“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…

What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…

Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…

He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”

…

[Seme Protagonist]

Rong Shi had always been a prodigy—handsome, ruthless, brilliant in combat, and promoted to Major General before the age of thirty. He was widely acknowledged as a top-tier Alpha. But a sudden entanglement in political power struggles, and his refusal to accept a forced match, landed him in prison.

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the age of eighteen.

Looking at the freshly delivered acceptance letter, he decided to keep a low profile and investigate the truth behind everything.

At the opening ceremony, Rong Shi’s single sentence—

“I’m just here to kill time.”

—caused an uproar.

Rumors of cheating on the entrance exam, being a worthless coward, and being the son of a deserter spread like wildfire across the military academy.

He thought he was already low-key enough—but Omega students kept stopping him to confess their love.

“I like Alphas,” Rong Shi said lazily, pointing into the crowd.

“Especially the beautiful and s**tty kind.”

Song Yu: “???”

As the Empire’s second prince, Song Yu had always outshone the crown prince. To avoid being too eye-catching, he enrolled in the military academy under a hidden identity.

On his very first day, a ridiculously handsome Alpha confessed to him.

Song Yu: “Sure, let’s get married.”

Rong Shi: “???”

Omegas: “?!!!”

During a simulated battle, Rong Shi’s team was nearly wiped out. At the last second, he pulled out his blade and turned the tide.

Teammates: “Holy sh*t! You’re actually a boss?!”

Rong Shi passed by, face cold: “An accident.”

#I didn’t mean to do it. My hands moved on their own.#

Rong Shi had a white moonlight he’d never met before and always imagined them as a sweet, cute Omega.

Wanting to make up for the regrets of his previous life, he decided to finally meet them in person.

[Lil Rich O, wanna meet up?]

Right after he sent the message, he heard Song Yu’s terminal chime.

Song Yu glanced at it, leaned in, and asked,

“Hey, what do you need to watch out for when meeting an Omega IRL?”

Rong Shi: “…He might not want to meet you anymore.”

When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.

There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!

He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!

Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.

And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—

The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…

“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”

Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.

However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.

After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”

Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”

…

Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.

Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.

Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”

He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending.

Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated.

His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit…

He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students…

He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years.

At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down.

Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man.

…

Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???”

Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student.

Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?”

Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.”

*T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly.

**T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.

This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.

Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.

Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?

System: No way! Absolutely not!

In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.

Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.

[No one messes with my star student!]

In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.

Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.

I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!

[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]

In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.

Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.

To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”

Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.

This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.

Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.

Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”

Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.

However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.

Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”

Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.

The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.

In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.