On the day of a blind date, a tall, fair-skinned, and strikingly beautiful woman in red-soled heels sat across from me.

But then...

“You’re telling me that spiritual energy will revive in this world, and I’ll become the number one sword immortal of the human race?”

“Yes.”

“And you’re saying I mysteriously die 200 years later?”

“Exactly.”

“So what proof do you have for any of this?”

“You have a mole.”

“Where?”

Her eyes slowly drifted downward...

300 years in the past, in Moscow, a silver-haired girl looked at the towering skyscrapers not yet turned to ruins. She took a deep breath, turned around, and got into a Maybach.

On the way to the airport, on her 18th birthday, she made a decision different from the one in her previous life.

She was going to Xia Country...

To steal a man!

Elsewhere, a calico cat opened its eyes. The first thing it did?

Go find the human from its past life.

In this life, the calico cat lives by three words:

"Steal. That. Man!"

"Steal that man! Steal that man! Steal that f*cking man!"

(PS: Parallel world, fictional setting, positive vibes.)

Because of an accident, Huo Yuhao lost his divine power and his memory. He lost everything he had before. He was reborn back to the moment when he killed Feng Baboon and Tian Mengge and Alex possessed him. Will Huo Yuhao still choose to follow Tang Ya and Bei Bei to Shrek and join the Tang Sect? Perhaps, everything changed because of that accident...

Mo Cheng traveled through the Douluo world. He had no martial soul and no soul power, but he awakened the ten thousand times return system.

If you teach or give something to your disciples, you can get a high multiple return.

"Ding, you teach me the 24-style simplified Tai Chi, which triggers a hundred times critical strike and instantly makes me a Tai Chi master."

"Ding, you grant your disciple a hundred-year-old sand flower, triggering a thousand-fold critical strike, and obtaining a fairy-quality red spider lily."

"Ding, you teach your disciples the way of the sword, triggering a ten thousand times critical strike, and are rewarded with the title of Sword God!"

The title of the book is also called "I am playing Immortal Cultivation in Douluo World" and "My Master is Weirdly Strong"

"Dai Hao! Get out and die!"

Huo Yuhao stood in the air, and he used the Blue Sky Dragon Art to its fullest.

His eyes were burning with anger, and his originally gentle eyes were transformed into desolate demon eyes full of corrosive power.

He suddenly waved his hand and pressed hard at the White Tiger Duke's Mansion below.

"Great Wilderness Prisoner Heaven Hand!"

Note: The Benti Sect, not Shrek.

In addition, some of the characters' costumes and architectural forms will be adopted from the animation, which will not affect the reading.

System + System + Self-built Force + Domination of the Continent + Anti-Three and Anti-Gang】

Travel through the Douluo Continent, awaken the system, and get rewards as long as you complete the task!

Summon the ultimate BOSS Kong Deming of Douluo II at the beginning, complete the task to awaken the god-level martial soul.

When Tang San was still practicing hidden weapons, I had promoted soul guides to major forces;

when Yu Xiaogang was still teaching Tang San with his bullshit theory, I had already swallowed up the Blue Tyrant Academy;

"Tang Buddha, times have changed!"

"Can your hidden weapons withstand my level nine fixed soul guide cannon?"

——Ning

Fengzhi: "This soul guide is so easy to use? It really deserves to be the savior of our auxiliary soul master!"

Qian Renxue: "Oh my God, how could there be a martial soul more powerful than a six-winged angel?"

The God Realm Committee: "It's broken...

The era of universal job transfer has begun, the planes of the heavens have invaded the Blue Star, and professionals have become the defenders and masters of the human race.

Wang Chen changes his job to Giant-Beast Tamer and awakens three god-level talents

Pet fusion: You have the ability to fuse pets. Put in three pets of the same species to synthesize the pet's final form without any restrictions!

Three first-level beasts [Frost Lizards]

Synthesis - [Frost Dragon]

Buy three [Little White Foxes]

Synthesis - [Nine-tailed Fox]

I kidnapped three succubi...

Ahem...Synthesis...Top-Class Succubus Princess

Slowly

Wang Chen discovered that he, a beastmaster, was suddenly invincible in all the heavens and worlds!

Ye Bing was traveling in Kunlun and picked up a strange stone, but he accidentally fell down the mountain. When he woke up again, he was already in a mountain village, and he had become an 11-year-old child, and the strange stone was also on Ye Bing.

When Ye Bing was 12 years old, there was a piercing cold power in his body, which tortured Ye Bing unbearably. According to what he learned in his previous life, he introduced this power into the Dantian for refining.

At the age of 16, under the protection of Qingluan, he successfully condensed a blue-gold inner elixir in the Dantian. Just when I thought I could leave the village to see the world, I was told that I should go to school.

After meeting Mu Nujiao and Ai Tutu, Ye Bing realized that he had come to the world of full-time magicians.

As Ye Bing grew up, the secret of the strange stone was gradually revealed. It turned out to be the inheritance of the human race thousands of years ago.

Thousands of years ago, the star magic of the entire magic plane had not yet appeared, but it had other cultivation systems, such as Qi training, body training, spirit summoning, and beast control... However, due to the invasion of the four dark planes, the avenue of the entire magic plane collapsed. The king of the human race burned his luck and sacrificed himself to seal the four dark planes and repair the entire magic plane, but the avenue was still broken, and the human race had no cultivation system at all, entering the totem era.

Ye Bing integrated cultivation into magic and created a new cultivation system, so that human mages are no longer weaker than the same demons.

Rectify the holy city, eliminate termites, judge Su Lu, attack the emperor, and challenge the Antarctic emperor.

"Antarctic emperor, huh? Come and compete with me, who is the master of ice in this world!"

Wielding the Chaos Refining Heaven Furnace, devouring the starry cosmos, singing triumphantly, and treading upon the heavens.

With a single thought, shatter the firmament; with a single thought, bury gods and devils. Vowing to stand atop all living beings!

Wicked Physician? Wicked Dao? I shall become Emperor through wicked pills!

Pills can create all things, martial arts can suppress the heavens!

Life and death are trifles, if you're not convinced, then fight!

I am the Pill Emperor, across the Eight Desolates and Ten Thousand Realms, I shall control all destinies!

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.