Zhang Sushang travelled through time.
He became separated from his family by a hundred years, his body gained two layers of fat, his BMI seriously exceeded the standard, his health was worrying, he was cut off from his family here, and he lost his source of income, causing him to be on the verge of starvation!
Picking up his pen in despair, Zhang Sushang could only hope to save his stomach with novels.
Right, he also needed to lose weight — too much fat would lead to fatty liver and the three highs of metabolic syndrome: high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high levels of fat in the blood. If he wanted to see his family again, he had to make sure that he lived to see the next millennium!
The Winter Olympic Games were still two or three years away. If his dad was here, with the excellent fitness of an astronaut and the skills of a figure skating champion, he would definitely be able to win an Olympic gold medal. As for himself, he had only trained until he was sixteen years old, when he had to retire due to developmental issues. His highest achievement was a mere triple axel, so he could only write novels to fill his stomach.
Wait, could anyone jump a 3A right now?
At this time, no Chinese person had ever appeared at the Olympics. If a miracle could happen early, even a salted fish would fight for it.
And Zhang Sushang was no salted fish.
This was one of the greatest discoveries in archeological history, and when everything gets revealed, it might turn history upside down.
Qin Cheng followed his professor to Xi’an, where the buried treasuries of a tomb have been covered up for thousands of years. Then, strange and inexplicable events began to happen….
Every nerve of the archeologist trembled in excitement and fear, however, he was even more stunned when the sarcophagus suddenly opened, revealing an Emperor, who lived a thousand years ago, “sleeping” inside.
After that, his own heart remained there too……
The MC entered the body of the An family eldest son, An Ziran, an arrogant 16 years old boy who weighed 78 kg (~171-172 lbs), who only knew how to eat, play and sleep. Seeing his current body, An Ziran decided his first priority was to LOSE WEIGHT!
Three days later after he became An Ziran, An Ziran’s father and his biological mother died, which meant as the eldest son he had to take over the family business.
Beside his legitimate first wife, An Ziran’s father also married 3 others women, who all wanted to take over the An family fortune but only the eldest son could be able to touch it, therefore they have to depend on An Ziran in order to live a comfortable life.
An Ziran’s father also had an older brother who is always planning to steal the An family fortune. The elder brother of An Ziran’s father and the woman he married had powerful connections. In order to save the An family fortune, An Ziran has to find a golden thigh to cling on. The butler told An Ziran that there is an engagement between the An family and an influential family. Therefore he takes his sister to that family house to make a connection.
However, during their journey, An Ziran’s younger sister overheard that the son of that family is UGLY, so as a beautiful and spoiled young lady coming from a rich household, she didn’t want to marry him and decided to run away. Without any other choice, An Ziran had to take his sister’s place and marry that man, who told him that he would let him go soon, but lied.
When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.
There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!
He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!
Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.
And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—
The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…
“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”
Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.
However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.
After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”
Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”
…
Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.
Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.
Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”
He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.
Yu Qunqing opened his eyes and found himself reborn in his own residential complex, covering over 10,000 square meters.
It had been three months since the natural disaster struck. The neighbors had all fled, monsters swarmed outside, and in three days, a terrifying rainstorm, followed by a long drought, would arrive.
But then another voice echoed in Yu Qunqing's mind:
"Ding Dong! Congratulations on restarting your casual game system."
"We've downloaded the match-3 home renovation game 'Mediterranean Housekeeper Love Elimination'."
Complete a level to earn a hexagram, which can be used to repair the first-floor fence and defend against mutated monsters.
Two hexagrams activate the elevator and travel to a new area.
"We need plants to embellish the community flower beds! Spend your hexagrams to decorate the community flower beds! Choose one of 'Fiery Red Azalea', 'Charming Blue Rose', or 'Vibrant Baby's Breath'!"
Thus, in the apocalypse, a fortress with sufficient water and electricity, an impenetrable (and beautiful!) structure, was built.
Outside the community, a group of seriously injured survivors approached, their support supported. As they gazed at the pleasant warmth and vibrant flowers of the residential complex, hope for survival finally ignited in their hearts.
Later, Yu Qunqing singled out his friends from his past life among the survivors. They were now weak and vulnerable to oppression.
And none of the tragedies of this life would befall them.
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Reading Tips:
*Main storyline: adventure and renovation, set in a completely fictional city
*Descriptions of the team and ordinary people
*Yu Qunqing and She Lulang, a long-lasting love story, a double rebirth
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Many years later, Chi Ye Tan blocked Gu Han in the office and asked him, "Do you still remember who I am?"
Gu Han was still as gentle as before, and smiled and said, "I remember."
Chi Ye Tan hated the fact that Gu Han was gentle to everyone, and asked with gritted teeth, "Gu Han, do you care?"
Gu Han said softly, "Yes..."
Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.
Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?
System: No way! Absolutely not!
In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.
Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.
[No one messes with my star student!]
In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.
Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.
I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!
[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]
In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.
Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.
To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”
Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”
It took Gu Yu twenty years to realize that he turned out to be the vicious cannon fodder male supporting role in a novel.
Forcing the protagonist to sign a contract, and being playful and affectionate, he ended up with his family ruined and his family destroyed.
Just as he was about to establish a good relationship with the protagonist Gong and take advantage of the loopholes in the plot,
Who would have thought that the protagonist Gong in the book, and the ruthless boss who did not get along with the protagonist in the end, was actually his ex-boyfriend who was abandoned by him in high school? !
Oh ho!
Gu Yu: Thank you for the invitation, please don’t bother me.
Gu Yu, who was forced to follow the plot, faced the furious protagonist Gong who seemed to be about to commit murder in the next second. His ex-boyfriend,
With the wife of the future protagonist Gong in his arms, his current gossip partner, he numbly recited the lines: “I warn you, this is my man.”
Seeing Fu Yeyu, who was blazing in the eyes of the opposite party, who could pounce on him and tear him apart in the next second, he couldn’t help but reflect on himself: Why can’t I think about the protagonist’s attack? !
The main attack, the idler should be the heartless attack × the irritable boss suffers
Gu Yu×Fu Huayu
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Conception: go round and round, or return to the original origin
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Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.
Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..
He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.
Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—
The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of the Immortal Gate was established for him;
His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms
The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;
The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;
The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;
The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.
It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.
Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg