Life is always full of surprises. Su Bei has transmigrated, the thing is he has transmigrated into all kinds of worlds to captivate the male lead! When he finds that the first target is a villain, Su Bei still tries to comfort himself in his heart that the one in the next world would be better. But reality slaps him right in the face. So it turns out the next is always more villainous. Su Bei has taken the captivating-the-villainous-male-lead way down and could never turn back. But who could tell him why every villain he has to captivate is actually the damn same one??? When he is pinned down by the villain for the 108th time, Su Bei feels like weeping but has no tears, “Villain, please go easy on me!”

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)

He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.

He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…

“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.

All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.

“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”

Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.

“Brother, you…”

Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT

Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.

The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)

Those “shortsighted” men: …

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!

This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.

In any case, he can afford him!

With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.

* *

Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…”

He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….

I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh?

Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.

Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?

System: No way! Absolutely not!

In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.

Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.

[No one messes with my star student!]

In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.

Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.

I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!

[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]

In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.

Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.

To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”

Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”

Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people.

One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.

Wen Jianyan: “…..”

A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.

He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts.

Sooner or later this guy will overturn!

There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day.

But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?

【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】

【Reward: Unknown】

【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】

【Reward: Unknown】

Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch!

The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations:

“How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.”

Wen Jianyan: “…..”

I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.

— Don’t come here!

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:

His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

[Double Male Lead 1v1｜Double Strong｜Double Clean｜Sweet Love｜Main Attack]

Read the guide:

This is a sweet pet story. The protagonist will not blindly abuse the scumbag, is not a scumbag-abusing machine, and does not have mysterious self-confidence.

Book lovers who pursue excitement and love to abuse scumbags should read with caution.

The background of the small world is all fictional. The two protagonists travel through time at the same time. The wife's soul is not sliced, and her personality will be different in each life.

The protagonist's spirit is set as a demon spirit, with unstable values, bad personality, doing whatever he wants, and only loving his wife.

——

*In the first life, his wife was the second male lead, a poison doctor who he could not love, and his boss was a cold-blooded killer who was extremely poisonous.

The first time being a killer Yi: Wife, look at me, look at me, I am seriously poisoned, please give me some milk.

Cen Jinshu: Ever since I met this killer, I have been taking pulses, preparing medicines, boiling medicines, and adjusting prescriptions every day... I can't see anything else except this "sickly" killer who is extremely poisonous.

*In his second life, his wife was a half-demon prince with the blood of a celestial fox, his boss was a state teacher who nearly died in the catastrophe of becoming a true immortal, and Si Mo Ling Yi was forced to pretend to be an immortal.

Si Yi: As long as I don’t speak, no one can break my magical filter.

Chu Xunzhou: You can talk, I don’t mind.

Si Yi: I mind...

*In the third life, his wife is a frustrated cannon fodder idol, and his boss is a bankrupt president with huge debts.

Si Yi: My wife is so miserable.

Tang Huan: This person is so pitiful.

The male protagonist Yu, who was eaten and taken away and almost lost his true love: Who is miserable? Say it again, who is miserable?

………………

Original title: "Quick Wear: When Your Wife is a Professional Villain"

Alias: "Quick Transmigration: The Villain Husband is the Real Boss"

[Seme Protagonist]

Rong Shi had always been a prodigy—handsome, ruthless, brilliant in combat, and promoted to Major General before the age of thirty. He was widely acknowledged as a top-tier Alpha. But a sudden entanglement in political power struggles, and his refusal to accept a forced match, landed him in prison.

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the age of eighteen.

Looking at the freshly delivered acceptance letter, he decided to keep a low profile and investigate the truth behind everything.

At the opening ceremony, Rong Shi’s single sentence—

“I’m just here to kill time.”

—caused an uproar.

Rumors of cheating on the entrance exam, being a worthless coward, and being the son of a deserter spread like wildfire across the military academy.

He thought he was already low-key enough—but Omega students kept stopping him to confess their love.

“I like Alphas,” Rong Shi said lazily, pointing into the crowd.

“Especially the beautiful and s**tty kind.”

Song Yu: “???”

As the Empire’s second prince, Song Yu had always outshone the crown prince. To avoid being too eye-catching, he enrolled in the military academy under a hidden identity.

On his very first day, a ridiculously handsome Alpha confessed to him.

Song Yu: “Sure, let’s get married.”

Rong Shi: “???”

Omegas: “?!!!”

During a simulated battle, Rong Shi’s team was nearly wiped out. At the last second, he pulled out his blade and turned the tide.

Teammates: “Holy sh*t! You’re actually a boss?!”

Rong Shi passed by, face cold: “An accident.”

#I didn’t mean to do it. My hands moved on their own.#

Rong Shi had a white moonlight he’d never met before and always imagined them as a sweet, cute Omega.

Wanting to make up for the regrets of his previous life, he decided to finally meet them in person.

[Lil Rich O, wanna meet up?]

Right after he sent the message, he heard Song Yu’s terminal chime.

Song Yu glanced at it, leaned in, and asked,

“Hey, what do you need to watch out for when meeting an Omega IRL?”

Rong Shi: “…He might not want to meet you anymore.”

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending.

Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated.

His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit…

He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students…

He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years.

At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down.

Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man.

…

Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???”

Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student.

Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?”

Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.”

*T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly.

**T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.