Thanks for the invitation. I was just admitted to the hospital when I suddenly transmigrated! And there's a corpse that looks exactly like me. Gao Yuan: '?!' Good news, a detective agency is waiting for him to inherit. Bad news, because he can't pay the property taxes and mortgage, the house is about to be auctioned off. Good news, he has a cheat ability—he can summon demons for help. Bad news, why are these demons' abilities so abstract?! ... "Husband cheated on me and I want to kill him? Simple, Azazel, make this lady fall in love with someone else. Next!" "Numerous precious jewels have been stolen one after another, naturally it's the work of Phantom Thief Kid, what does it have to do with me?" "Was my pet raven photographed at the scene? Mammon! How many times have I told you, don't eat random things, spit out the jewels!" "..." Vodka: "Big brother, I suspect someone gave us laxatives..."

Having transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, I gained access to the Daily Intelligence System and, incidentally, adopted the "Death God Elementary School Student," Conan Edogawa. [Daily Intelligence: Black Organization members Gin and Vodka will be heading to Dorobiga Park for a transaction. They are carrying a Beretta M92F, Browning, and a box of APTX4869. The car door can be opened by bending a coat hanger, and the engine can be manually started... as shown in the picture!] [Daily Intelligence: Kudo Yukiko has returned to Beika Town from Los Angeles to meet her 'second husband,' Conan's adoptive father, whom she has never met.] [Daily Intelligence: Eri Kisaki, having learned that you are mentoring her good-for-nothing husband and taking care of her daughter, decides to pay you a visit.] [Daily Intelligence: Amuro Tooru finds your interactions with Conan unusual and decides to come and work for you.] [Daily Intelligence: Vermouth is very interested in you and is preparing...]

Introduction

[Slice of Life] [Single Female Lead: Ai Haibara] [Lighthearted] [Highly Intelligent Male Lead]

Akiyama Xiuxi, the top physics expert of the distillery codenamed Baijiu and a master hacker, had to wait for the distillery to go bankrupt so he could run away with his bucket. However, he accidentally ingested APTX-4869 and shrunk to the size of a primary school student. He then changed his name to Bai Zeyou and ran away ahead of time.

"Wait, something's not right. Does that mean I have to hide for twenty years too? No way, I won't accept this. This drug A is terrible!" Bai Zeyou complained loudly.

Until that rainy night, when Bai Zeyou picked up a little girl, his mindset gradually changed.

He and the fake little girl became "fake elementary school students" together, from testing each other to trusting each other. However, by the time they realized what was happening, their feelings had already changed.

"Hey, Bai Ze, does this count as puppy love?" the little girl asked him.

"Don't rush, let me record my data first," Bai Zeyou replied.

After the distillery was destroyed, Bai Zeyou hugged the now-normal big loli and said slowly:

"Who says this drug A is bad? This drug A is amazing!"

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Conan: "Bai Ze is definitely the best detective, but I need to ask him for an antidote."

Kogoro Mouri: "Yu is too obedient. Can we switch places with Conan?"

Shuichi Akai: "He is the real silver bullet."

Amuro Tooru: "We were able to win thanks to the liquor."

Vermouth: "Little brother, come here and let your big sister give you a kiss."

Kaito Kid: "I just wanted to steal something, don't chase me."

Overnight, five unremarkable black buildings in downtown Tokyo underwent a complete transformation, with their interiors and personnel suddenly replaced. After realizing the Port Mafia had been transported to a world without supernatural abilities, Leader Mori solemnly declared at a meeting, "We must try our best to conceal the existence of supernatural abilities." The group exchanged hesitant glances and nodded. Just as the dejected doctor was about to be...

Eight hundred meters away, a sniper rifle locked onto his head, yet Bai Chuan remained calm. Fifty meters away, bombs surrounded him, yet his expression remained unchanged. Two meters away, a sharp blade pierced his throat, and Bai Chuan put his hands in his pockets. "Seriously? Is that all you've got?"... Reporter: "Mr. Bai Chuan, what sustains you in always being on the front lines of danger? Is it courage, faith?" Bai Chuan shook his head: "It's fun." Reporter: "Mr. Fun Man, what allows you to survive unscathed every time? Is it knowledge, experience?" Bai Chuan paused for a moment, then honestly answered: "Because I'm immortal." Reporter: "..." Reporter: "Then, Mr. Immortal, there are rumors that you seem to want to live a peaceful life." Bai Chuan nodded excitedly: "Let me clarify, this is not a rumor!" This book is also known as *The Mischief-Making Journey of an Unregistered Resident in the Underworld*...

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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Book Friends Group: 106751716

When a group of well-known characters are mysteriously transported to an unknown territory, what will they face? Detective Conan (anxious): Oh my, what's going on? Why is anyone being paired up with me? I'm clearly only interested in Ran! Um, but how did my identity get blown away, Ran? Let me explain! Ran (shocked): Conan's such a smart kid, Shinichi... Eh? Why is Shinichi here?! Policeman Toru Amuro (angry): Don't confuse me with that FBI guy! I'd rather fall in love with a piece of roast meat than him! Sonoko (enthusiastic about couples): Oh my god, why didn't I realize how exciting these couples are before! Magician Kuroba Kaito (panicked): This is worse than Dou E! I'm really Kuroba Kaito, not Kaito Kid!

[The World of Detective Conan + Exposure + Movie Viewing + Kaito Kid Center]

Kaito Kidd is missing, and electronic display screens around the world go out of control, exposing everything about Kaito Kidd to the public.

It was at this time that everyone truly understood the meaning behind this identity.

They watched as Kaito Kidd disregarded his own safety in order to save others.

See Kaito Kidd desperately searching for an answer.

As an international criminal, Kaito Kidd's values ​​are more positive than most people.

When everyone discovered that this thief was just a 17-year-old boy under the skin, everyone was shocked.

Shinichi Kudo: I didn’t expect that Kaito Kidd had to bear so many dangers behind the scenes.

Aoko Nakamori: I misunderstood Kidd. Kaito is not a thief!

Suzuki Sonoko: Lord Kidd, I will give you all the gems in the world!

Shuichi Akai: Are you interested in joining our FBI?

Toru Amuro: If you want to join, join our Japanese Public Security Bureau!

If you were given a fully equipped Umbrella Corporation and asked to travel to the world of Conan, what would you do?

A. Help Conan destroy the distillery and become the unsung hero. B. Join the distillery and unify the world with cutting-edge technology. C. Quietly farm and watch them fight each other. D. None of the above. The next step is, of course: make Conan's world your primary base, and then plunder resources from other worlds!

Lin Mo chose D without hesitation.

So, when Gin was still threatening people with the Beretta, Lin Mo's USS team was already equipped with medical guns from "Elysium" and intelligent robots from "I, Robot".

While Haibara Ai was still struggling to develop the antidote for APTX4869, in Lin Mo's laboratory, the T virus enhancer and G virus mutant were just basic projects.

This is a lighthearted (?) story about "dimensionality reduction attack" and "cross-world zero-dollar shopping".