The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.

Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.

Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?

System: No way! Absolutely not!

In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.

Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.

[No one messes with my star student!]

In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.

Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.

I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!

[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]

In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.

Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.

To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”

Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”

Because of a shocking group s*x scandal, two male actors took the initiative to bind themselves together. It’s a story about their sweet and professional life together.

A typical but not very traditional entertainment novel.

The jokes might be old, but they’re sweet.

The Third Prince, Zong Luo and the King of Beining, Yu Beizhou, have been at odds with each other.

Water and fire were never compatible. Their tit for tat confrontation was exhaustible.

Unfortunately, things went awry. After an imperial edict came, Zong Luo laughed facing the heavens. His ink hair was scattered, he closed his eyes, and committed suicide under the city gate.

However, he woke up again.

Following that, he became entwined with Yu Beizhou once more, till death eventually came upon him.

His enemy’s face was stunning, flamboyant, and sinful. Only after staring at him did he only notice a little bit of light floating within his unfathomable eyes.

“Senior martial brother,” Yu Beizhou said in a low voice, grasped his sword in hand, and touched his eyebrows intimately, “We meet again.”

…….

That night, Zong Luo had a dream.

He dreamed that after his death, the man sewed up his uncollected body, and kept it in an ice coffin for nine years.

Glory, wealth, and world domination that will last for thousands of generations- Zong Luo didn’t want it, but Yu Beizhou got it all.

However, no one knows that after going to court every day, after the tyrant dismissed the palace servants, he would walk into the cold bedchamber alone.

“Senior martial brother, it’s already nine years.” Yet it’s still so cold no matter how warm it is.

“I hate you so much.” He held the body in his arms and muttered to himself.

-Hate is the strongest form of love-

Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal

[No CP, but there are some emotional lines. No CP just means there is no partner. Single arrow, dense Shura field, non-traditional mythology, contains various stews (BL, GL, etc.), many OOC, do not enter if you are not interested]

When I opened my eyes, I turned into Gaia, the mother of the earth in Greek mythology, but unfortunately I turned into a male.

Gaia looked at her reflection and fell into deep thought, and asked: How could a male god give birth to three gods: sky, mountains and ocean?

This is the beginning of Greek mythology. The law requires him to fulfill the original duties of the goddess of the earth, including initiating changes in several generations of gods until Zeus ascends the throne and the pantheon gets back on track.

Gaia lay on the grass without any grace, thinking that this was his world and it should start from him.

Without Mother Earth, are you ready to feel the heavy love of Father?

It is said that Garlan, believed to be the child of destiny, returned to his distant past life in order to break the curse that ensured his death upon reaching adulthood. He valiantly battled his arch-enemy, vied for the throne, and sought to save a kingdom on the brink of destruction. However, he was defeated by his arch-enemy four times. Upon being reborn once more, he felt incapable of defeating his nemesis and was determined to escape, yearning for a life of freedom and happiness.

Yet, in this lifetime, his former arch-enemy became a loyal follower. Pushed by the people around him, he unwittingly embarked on the treacherous and glorious path to the throne, filled with thorns and honor. A millennium later, the song of the “Wise King” still echoed throughout the land.

This story depicts the journey of a reborn youth who, with the support of numerous followers and the protection of his once-enemy-turned-loyal-ally, gradually transformed from a young prince into a wise and noble ruler.

The writing in this text is delicate, with an intriguing and captivating plot that maintains a sense of grandeur. It subtly carries the style of ancient European and Eurasian epic legends, with meticulous descriptions of scenes and emotions, creating vivid imagery. Through the words, one can experience the distinct charm of the fantasy Eurasian era.

Each character in the story possesses distinct traits, and the interactions between the protagonist and his ally are filled with sweetness and charm.