Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones…

Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

n a time when the Divine Prefectures of the East Sea were in great disarray, Emperor Ye Qing and Donghuang the Great appeared to save the day. Under their rule, the prefectures united and all nations as well as their kings have been controlled. However, the legend of these two great heroes becomes altered when Emperor Ye Qing’s name is wiped from the history books after his sudden death. All statues and images of him were destroyed and his name a taboo. Only the legend of Donghuang the Great shall live on.

Fifteen years later, a young man by the name of Ye Futian begins his journey in search for his true identity. The legend of Futian was going to be one for the history books.

“Shameless Xia Ping, not only did you steal my martial arts manual and medicinal pills, you even took my fiancée! We’re not finished!”

“He’s the embarrassment of the Martial Way and a parasite of the human race. A complete scumbag.”

“There’s nothing that he won’t do. Not only would he not help an old person cross the road, he would even steal the lollipop of a three year old.”

“He causes problems everywhere. All of the geniuses of those big families have been beaten up by him before. Now, he’s no longer tolerated by either humans or gods!”

Countless martial arts experts of Yanhuang Star hated Xia Ping down to the very bone. They were just itching to completely crush him into pieces.

As for Xia Ping? Facing the hatred of so many people, he just calmly pulled up the interface of the “Grand Hatred System” and looked at all the wonderful things there. He rubbed his chin, “I’ve already saved up so many Hatred Points. What should I exchange for now?

Saint-grade medicinal pills? Or perhaps that Primordial Pill? The peerless martial art skill, Tathagata Palm also seems pretty good too. But then there’s that divine weapon, the Cosmic Cauldron. It really is too difficult to choose!”

After picking up a phone on the streets, Feng Yuchen was sent to the world of High School of the Dead. He, along with 100 people, have to travel through various worlds, fight and solve quests in order to survive.

Whoever dies in that world, would be teleported back to the real world without memories of what happened before and die in an accident one year later.

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

When he first arrived at the fantasy world, he was a loser. The only way to change his fate was to recruit 108 disciples and pass on the 108 great ways of inheritance.

But Ye Bei's life was exhausted and he never saw this day.

Just three hundred years after his death.

All disciples have inherited and cultivated the tradition.

He defied fate and returned to fantasy.

But discovered the fantasy continent at this moment.

It has been occupied by the disciples.

The eldest disciple is the Supreme Demon Sect, commanding thousands of demons in the world.

The second disciple, Sword Saint Divine Realm, formed the 13th Division to attack.

The third disciple is a peak martial god, who can sweep across the heavens with one move.

…

Ye Bei: You guys have done all the pretentiousness, but what about me?

All the disciples knelt down instantly: "Disciples dare not, the sky is big, the earth is big, but Master is the greatest!"

Asura – proud, warlike, cruel, heartless.

A young adult with a mysterious background follows his father’s prophecy and enters the world of «Rebirth», somehow managing to inherit the Xuanyuan Sword, and also unexpectedly obtaining the hidden class Asura.

Following the tracks of both virtual and reality he gradually discovers a secret hidden for the past billion years.

Asura, the class that used to shake the lands has now completely disappeared. He must now go on a journey to find the true meaning of Asura—until the day he transforms and becomes one with Asura.

Queen Medusa: "Who are you?" Wu Tian: "My name is Wu Tian, ​​and I am the guardian spirit of the Snake-People Queens for generations!" Queen Medusa: "Then how did you get in?" Wu Tian: "Whoosh—like a rocket, I came in!"

[Invincible + Relaxed and Cool + Push All the Way]

Traveled through time and became a disciple of the Demon Sect.

I wanted to keep a low profile, but ended up being surrounded by evildoers.

The eldest sister is a princess of the Demon Kingdom and inherits the Demon Emperor's legacy.

The second senior sister is the daughter of Tiandu, who can poison an entire city with a wave of her hand.

The third senior sister possesses the blood of the demon phoenix, and she can easily cause a nuclear war in the world.

The junior sister is the reincarnation of the Ice Queen, who can freeze thousands of miles in the blink of an eye.

The beautiful master was once a giant in the fairy world.

In desperation, the protagonist had to awaken the cheat system and shouted: Come on...

Qin Yang, who married a police officer, unexpectedly awakened the Part-Time King System.

Qin Yang only needs to complete the part-time missions issued by the system to receive random rewards.

The rewards include but are not limited to money, skills, equipment, and attributes.

Qin Yang originally thought he could get rich and reach the pinnacle of life by relying on the part-time system.

But he quickly realized something was wrong.

Why are the missions the system gives always related to criminal cases?

While delivering a package, he gets into a fierce gunfight with a robber;

While working on a construction site, a female corpse is found in the cement...

Police Station Chief: One or two times is a coincidence, but are all these times coincidences?

Netizens: How come the streamer is always at the crime scene? He must have done something wrong. We suggest a thorough investigation!

Police Officer Wife: Hey, follow me inside!

Qin Yang was also dumbfounded.

The shitty missions issued by the system, what do they have to do with me!