【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

(Sweet pet, ancient and modern, princess rebirth to conquer the entertainment circle)

In the troubled times, the younger brothers and sisters were brought up, Wenneng recruited the world’s wise men, and Wuneng took command and set out to open up the territory.

Xia Wanyuan, who finally sent her younger brother to the position of emperor step by step, was the most legendary eldest princess in the history of the Xia Dynasty.

But when the eldest princess opened her eyes, she found that she was a thousand years later.

There is a husband and son, and there is a younger brother who can’t live up to it.

It’s just that her husband treats her as the air, and her son has nothing to do with her.

This time, I was still called the “princess”, but it was all others who ridiculed her for acting with capital in the entertainment circle, being squeamish and arrogant, and giving her a black name.

In response to this Xia Wanyuan said, there is always a day when you truly call princesses.

Everyone said: Ha ha, really treat yourself as a princess? Who gave the face, are you about to kick your boss husband?

Jun Shiling: Hurry and leave with 100 million divorce fees.

Two years later

Everyone: Who said Xia Wanyuan is a straw bag?? If the double shadow queen is in hand, all works are sold, the darling of the fashion industry, and even the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are proficient in everything, and they are the traditional cultural face of the country. Such people are all straw bags. What are they? Paramecium? My face hurts, princess, do you see my standard of kneeling?

Jun Shiling: Who dares to spread rumors that we divorced and let him break the coolness of the sky! Wife, let’s have another one, okay?

The beautiful, black-bellied and versatile eldest princess works as a part-time queen and has a deep mind and a cold heart chasing his wife and the president of the crematorium

A short story about finding oneself while reaping true love and raising cubs in modern times, I hope everyone will like it.

The little snow fairy Tan Mo was about to transform but was taken away, and reincarnated as the beloved little daughter of Tan’s family.

It wasn’t until she discovered that she had become the sad cannon fodder that she had seen from Master’s world mirror in her previous life. After being used as a stepping stone to marry Wei Keri by her cousin in Green Tea, she was even more murdered.

Her parents turned white all night, and the three older brothers avenged her but were ruined and ended in a miserable end.

But since she is here in this life, no one should want to hurt her family at all!

Tan Mo: Play green tea with me? Today, let you see the tea art of the top-level bosses!

Reporter: Wei Shao, what do you admire most about your wife?

Wei Zhiqian: Kind and lovely, so pure and unpretentious.

Reporter: Talk about your new film, which is regarded as a masterpiece by the audience. How did you create such an awesome script?

Brother Tan: No, no, I didn’t actually write the script, but she wanted to keep a low profile and refused to sign.

Reporter: Tan Tian Wang, your new song has come out, immediately sweeping the top of the global charts, the composition of lyrics and music is simply amazing.

Brother Tan: Where and where, the lyrics and music were actually created by someone who is very important to me. Without her, this song would not have been successful. But she kept a low profile and refused to sign.

Reporter: Talking about the painter, your painting was sold at a ten-figure price as soon as it came out. I wonder where the inspiration came from?

Brother Tan: It’s all because of her.

reporter:……

Talking about the eldest brother, the second elder brother, and the third elder brother: My younger sister has always helped us in this way without asking for anything in return.

Wei Zhiqian: Tan Mo is so innocent, without my protection, she would not be bullied to death by those green tea white lotus.

Everyone: Fall! Who is bullying who on earth!

[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]

Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.

A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.

Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.

Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.

"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"

"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."

"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."

Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:

#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#

#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did

Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#

#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#

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When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.

"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"

Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."