Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones…

Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

Xuanmo is reborn as a black snake in the Ye family's Spirit Beast Valley. Due to premature birth, he is born with congenital deficiencies and is disliked by both humans and dogs.

Even with the 'God of Survival System' that grants an upgrade point per second, no one has activated it through a contract.

In her distress, Ye Feiyan, the reborn empress who once ruled the Nine Heavens Immortal Realm, came to contract a spirit beast.

Ye Feiyan: I'm making a pact with you only to appease your parents. I'll also help you, but whether it works out depends on your fate.

Looking at the already activated system, Xuanmo said: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Ye Feiyan: Actually, I am a reborn empress, and I have many enemies.

Looking at his already incredibly powerful level, Xuanmo said: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Ye Feiyan: This is the essence blood of a demon beast, which can help you improve your bloodline.

Looking at his bloodline, which had been upgraded to the Ancestral Dragon level, Xuanmo said: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

One day, Ye Feiyan's enemies from the upper realm suddenly descended to the lower realm to completely annihilate her.

Just as Ye Feiyan was in despair, Xuan Mo rose up with a startling aura, unleashing an aura that suppressed countless ages.

Xuanmo: You dare touch my dog?

The beings in the upper realm were shocked.

Looking at Xuan Mo, who was several times stronger than her in her previous life, Ye Feiyan instantly became a sycophant.

Ye Feiyan: Brother Mo, try some freshly picked grapes, I'll feed you.

Those sycophants who regarded Ye Feiyan as a goddess instantly collapsed, realizing they were no better than a snake.

Long Yan, who was sleeping in his dormitory, was suddenly jumped up from the ninth floor by a cute little girl named Yunyun who weighed only eighteen tons.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself as a baby?!

As he grew older, he discovered that he had been transported to the world of Super God Academy.

What made him even more desperate was that his parents died early in the line of duty, and his grandparents also slowly passed away due to old age.

And he! He waited for twenty years but still couldn't get his own cheat code.

Just when Longyan was completely giving up and waiting to die.

Ding! Host's tendency to slack off has been detected. To ensure after-sales service on Earth, the Primal Template System is activated!

Congratulations, host! You have received the newbie gift pack: the initial form of the King of Strength Dragon Flame template *1

System... if I didn't plan to just give up, would you have forgotten about me?! Waaaaah~~

Seeing his long-awaited cheat code activated, Long Yan burst into tears and said, "If you don't abandon me, I'm willing to become your godfather."

System: Get lost! The protagonist's parents are prone to early death.

Long Yan:.......

Morgana: An ordinary kingdom lasts only a thousand years, but the kingdom of God is eternal.

Long Yan: What's your name? Don't you know I graduated from high school and can't understand human speech?

Dukao: You're an Earthling too, we're all in this together!

Long Yan: First of all! You're not from Earth! Secondly, my grandfather was, but I wasn't... and now that he's gone... I'm definitely not from Earth either.

Angel Yan: Kid...

Long Yan: Enough talk! Let's have a spar first, so I can improve my fusion level!

New book: Pioneer Lord: My Empire Game System has reached 100,000 words and is now being recommended. Welcome to read!

[Purely satisfying read! Purely satisfying read! Purely satisfying read!]

Oggs transmigrates to the Dragon Ball world and obtains the Multiverse Shock System. By simply acquiring a certain amount of Shock Points in other worlds and completing World Shock Missions, he can obtain generous rewards such as increased combat power, Super Saiyan 1, Super Saiyan 2, and even subsequent realms.

Thus, the following series of events unfolded.

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Jujutsu Kaisen World:

Under Su Nuo's utterly shocked gaze, Oggs withstood countless slashes without moving an inch:

"You are the challenger."

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Demon Slayer World:

Muzan's face was filled with resentment as he growled at Oggs, "Damn it... if there were no sun..."

"Oh?" Oggs smiled knowingly. "You mean... the sun is your weakness?"

After speaking, before anyone could react, he slowly raised his right arm, energy gathering in his palm, and pointed it towards the sun:

"Okay then."

"If I blow it up, you'll be able to fight me, right?"

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From then on, Eugles began his conquest of all worlds.

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

[Double Empresses] + [Strange Apocalypse] + [Zombie King] + [Entry]

Lu Zheng was reborn as a weak zombie in the apocalypse that was mysteriously invaded.

At the beginning, you will awaken the talent [Earth Breathing], which allows you to quickly increase your cultivation level by burying yourself underground.

So he decisively crawled under a grave and fell into a deep sleep.

A hundred years later, he woke up from his slumber, having become a ninth-rank corpse king and gained ten new talent entries.

As soon as I crawled out from the ground, I saw a pair of cute abandoned human babies.

Lu Zheng, who had endured a hundred years of loneliness, decided to adopt them.

In this world, he found spiritual sustenance.

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I, the human queen, Xiao Ruoxi.

I fought against the Demonic Ghost Emperor Ye Mingyue for seven days and seven nights. We died together and were reborn into a new world.

But they became twin sisters!

Not only that, we were cruelly abandoned in a cemetery when we were just one month old.

Just when we thought we were about to be eaten by the monster, a zombie crawled out from the ground.

Instead of eating us, the zombies fed us milk powder and raised us up!

He took care of us like his daughters.

Zombie Daddy made me, an orphan in my previous life, feel the care I had never felt before.

It’s just that my damn little sister Ye Mingyue is a little naughty and always causes trouble for daddy.

Angry little dumpling Ye Mingyue: I am the older sister!!

Reborn into a fantasy world, Qin Jiuge became the son of the immortal Qin family.

Looking at my superior background, could it be that I am the familiar villain?

Oh, and what about the system? Doesn't everyone have a system after rebirth?

[Congratulations to the host, awakening the strongest villain...]

Qin Jiuge: The strongest villain!! So cool!

【The Strongest Villain Assistance System】

Qin Jiuge: ???

[The system defaults to binding the host's sister as the auxiliary object. Come on, host, work hard for your sister! ]

Qin Jiuge: ...System, are you messing with me? Doesn't this make me the villain's lackey?

Qin Yang, who married a police officer, unexpectedly awakened the Part-Time King System.

Qin Yang only needs to complete the part-time missions issued by the system to receive random rewards.

The rewards include but are not limited to money, skills, equipment, and attributes.

Qin Yang originally thought he could get rich and reach the pinnacle of life by relying on the part-time system.

But he quickly realized something was wrong.

Why are the missions the system gives always related to criminal cases?

While delivering a package, he gets into a fierce gunfight with a robber;

While working on a construction site, a female corpse is found in the cement...

Police Station Chief: One or two times is a coincidence, but are all these times coincidences?

Netizens: How come the streamer is always at the crime scene? He must have done something wrong. We suggest a thorough investigation!

Police Officer Wife: Hey, follow me inside!

Qin Yang was also dumbfounded.

The shitty missions issued by the system, what do they have to do with me!

As soon as he traveled through time, he was given the highest level of cultivation? And he also got a stunning wife for free? Chu Tiange said that this wave of time travel benefits is in place!

At the beginning, you will be hit in the face by the [Super Sign-in System]. It is your first sign-in, and your cultivation level will be maxed out in no time, making you invincible! Just when you are confused, a girl named Lin falls from the sky... Oh no, it is a stunning beauty who has been poisoned and is unconscious!

One night of romance? The man ran away, leaving behind only a jade pendant!

Chu Tiange said: An invincible life is so plain and boring...bullshit!

He had been staying in the valley for a year, with a mountain of magic skills and secret books, and elixirs and magic treasures as candy. Just when he was about to go out and have fun,... the courier arrived! The beautiful sister from a year ago appeared again! She was covered in wounds, and she stuffed him a delicate girl doll, shouted "take good care of her" and ran away again!

“???” Chu Tiange was completely dumbfounded when he saw the adorable baby in the cradle who looked almost exactly like him.

Well, the invincible boss turns into a new dad in seconds!

From then on, a legend appeared in the world of immortal cultivation: there was a mysterious young man holding a baby. He seemed ordinary, but in fact he was unfathomable!

Top-grade spiritual spring water to bathe the baby? Thousand-year-old spiritual milk as milk powder? Sign in to the god-level skills as literacy cards for the baby? These are all basic operations!

"Dad, that bad uncle glared at me!"

"Oh? I'll scatter the ashes for you!"

"Dad, this little glowing stone is so beautiful!"

"Daughter likes it? Take it! What? Innate spiritual treasure? Oh, then I'll give you another dozen!"

With your full level of cultivation and your adorable baby, embark on a relaxing and funny journey to find your wife! No matter if you are a prodigy from a holy land, an immortal dynasty, or a secluded old monster, if you dare to mess with my daughter, I will slap you to death!