"I'm a scumbag, not a scumbag." Kobayashi Sorao reiterated, "We're a business partnership, and talking about feelings is expensive." He let Eriri be the key artist, let Kasumigaoka Utaha handle the script, let Tang Keke and his team handle the music, supplemented by ideas from another world in his mind. Restoring the glory of galgame is our responsibility! "Ryouya, you have to believe me! We are good brothers, how could I hurt you?"————
In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail.
However, a few years later...
Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame?
Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!
At the new game launch conference.
A reporter: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, congratulations on your work Pokémon surpassing Homunculus to become the world's number one IP the day before yesterday. Can I ask some questions?"
Nangong Yu: "Thank you, sure."
A reporter with an excited face: "I heard that you have a very close relationship with your secretary, the company's senior executives, the travel blogger with a large number of fans, and the eldest daughter of Yuedu Group. Is it true?"
Nangong Yu: "... Hey, hey, hey, where are the security guards? Get this troublemaker out!!"
...
ps: Harem-oriented, more daily life, no poison, no knives, of course, using the game to torture players is another matter~
【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】
Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!
But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!
Su Ran is stunned!
He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!
Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?
Alright! Challenge accepted!
From then on, everything goes off the rails!
Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"
Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"
Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"
Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"
Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"
Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"
Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"
Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"
(No national football team, no system)
Is there really a football genius among 1.4 billion people?
Yes, brothers, yes.
Chen Tao sacrificed his shooting skills in exchange for a ball sense that surpassed Ronaldinho!
Professor Wenger broke the defense:
"You passed 5 people in a row to the penalty area, why didn't you just shoot?"
Chen Tao: "Wouldn't it be safer to pass the goalkeeper and shoot at an empty goal?"
"Just say whether it went in or not!"
The peerless genius that Mourinho, Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp fought for
came out of nowhere!
Florentino: Spend 100 million to buy Chen? No, he is worth at least 200 million!
Ronaldo: "Messi? No, Chen is my only rival. I will definitely surpass him in the Ballon d'Or!"
When Chen Tao became the big devil of European football with his god-level skills.
The whole world realized that this was not his complete form?
…
"Sacrifice the header level in exchange for 100% shooting skills?"
"Sacrifice the interception level in exchange for Bolt's speed?"
"Sacrifice the flirting level in exchange for a body of steel?"
Sorry, please give me more!
As the king of football, I have been flirted with by girls, who else would flirt with girls!
【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】
Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system.
A random location every week, random food, and different customers.
Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school.
All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped.
Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls...
"Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?"
"I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?"
"No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?"
However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering...
The diners were anxious.
"Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?"
"Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?"
New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"
Open the door to Runeland!
ah? River crab?
Open the door to Runeland!
ah? Three wolves?
What follows won’t be... six birds as expected...
Should I, Rod, change my name to Ivern? Who can I defeat the wild monsters?
No, there should be something that can be used to fight wild monsters!
I want to summon a little dragon! I want to summon the ancient dragon! I'm going to summon Baron Nashor!
We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?
Our MC awakens in a new world and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!
One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?”
What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.
Opening his eyes, Qiao Sang found that he was dressed as a junior high school student.
Then came a mock test.
Is she afraid of 985 graduation?
She was afraid...
What is the test for?
What is the name of the final evolved form of the Stinky Loach?
What planets have humans colonized?
…
…
Welcome to the world of beast control.
[Mind-reading by both civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty + cool articles about strong women]
The system went missing and couldn't be contacted. Mu Nanjin, who was thrown into the ancient times by the system, decided to die.
Eat when you need to, drink when you need to drink, you won’t let it go if you have money to make, and you won’t miss it if you see a beautiful man.
When you are bored, you can also read other people's private gossip to pass the time, and your life will be as nourishing as possible.
Little did he know that his inner thoughts were coming out one after another.
Everyone’s secrets were revealed one after another.
[The little goblins in the harem took advantage of the emperor's early morning to eat, and there was a question mark over the emperor's head, haha. The emperor will also be hungry, so miserable. 】
Emperor: I have no face to face the civil and military officials of the dynasty.
[The right Prime Minister has a tigress’s wife. Last night, she was made to kneel down and do the abacus because she was drunk. Huh, this punishment is really light. If I were to punish him, I would punish him by kneeling on the nail board. 】
Prime Minister Left: Disgraced in front of his colleagues.
[The deputy commander of the Royal Forest Army likes to smell the sweat smell of the soldiers and finds it particularly pleasant. Gee, what a quirk. 】
Deputy Commander of the Royal Forest Army: I really want to kill Mu Nanjin and shut her up forever.
[Hey, the fourth prince wants to rebel. 】
The fourth prince, who is afraid of being arrested before he rebels, dares not go to Beijing to meet the saint.
The civil and military officials went from watching the drama to gloating at the misfortune, and then became murderous when facing Mu Nanjin.
So, everyone kept waiting and waiting, waiting for Mu Nanjin to be taken off her black gauze hat and have her head chopped off.
Those who looked forward to the stars and the moon, but what they hoped for was that not only did she not die, but she also wore her black gauze hat higher and higher, and finally became the darling of the court.
"..."
Mu Nanjin, who has never done anything, said: I am also very confused.