Yu Yaoyao was a snake spirit who died by lightning and as a result, transmigrated to a novel she had read in her past life. This third-rate actress had the same name as her, but then she remembered she was only a pitiful cannon fodder in the novel she had read.

This obscure actress’s life was riddled with scandals, and as a result, her diamond husband left her. She then hit the rock bottom of her career and ultimately became paralyzed by an accident. Not to mention, she had neglected her child, leading him to an early death.

Graced with a new life, Yu Yaoyao is determined to steer her path away from the plot’s death flags. She’ll be the best wife, the most loving mother and she’ll rise to the top of the entertainment industry!

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

【Exile + Space + Poison & Medicine + Strong Female Lead + Revenge + Nation-Building】

Ye Chutang, a powerhouse from the 23rd-century apocalypse, transmigrated into the body of the disgraced eldest daughter of a high-ranking minister’s family, who had been abandoned in the countryside for fifteen years.

Starting off with a bang—she’s drugged by a scheming maid and offered to the maid’s son as a plaything?

One kick to castrate him, two kicks to wipe out his whole family!

With no antidote for the beastly drug, she plunges into an icy river to cool off—only to crash straight into the arms of a breathtakingly handsome man.

"Hey, handsome, let’s sleep together—I promise you won’t regret it!"

She wakes up to find the beauty gone and her scumbag father at her doorstep.

What? He wants her to replace her stepsister and marry a sadistic old eunuch as his "companion"?

She strips the stepsister naked, tosses her onto the eunuch’s bed, and leads a crowd to witness the scandal!

When her pregnancy is discovered, her stepmother tries to drown her in a pig cage?

No problem—she tracks down the father of her unborn child and forces him into marriage, parading down the aisle with a grand procession as the wife of the legendary War God Prince!

On their wedding night, the emperor sends an edict of exile and confiscation as a "gift"?

No fear!

With her spatial supernatural ability and medical skills, the physician-queen thrives anywhere.

She empties the prince’s manor! Loots the imperial palace! Cleans out the minister’s estate! And raids all her enemies’ treasuries!

While others suffer hunger and cold during exile, Ye Chutang lives lavishly, feasting and flourishing.

Along the way, she cures plagues, averts disasters, eliminates threats, and stockpiles resources.

She even gives birth to twins and is pampered beyond belief by her doting husband.

Arriving at the desolate northwestern border, Ye Chutang sees the suffering of the people.

"Time to get rich—starting with nation-building!"

She constructs city walls, digs wells, builds greenhouses, paves roads, starts farms, opens schools, plants crops…

When the barren wasteland turns into a land of abundance, the emperor panics and sends an execution decree.

Qi Yanzhou tears the edict to shreds, smirking. "Darling, I read the stars last night—our son has the aura of an emperor."

Ye Chutang waves her hand. "Then what are we waiting for? Let’s march back to the capital and rebel!"

[Ancient wear today] [Entertainment circle]

Yan Shu, the most mysterious Dayuan female general in history.

It was rumored that she had an ugly face, and she looked like a madman when she led the army to fight. Although she brought peace to Dayuan for a hundred years, she also passed away early due to the heavy killing.

Yan Shu, who woke up in the female artist’s body after a thousand years, saw this history:? ?

Yan Shu kept smiling, planning to be a qualified female artist first.

Live reality show, go.

After the black fans learned that Yan Shu was going to participate, they mobilized one after another, and the fans of other guests also exploded on the spot.

Yan Shu has poor character and poor professional ability, but also likes to pull people’s blood to hype, who can bear it!

Especially the fans of actor Sheng Hengyu, wish they could tear Yan Shu apart!

Although her elder brother licked thousands of dogs, Yan Shu dared to call herself Sheng Hengyu’s fiancée, and repeatedly confessed her love for Sheng Yingying in public!

Lively dog ​​skin plaster!

After Sheng Hengyu himself learned that Yan Shu was going to participate in the same show as him, he frowned unhappily.

For the first time, he personally sent a message to warn Yan Shu: Don’t let people know that we are engaged.

It was only after the message was sent that he realized that Yan Shu had blocked him.

Sheng Hengyu:!!

The Variety Show to the Countryside started, and as soon as the live broadcast room opened, black fans began to predict the direction of the show.

【Catching a chicken? Yan Shu probably will hold his nose and jump away, hehe. 】

[Mountain climbing? Yan Shu probably needs someone to lift her up after taking two steps. 】

[There are snakes?! Yan Shu probably will push people out as meat shields. 】

…

Later, things gradually became outrageous…

Barrage Army: Who is this?!