【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

Qin Yang, who married a police officer, unexpectedly awakened the Part-Time King System.

Qin Yang only needs to complete the part-time missions issued by the system to receive random rewards.

The rewards include but are not limited to money, skills, equipment, and attributes.

Qin Yang originally thought he could get rich and reach the pinnacle of life by relying on the part-time system.

But he quickly realized something was wrong.

Why are the missions the system gives always related to criminal cases?

While delivering a package, he gets into a fierce gunfight with a robber;

While working on a construction site, a female corpse is found in the cement...

Police Station Chief: One or two times is a coincidence, but are all these times coincidences?

Netizens: How come the streamer is always at the crime scene? He must have done something wrong. We suggest a thorough investigation!

Police Officer Wife: Hey, follow me inside!

Qin Yang was also dumbfounded.

The shitty missions issued by the system, what do they have to do with me!

As soon as he traveled through time, he was given the highest level of cultivation? And he also got a stunning wife for free? Chu Tiange said that this wave of time travel benefits is in place!

At the beginning, you will be hit in the face by the [Super Sign-in System]. It is your first sign-in, and your cultivation level will be maxed out in no time, making you invincible! Just when you are confused, a girl named Lin falls from the sky... Oh no, it is a stunning beauty who has been poisoned and is unconscious!

One night of romance? The man ran away, leaving behind only a jade pendant!

Chu Tiange said: An invincible life is so plain and boring...bullshit!

He had been staying in the valley for a year, with a mountain of magic skills and secret books, and elixirs and magic treasures as candy. Just when he was about to go out and have fun,... the courier arrived! The beautiful sister from a year ago appeared again! She was covered in wounds, and she stuffed him a delicate girl doll, shouted "take good care of her" and ran away again!

“???” Chu Tiange was completely dumbfounded when he saw the adorable baby in the cradle who looked almost exactly like him.

Well, the invincible boss turns into a new dad in seconds!

From then on, a legend appeared in the world of immortal cultivation: there was a mysterious young man holding a baby. He seemed ordinary, but in fact he was unfathomable!

Top-grade spiritual spring water to bathe the baby? Thousand-year-old spiritual milk as milk powder? Sign in to the god-level skills as literacy cards for the baby? These are all basic operations!

"Dad, that bad uncle glared at me!"

"Oh? I'll scatter the ashes for you!"

"Dad, this little glowing stone is so beautiful!"

"Daughter likes it? Take it! What? Innate spiritual treasure? Oh, then I'll give you another dozen!"

With your full level of cultivation and your adorable baby, embark on a relaxing and funny journey to find your wife! No matter if you are a prodigy from a holy land, an immortal dynasty, or a secluded old monster, if you dare to mess with my daughter, I will slap you to death!

Asura – proud, warlike, cruel, heartless.

A young adult with a mysterious background follows his father’s prophecy and enters the world of «Rebirth», somehow managing to inherit the Xuanyuan Sword, and also unexpectedly obtaining the hidden class Asura.

Following the tracks of both virtual and reality he gradually discovers a secret hidden for the past billion years.

Asura, the class that used to shake the lands has now completely disappeared. He must now go on a journey to find the true meaning of Asura—until the day he transforms and becomes one with Asura.

n a time when the Divine Prefectures of the East Sea were in great disarray, Emperor Ye Qing and Donghuang the Great appeared to save the day. Under their rule, the prefectures united and all nations as well as their kings have been controlled. However, the legend of these two great heroes becomes altered when Emperor Ye Qing’s name is wiped from the history books after his sudden death. All statues and images of him were destroyed and his name a taboo. Only the legend of Donghuang the Great shall live on.

Fifteen years later, a young man by the name of Ye Futian begins his journey in search for his true identity. The legend of Futian was going to be one for the history books.

After picking up a phone on the streets, Feng Yuchen was sent to the world of High School of the Dead. He, along with 100 people, have to travel through various worlds, fight and solve quests in order to survive.

Whoever dies in that world, would be teleported back to the real world without memories of what happened before and die in an accident one year later.

Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones…

Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

“Shameless Xia Ping, not only did you steal my martial arts manual and medicinal pills, you even took my fiancée! We’re not finished!”

“He’s the embarrassment of the Martial Way and a parasite of the human race. A complete scumbag.”

“There’s nothing that he won’t do. Not only would he not help an old person cross the road, he would even steal the lollipop of a three year old.”

“He causes problems everywhere. All of the geniuses of those big families have been beaten up by him before. Now, he’s no longer tolerated by either humans or gods!”

Countless martial arts experts of Yanhuang Star hated Xia Ping down to the very bone. They were just itching to completely crush him into pieces.

As for Xia Ping? Facing the hatred of so many people, he just calmly pulled up the interface of the “Grand Hatred System” and looked at all the wonderful things there. He rubbed his chin, “I’ve already saved up so many Hatred Points. What should I exchange for now?

Saint-grade medicinal pills? Or perhaps that Primordial Pill? The peerless martial art skill, Tathagata Palm also seems pretty good too. But then there’s that divine weapon, the Cosmic Cauldron. It really is too difficult to choose!”