Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.
Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..
He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.
Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—
The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of the Immortal Gate was established for him;
His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms
The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;
The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;
The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;
The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.
It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.
Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg
Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending.
Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated.
His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit…
He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students…
He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years.
At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down.
Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man.
…
Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???”
Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student.
Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?”
Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.”
*T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly.
**T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.
The MC entered the body of the An family eldest son, An Ziran, an arrogant 16 years old boy who weighed 78 kg (~171-172 lbs), who only knew how to eat, play and sleep. Seeing his current body, An Ziran decided his first priority was to LOSE WEIGHT!
Three days later after he became An Ziran, An Ziran’s father and his biological mother died, which meant as the eldest son he had to take over the family business.
Beside his legitimate first wife, An Ziran’s father also married 3 others women, who all wanted to take over the An family fortune but only the eldest son could be able to touch it, therefore they have to depend on An Ziran in order to live a comfortable life.
An Ziran’s father also had an older brother who is always planning to steal the An family fortune. The elder brother of An Ziran’s father and the woman he married had powerful connections. In order to save the An family fortune, An Ziran has to find a golden thigh to cling on. The butler told An Ziran that there is an engagement between the An family and an influential family. Therefore he takes his sister to that family house to make a connection.
However, during their journey, An Ziran’s younger sister overheard that the son of that family is UGLY, so as a beautiful and spoiled young lady coming from a rich household, she didn’t want to marry him and decided to run away. Without any other choice, An Ziran had to take his sister’s place and marry that man, who told him that he would let him go soon, but lied.
The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:
“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.
“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”
Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.
He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–
A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!
The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.
This was one of the greatest discoveries in archeological history, and when everything gets revealed, it might turn history upside down.
Qin Cheng followed his professor to Xi’an, where the buried treasuries of a tomb have been covered up for thousands of years. Then, strange and inexplicable events began to happen….
Every nerve of the archeologist trembled in excitement and fear, however, he was even more stunned when the sarcophagus suddenly opened, revealing an Emperor, who lived a thousand years ago, “sleeping” inside.
After that, his own heart remained there too……
[No CP, but there are some emotional lines. No CP just means there is no partner. Single arrow, dense Shura field, non-traditional mythology, contains various stews (BL, GL, etc.), many OOC, do not enter if you are not interested]
When I opened my eyes, I turned into Gaia, the mother of the earth in Greek mythology, but unfortunately I turned into a male.
Gaia looked at her reflection and fell into deep thought, and asked: How could a male god give birth to three gods: sky, mountains and ocean?
This is the beginning of Greek mythology. The law requires him to fulfill the original duties of the goddess of the earth, including initiating changes in several generations of gods until Zeus ascends the throne and the pantheon gets back on track.
Gaia lay on the grass without any grace, thinking that this was his world and it should start from him.
Without Mother Earth, are you ready to feel the heavy love of Father?
A young boy travels to the world of SEED and becomes Aslan's younger brother. He begins his fantasy life in SEED. Beautiful singers, mature queens, pure lolita, he is surrounded by women, trampling the protagonists of the anime under his feet, a fragrant SEED hunting journey.
Shi Qingyang, a commoner, had climbed up to be one of two strongest Rank 9 rad-energy fighters in whole country. However, he had focused too much on training strength when he was younger and dangerous flaws were hidden inside his body. Eventually, those he trusted betrayed him after a decisive battle. Then, his body collapsed and he turned into a waste, abandoned by fair-weather friends and loved ones.
After his death, Shi Qingyang opened his eyes again. He had returned to the year when his parents died. He vowed that he would never make the same mistakes again and he would never lightly forgive those who had harmed him. But now, his first and foremost task was to fill up his belly.
As for where to find food… In the past, he had refused the help of others because of his so-called pride. This time, he needed to hold on to the Cheng family gentleman who was a waste! At least, he wouldn’t be hungry like he had been in his previous life!
Obtaining food, exercise equipment, opportunities to become stronger, and finally, even a wife
Because of a shocking group s*x scandal, two male actors took the initiative to bind themselves together. It’s a story about their sweet and professional life together.
A typical but not very traditional entertainment novel.
The jokes might be old, but they’re sweet.