Albarino was a forensic pathologist at Westland Forensic Bureau, single, witty, and would go out for a drink with his colleagues – just like any other forensic pathologist.
Except for one thing: he was secretly a psycho serial killer.
For the longest time, Albarino had a normal 3-point-1-line life [1] from home – Forensic Bureau – crime scene (his own or someone else’s), until one day, another psycho serial killer unintentionally killed his target he had planned to kill for 3 months.
With all his meticulous planning ruined, he was pissed off, so he decided to provoke the other serial killer himself.
[1] a boring, monotone, unchanging life.
The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
[Yandere x Possessive | Angst + Satisfaction | Two powerful bosses battling it out in full drama mode]
[System: Reminder to Host Yu Tang—The main gods in every world are extremely powerful and cannot be shaken!]
A CEO who controls the lifeblood of the economy:
“Heh, you really think you can escape the palm of my hand?”
Yu Tang:
“Oh, really? Stage IV stomach cancer. Guess I’ll be dying first.”
A war hero and star of the Federation:
“You’re nothing but my plaything. Be good, stay by my side!”
Yu Tang:
“Sorry, I have a severe heart condition. My bad.”
[System: shivering in fear.jpg]
[Double male protagonists, forced love, yandere paranoia, two strong men abusing scumbags, sweet and flirtatious, 1V1 double purity]
In order to eliminate the resentment of evil ghosts, the ghost messenger Shuangyu travels to three thousand small worlds to slap the faces and abuse the scum, but who can tell him why there are crazy people in every world who force love on him?
The boss smiled charmingly and caressed the reddened corners of his eyes in the video: "The crying expression must be more attractive."
His Highness Alpha appears to be sunny and handsome, but he pushes him against the wall at night: "Yu, you are mine!"
The stand-in knocked on Bai Yueguang's door in the middle of the night and cried, "Hold me, I had a nightmare again."
The father of the vampire smiled evilly: "Wolf cub, how does it feel to become the vampire you hate the most?"
The personal guard knelt on one knee with a pious expression: "Master, if you want to take back this kingdom, you have to satisfy this servant."
…
Shuangyu was helpless and annoyed. Who could tell him where all the souls he had extradited after working so hard on the mission had gone? !
King Ashura smiled and beckoned to him: "Yu, are you looking for them? Be good, come into my arms, all their souls are yours!"
Gu Bai, a wood superfunction possessor on doomsday
Gu Bai transmigrated and became a foundling who was driven out of his interstellar family.
Was he pathetic? He is to inherit a vast farm.
Isn't it a nice thing to farm, fish, or cook at his will?
With great efforts, Gu Bai made it the most popular land in the entire interstellar area.
Wasn't it exciting to know that his parents regretted their decision?
Later, Gu Bai was accompanied by a self-invited man with his beast.
The man was handsome, and the beast was quite lovely.
Fine, Gu Bai could bear and live with them.
The story is about a man who inherited a farm and built infrastructures afterward. His career grew bigger and bigger, and finally, he started a revival of food cultures, and found his true love.
PS: Gu Bai is the bottom one, while Jun Molin is the top. Although Jun Molin appeared early in the story, the romance part is later in the story as the protagonist focused mainly on his career in the early stage.
Bai Lixin was caught in a strange game.
[Ding! Welcome players to the immersive escape game.] [Ding! Let’s begin the luck detection. The luck will be linked to the player’s copy selection.] As the other players’ tests were A,B,B..the detection system slowly pulsed on Bai Lixin’s head.
[Ding! Congratulations player; your luck is F-, and the universe deems you unlucky!] [Ding! Congratulations to the player. You have obtained the special title – “God of Bad Luck” (unique).] Bai Lixin: “???”
Congratulations? Where’s the joy in that?
Soon after, the players trapped in the escape game found that there was an incredibly beautiful but tragic player in the game.
The face is unbelievable, the strength is unbeatable, but the luck is so bad that the copy he gets either has a bug or is a horror S level.
Just when everyone thought that the little beauty would certainly die, he broke through countless levels and embarked on the road to immortality.
.
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Bai Lixin, the full-level boss, mistakenly strayed into a strange game to find his husband.
Later, he found that his old attacker had become all kinds of bosses in the copy and these big bosses were most often not human.
A water body, true ancestor of the vampire clan, an undead knight, a dragon….
Well, he had to admit that each had its own advantages
It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.
In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:
His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”
His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”
His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”
After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.
After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”
[StarCraft×System×Double Male Lead×Su Shuang Xiao Baiwen] Ouyang Lan died suddenly due to continuous late night work. When he came here, the Federation and the Empire had jointly won a victory against the Zerg. The era of universal conscription had passed. After the war, people urgently needed spiritual nourishment from culture and entertainment. However, many cultures disappeared in the long river of history in the long years of war, so AI production came into being. More than 80% of the movies, animations, TV series, and game music in StarCraft were all created by AI, and AI was created by various schools, professional scientific researchers, etc. Only a string of instructions and content can be input to produce high-quality creations in an instant. The quality and speed of AI quickly dominated the market, and almost all the people engaged in the producer industry were squeezed to death. Only a few producers who had accumulated popularity in the past relied on sporadic fans and the convenience provided by AI to support themselves. Ouyang Lan became a producer who insisted on not using AI. He had also produced many hits, but under the rapid momentum of AI, he was almost out of money to eat. Everyone ridiculed Ouyang Lan, the producer who insisted on not using AI, and said he deserved to be eliminated. How could the human brain be as wonderful as the huge database of AI? Ouyang Lan, who was once the top producer in China, awakened the best producer system in StarCraft and faced the challenge: Can AI replace human wisdom? AI, the crystallization of human wisdom, can never be replicated! At the beginning, the StarCraft people looked at Ouyang Lan: a down-and-out clown. Later, the StarCraft people looked at Ouyang Lan: Boss, please keep working on it! Don't stop! The more beautiful and soothing productions like this, the better!
[Completed, thank you for supporting the genuine version~] ["I Pick Up Trash on the Island" Farming Survival has started, come and watch~] [Text of this article] [Cat version] Qi Bai traveled to the orc world and became a much-opposed albino snow leopard. Looking at his delicate pink eyeliner, pink paw pads, and furry tail... Qi Bai's eyes sparkled, and he took a deep breath: "Meow!" (Awesome!) The raging storms and mountain torrents forced the orcs to leave their homes and build new tribes to catch fish, make salt, burn pottery, herd sheep, farm, build cities... Of course, the most important thing is to feed the neighbors. The dog (not really) Every day in the beast world is busy and fulfilling. This small world has also turned from nothing into a holy place that everyone yearns for. [Dog version] Langze has never thought about joining any tribe. He no longer has a tribe. He just wants to be a lone traveler, looking for his people in the boundless orc continent. Only that is the mission he will never abandon. He doesn't care about other people's opinions, and doesn't care about the life and death of the group of orcs who fled with him. This is just a place where he temporarily stays and can leave at any time. However, the little sub-orc who always has a warm smile suddenly broke into his... The sun and the moon in the world are replaced every day. His silver moon has risen again. Edible Guide: 1. Sunny white-haired snow leopard bottom X beautiful strong and miserable [bold] black-haired white wolf top 2. Slow to warm up, 1v1, the main text does not give birth to children 3. The bottom cannot be kneaded by others, is not a saint and is not bloodthirsty. There is a brief struggle between seeing killing and killing with one's own hands for the first time 4. The top is a little indifferent and world-weary in the early stage because of his previous experience, but he was soon warmed up by Bai Bai ~ a small redemption 5. Please do not imitate all the techniques in the article. The author does not guarantee to teach or learn ~ Mine Clearing Guide: 1. [Private settings] There are tribes, cities, slaves, and cannot accept thousands of slaves. Don't go in (but if you go in, we can work together to make life better) (dog head 2. [Unreliable] The background is the Orc Continent. The protagonist was a Blue Star person before crossing over. He has nothing to do with the Earth. The reason why he can describe it is because the author is an Earth person. Please don't try to use this novel to learn about Earth history and biology. 3. [The whole text is fictional] The whole era is in a chaotic stage. There are many unconnected tribes on the big map. The social system of each tribe is very different. There are small tribes similar to public ownership, and there are tribes (cities) with rich private property similar to slavery. PS: There are still tribes and slaves on Earth. With the Monarch------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Pre-collected copy] [I am picking up trash on the island] Copy 1: The game anchor Qi You is inexplicably involved in a doomsday survival game called "Doomsday Island". [Starting with an island, all resources are collected by picking up. This is a brand new version that the people of Blue Star have never played. If you are brothers, conquer the sea together! ] Qi You: "..." The game advertisement is a bit inferior, but it's not a big problem. Collecting materials, expanding the island, upgrading houses, farming and breeding... Qi You's operation is smooth, isn't it a farming game? He is familiar with it. So, when the majority of players are still struggling on the line of food and clothing, the game boss Qi You has been lying on the soft big bed, enjoying the air conditioning and stroking the cat. "Knock knock knock!" There was a sudden strange knock on the door outside the house on the isolated island, and Qi You put down the little black cat with a black face. "Meigu, it's time to work." In the thick fog, countless hideous shadows with unclear outlines, one after another They are constantly approaching the island. Behind them, a bigger storm is brewing... The night on the island is destined not to be peaceful. ===================Text 2: Qi You, who was out picking up trash, picked up a little black cat fighting with a pheasant. Qi You pinched the black cat's neck skin, weighed it, and said expressionlessly: "It's too thin, fatten it up before eating." Black cat: "..." Being able to have a cat of your own is Qi You's greatest happiness in the game. Even the [Allergy] debuff on his head has become cute. But Who can tell him why his cat can change into a human? Qi You closed his eyes: "Coal Ball, change back." A "Coal Ball" picked up the young man and tossed him up: "Not bad, you've grown meat and are ready to eat." Qi You: "..." Cold-hearted but bashful, black cat-bashing top. Eating guide: 1.1v1, slow-paced farming, green game, the bottom will not reach the maximum level at the start [emphasis]. 2. The bottom is obsessed with cats, and the top is not a human and doesn't like to be a human. 3. The game world does not follow physical rules and logic, and the system is a decoration. Concept: Even in the face of difficulties, we must move forward courageously.
[Double Male Lead 1v1|Double Strong|Double Clean|Sweet Love|Main Attack]
Read the guide:
This is a sweet pet story. The protagonist will not blindly abuse the scumbag, is not a scumbag-abusing machine, and does not have mysterious self-confidence.
Book lovers who pursue excitement and love to abuse scumbags should read with caution.
The background of the small world is all fictional. The two protagonists travel through time at the same time. The wife's soul is not sliced, and her personality will be different in each life.
The protagonist's spirit is set as a demon spirit, with unstable values, bad personality, doing whatever he wants, and only loving his wife.
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*In the first life, his wife was the second male lead, a poison doctor who he could not love, and his boss was a cold-blooded killer who was extremely poisonous.
The first time being a killer Yi: Wife, look at me, look at me, I am seriously poisoned, please give me some milk.
Cen Jinshu: Ever since I met this killer, I have been taking pulses, preparing medicines, boiling medicines, and adjusting prescriptions every day... I can't see anything else except this "sickly" killer who is extremely poisonous.
*In his second life, his wife was a half-demon prince with the blood of a celestial fox, his boss was a state teacher who nearly died in the catastrophe of becoming a true immortal, and Si Mo Ling Yi was forced to pretend to be an immortal.
Si Yi: As long as I don’t speak, no one can break my magical filter.
Chu Xunzhou: You can talk, I don’t mind.
Si Yi: I mind...
*In the third life, his wife is a frustrated cannon fodder idol, and his boss is a bankrupt president with huge debts.
Si Yi: My wife is so miserable.
Tang Huan: This person is so pitiful.
The male protagonist Yu, who was eaten and taken away and almost lost his true love: Who is miserable? Say it again, who is miserable?
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Original title: "Quick Wear: When Your Wife is a Professional Villain"
Alias: "Quick Transmigration: The Villain Husband is the Real Boss"