Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)
He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.
He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…
“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.
All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.
“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”
Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.
“Brother, you…”
Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT
Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.
The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)
Those “shortsighted” men: …
Within the Immortal Realm, there were nine thousand major realms, with three thousand at the top, three thousand in the middle, and three thousand at the bottom, along with countless minor realms.
In Xu Ziqing’s previous life, he was sickly. In this life, he originally thought about passing his days freely amongst the scenery in between the mountains and rivers, but unexpectedly, the year he turned thirteen years old, in just a single morning, his life became a fantasy.
If your body had Spiritual Roots, then you had to set foot on the path to immortality. If you were unwilling to do so, you would become a rock under someone else’s foot. Thus, he could only push forward against the currents trying to push him backward, repeatedly overcoming the obstacles in his way.
Under the Tianzun, all were insects. Xu Ziqing’s life was like dust, but he wanted to hold fast to his sense of self, following his heart to pursue his Path, turning his body into one like a kunpeng’s, quickly advancing, and traveling everywhere underneath the nine skies!
Meng Yang had done a lot of s*upid and wrong things in his life. Jumping around like a clown, annoying and unpleasant. Only after his tragic death did he know that he was a cannon fodder written in a book who only existed to set off the protagonist shou.
Although he certainly had done things to hate, the protagonist gong and the protagonist shou were not totally innocent. The protagonist gong betrayed him first, then the protagonist shou framed him. So when he was reborn, he decided…
Marry the protagonist gong’s rich father and give the protagonist a few younger brothers to divide the property.
He wanted to be pregnant soon but thinking that the old man was getting older it would be more difficult. But he didn’t expect that the old man was not only strong, he was even more handsome than the protagonist gong. The steady momentum and charm of that mature man was so attractive that a certain person couldn’t close their legs…ahhhh, he accidentally told the truth. He just couldn’t hold his mouth.
Luo Xiu and his ex-wife had been in a business marriage and were divorced for many years. He really did not expect that he would marry a boy so much younger than him, that he would become an extra son to raise.
He just didn’t expect this delicate and tender little guy to be so attractive, making him pamper him and spoil him and eventually take his heart.
The washed-up magician Zong Jiu transmigrated into a horror, infinite flow novel about a survival show, taking the place of the cannon fodder who died tragically in the first evaluation round. This show was very interesting. Out of the tens of thousands of people, only a hundred people could survive, and the c-position (strongest contender) could even get a universal wish ticket.
If it were someone else, they’d probably be scared to death.
No one expected that Zong Jiu was not only unafraid, but also caused a sensational stir, shamelessly showing off his tricks the whole way.
Once his tricks stopped, and his life could be considered safe and sound, he ended up in a rivalry with the novel’s big villain.
Today you try to get at me, tomorrow I’ll get you back, back and forth, it’s pretty fun, heh.
As a result, though it was just playing around, one time they got carried away and really did end up sleeping together. Watching the nemesis who was pressing him to the ground, Zong Jiu lazily lifted his gaze. “If you want to kill me then kill me, don’t speak nonsense.” Even when at a disadvantage, he showed no trace of fear, and actually continued to provoke him.
That person used his ice-cold finger to trace his ear, and the action heading toward the aorta suddenly stopped.
“What a pity. I’ve changed my mind.”
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He was once very willing to personally give Zong Jiu death. Every day, he used to regret not gouging out his flesh, personally snapping his neck. But after this person fell into his hands, another, more urgent desire grew like weeds.
Compared to winning or losing, he would rather see him crying and panting, with eyes red, begging for mercy.
What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!
This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.
In any case, he can afford him!
With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.
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Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…”
He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!
His filming opportunities were taken by others; his boyfriend cheated on him; he gave up a rich, tall handsome fiance and devoted himself to a scumbag. In the end, he was beaten to death by the scumbag. Yan Qing Chi felt that although this danmei cannon fodder supporting male that he transmigrated into was troublesome, it was kind of tragic that he died like this through his own actions.
So, the first thing that Yan Qing Chi did after taking over this body was to catch them in the act and beat up the scumbag! The second thing that he did, was to agree to the marriage proposal from the aristocratic fiance.
However, Yan Qing Chi stared down at his big belly. Who can tell him what the heck this was?! Don’t tell him that he transmigrated into a mpreg novel???
Standing on the side, the tall, rich, and handsome Film Emperor Jiang asked carefully, “Babe, do you want a boy or a girl?”
Yan Qing Chi: Do I want a WHAT?!
A waste wood that traverses into a continent of consecration, how about the truth of your sister?
After a colorful glow, Yang Zhen hung up the sky directly!
The exercises he has seen are directly full of quality and full of grades, and he can’t even learn!
The panacea he refined not only brought back to life, but also stayed young forever, how many princesses are struggling for each other, and all conditions are willing to agree!
The weapon he forged, hit the king emperor of the gods, and poke the Huangquan ghost prison, each one made the world tremble, and the gods and demons retreated!
Cough…
“I never act as a pig, because I am a real cow!”
On his 17th birthday, Shen Chi was kicked out by the Shen family.
He bought himself an innocent and beautiful virtual girlfriend.
From then on, the poor little guy would always get lucky somehow.
When he couldn’t afford a computer, he accidentally won a computer worth tens of thousands of dollars.
when spending his birthday alone in a rented house he received an expensive adult gift.
When the game broadcast platform delayed his wages, it was acquired the next day.
Until the double row live, he shyly introduced to the audience. “My girlfriend.”
Especially innocent ~
However, a man’s lazy and low voice came from the microphone: “Correction, it’s boyfriend.”
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As the future head of the Yan family, Yan Xue Xiao was still studying abroad when he ran into a kid who added the wrong number.
He wanted him to stop worrying about making a living.
He wanted to let him live with pride and recklessness.
He also wants to give the teenager the best thing.
Step by step spreading bait circles into his home.
The whole world knows the news that Yan Xuexiao returned to power, and the Shen family is no exception. They gritted their teeth and bought valuable ancient and famous paintings to please him, only to find that the teenager the man was holding tenderly –
It seems to be the one they abandoned …… Shen Chi.
[The young Shen Chi thought he would rot and take root in stagnant water, until he saw the moon in the sky running towards him]
The lonely young master was attacked by X step by step
Ling JingXuan, a secret international doctor and killer. Can save people with one hand and kill with the other. Right or wrong, both paths without exception would cause people to be terror stricken. One morning he crossed over, with only four bare walls for a home and was also given two free stir fried little buns. Ling Jingxuan can’t help but be speechless.This life, can this pit be any bigger?
Yan Chengrui, Qing dynasty’s only prince with a title of General. On his first mishap on a mission, a good man forcibly became a slave wife. There was no one who was not disappointed from the imperial family. But, don’t know when slave wife learned it but poison concubine’s poison was incomparable, who dares to try to straighten him out?
“What? 30 Wen? You’re robbing from people, so expensive!”
One day of the month of a certain year, Ling Jingxuan takes the two little buns to the market to buy living necessities.These five year old little buns after hearing the price have to hold back their red faces. Fried little hands rigidly held onto the broken wallet, Ling Jingxuan suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears. Sons, we earned money but not spending it, don’t tell me its left for the foals?
At the end, it was obvious they carried two liang of silver. Stuff that was sold at the last minute were the cheapest. Seeing the smile of satisfaction from the little fried buns, Ling Jingxuan secretly vowed. One day he would develop them into super meat buns,a rich 2nd generation family!
Xu He had been his sister’s control group since he was a child. His elder sister was fair, juicy and good at giving birth. She was the heart of the Xu family, a flower in the village, and the talented people who wanted to marry her lined up from the village to the back of the mountain.
The little brother was only good at cooking, and he was busy from the stove to the field all day long, and no one paid attention to his disheveled face. People in the village talked after dinner, how the same parents had two very different children. With his sister as a comparison, it must be more difficult for He ge’er to marry.
However, there were many young men looking for Xu He, but these people who got close to him were all to find out about his sister. Xu He had been used to it for many years, but recently, even Zhang Fangyuan, who was not doing business in the village, wanted to get something from him.
After inquiring, he tried to hide, but he was stuck on the way home, but the man said: “He ge’er, your cooking is delicious, and it will be even better if you are my fulang.”