【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

(Sweet pet, ancient and modern, princess rebirth to conquer the entertainment circle)

In the troubled times, the younger brothers and sisters were brought up, Wenneng recruited the world’s wise men, and Wuneng took command and set out to open up the territory.

Xia Wanyuan, who finally sent her younger brother to the position of emperor step by step, was the most legendary eldest princess in the history of the Xia Dynasty.

But when the eldest princess opened her eyes, she found that she was a thousand years later.

There is a husband and son, and there is a younger brother who can’t live up to it.

It’s just that her husband treats her as the air, and her son has nothing to do with her.

This time, I was still called the “princess”, but it was all others who ridiculed her for acting with capital in the entertainment circle, being squeamish and arrogant, and giving her a black name.

In response to this Xia Wanyuan said, there is always a day when you truly call princesses.

Everyone said: Ha ha, really treat yourself as a princess? Who gave the face, are you about to kick your boss husband?

Jun Shiling: Hurry and leave with 100 million divorce fees.

Two years later

Everyone: Who said Xia Wanyuan is a straw bag?? If the double shadow queen is in hand, all works are sold, the darling of the fashion industry, and even the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are proficient in everything, and they are the traditional cultural face of the country. Such people are all straw bags. What are they? Paramecium? My face hurts, princess, do you see my standard of kneeling?

Jun Shiling: Who dares to spread rumors that we divorced and let him break the coolness of the sky! Wife, let’s have another one, okay?

The beautiful, black-bellied and versatile eldest princess works as a part-time queen and has a deep mind and a cold heart chasing his wife and the president of the crematorium

A short story about finding oneself while reaping true love and raising cubs in modern times, I hope everyone will like it.

Yu Yaoyao was a snake spirit who died by lightning and as a result, transmigrated to a novel she had read in her past life. This third-rate actress had the same name as her, but then she remembered she was only a pitiful cannon fodder in the novel she had read.

This obscure actress’s life was riddled with scandals, and as a result, her diamond husband left her. She then hit the rock bottom of her career and ultimately became paralyzed by an accident. Not to mention, she had neglected her child, leading him to an early death.

Graced with a new life, Yu Yaoyao is determined to steer her path away from the plot’s death flags. She’ll be the best wife, the most loving mother and she’ll rise to the top of the entertainment industry!

Traversing into a cannon fodder whose biological mother died young, his stepmother calculated, and was thrown into the village by his father.

Jiang Xun expressed no panic, she always convinces people with virtue.

Thief: Stop fighting, I’ll change careers.

Gangbang: Stop fighting, I’ll pay you back.

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At the Jiang family banquet, the guests laughed at her: “I heard that she has been raised in the country for 11 years, and she looks rustic. If I were the Jiang family, I would never let her come out and be ashamed.”

Jiang’s father: “You follow behind your mother, don’t talk, so as not to make a fool of yourself.”

Stepmother: “Qin Mufeng, the head of the Qin family, has a beautiful scenery, and is not close to women. Don’t try to cling to it.”

Jiang Xun had just asked who Qin Mufeng was, when he turned around and was blocked by a man in the corner.

Father Jiang was shocked: “Jiang Xun, why are you being held in Qin Mufeng’s arms!”

Everyone knows that business boss Qin Mufeng is indifferent and ruthless.

The man mistakenly thought it was her intentional design, and his eyes were cold, “I’m not interested in little girls.”

Jiang Xun kicked over, “I’m not interested in old men who are seriously ill!”

Dare to beat and scold Qin Mufeng again, everyone felt that Jiang Xun was finished.

As a result, in a live variety show, netizens saw Jiang Xun open the door that was knocked on at night, and the rumored indifferent and mean Lord Qin stood at the door with aggrieved expression.

“I was wrong, please be interested in me.”

“I’m young and my physical strength is very good, so I’m just right for you.”

Everyone was shocked!

What about not being close to women? ? ?

Later, Qin Mufeng turned the ring between his ring fingers and smiled provocatively, “I’m not close to women, but when I entered Jiang Xun, I was stunned.”