could withstand his Nine Treasures Protective Divine Light!

After all, the effect of invincible defense and immortality is equivalent to having your defense reduced to zero and dying instantly.

Even a god couldn't withstand it.

Tang San: I'm losing my mind. Is this supposed to be a proper support role?

Ning Fengzhi: Xiaoyu is the hope of my Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School!

Ning Rongrong: Who said the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is the number one support martial soul in the world? Wrong. From today onwards, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is also the number one attack martial soul in the world.

A boy who became confused and aimless for some reason...

After being reincarnated, he inherited that person's ideals, which became his driving force...

He thought that this would allow him to forge a different path, but just like the person he inherited, he ended up on the same road.

But in the end, with 'his' help, she escaped her destined endless cycle of working odd jobs.

Thus he arrived in a world similar to but different from his previous one, where perhaps he could find a different meaning of survival?

[Mainly Magical Girl Illya. Interspersed with FSN flashbacks. Occasionally helps out in FGO. The first few chapters are slightly abstract.]

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

Illya: I lived with Saki for ten years! We slept together! We bathed together! What about you? Miyu: You did that? I lived with Subaru too! In those difficult days, we relied on each other. And I'm Subaru's older sister! Illya: Waaaaah~ So what if I'm your older sister? An adopted sister can get married! Can you do that? Miyu: We're not related by blood anymore, why can't we?! Chloe: Stop arguing! My first kiss wasn't with you, Illya, or you, Miyu, but with me, Chloe! Illya, Miyu: You're the enemy! All the girls: Wait! We haven't even said anything yet! Saki: This...this is scary. (Hides head and crouches down, trembling)

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

Chu Yuanqing swore that as a former savior, he never imagined he would one day transform into a magical girl and participate in an idol audition program because he wanted to leave his daughter an inheritance before he died. But it didn't matter; no matter how embarrassing it was, as long as he wasn't discovered, it could be pretended never happened! But who could tell him why his obedient and sensible daughter was also participating in the audition? Looking at his daughter who called him "sister" every day and bluntly said, "I'm your fan," the middle-aged office worker felt utterly devastated. Damn it, he really didn't want to compete with his daughter for a debut spot! And clearly, [human nature]...

Cold, trembling classic style, Renaissance text.

In the anime "Final Destination," a boy arrives with the wisdom of an ordinary person, making the art style of this God Realm strange and unusual.

Sunny and cheerful young man: Zhang Jie

Motivational Mentor: Xuanzhen

Ape Power: Zheng Zha

Chu Xuan, a man with nothing:

Not a QQ account: Zhan Lan

Banner Bearer: Liu Yuhao

P.S.: Please read the main text. Welcome, fellow cultivators! Some parts will be modified. I won't write about the protagonists and antagonists; I'll only write up to the end of the war. The plot changes after Alien. I won't include Sadako, and the team battles won't be in Resident Evil. The team battles will be modified and may include some other elements.