Lu Zhou wakes up to become the world’s most powerful and oldest villainous Patriarch, and finds that he has nine notorious disciples who are full of evil. His eldest disciple is the leader of the Nether Sect with thousands of minions, and his second disciple—Sword Devil—always slaughters others at the slightest disagreement…

Without his cultivation base, how will he handle these evil disciples?

His eldest disciple, Yu Zhenghai, said, “I’ve never had a rival in my life, and no one but Master can make me bow my head.”

His seventh disciple, Si Wuya, said, “We can’t eat or sleep in peace as long as the Master is not dead!”

…

His ninth disciple, Yuan’er, said, “I’ll remember what Master said and be a good person.”

[Big brothers raising cubs + the road to wealth + sweet love + the heroine reading the family's voice]

Four-year-old Juanjuan is disliked by her father, unloved by her mother, and bullied by her brother. She has to carry the burden of her broken family on her own.

My parents and brother went out to the market and encountered a falling rock, and they and their ox cart fell down the mountain together.

But unexpectedly, they all looked different after waking up.

Even though they didn't open their mouths to speak, Juanjuan could still hear their voices.

Mother: "Is this ancient times?"

Dad: "Fuck! I traveled through time? And it's ancient times! I'm going to be made a marquis and become a prime minister!"

Big Brother: "Is this... a successful ascension? But why is the spiritual power so scarce?"

Second Brother: "Damn those Di people! They actually shot an arrow from behind!"

Third Brother: "Finally said goodbye to the zombies, this is such a long-awaited fresh air."

In the corner, Juanjuan trembled when he heard all this "mess".

Life has to go on, and the adults in the family keep their disguises up every day, for fear that they will be exposed. After all, they cannot let their family members know that their family members have changed their minds.

The extremely bad relative came to cause trouble, and my mother's acting skills were excellent, which was just the right place to put them to use.

The family was so poor that they could barely make ends meet, but my father secretly made a fortune and provided the whole family with a good life.

Juanjuan saw with her own eyes that her elder brother could turn a small stone into gold with just a flick of his finger.

When they encountered bandits on the road, the second brother, who had always been honest, killed each bandit with a knife.

Only the cute and simple third brother secretly tried to please Juanjuan all day long by giving him chocolates, cakes, lollipops... At the critical moment, he would take out an AK-47 and shoot the enemy to death with one shot.

After the whole family revealed their identities, they fell into silence.

It's okay, luckily Juanjuan doesn't know