(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)
Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."
"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.
"Tongzi, you..."
"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."
"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."
"You…"
"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"
The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."
"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."
A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"
"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.
"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...
System, a high-end, classy term, the golden thigh of the golden fingers. A mass-producer of cheats. Just as Li Zihan was overjoyed to discover he had a system, he received a message from the system. This system is about to shut down due to insufficient energy. Please work hard to gather enough energy and restart the system as soon as possible.
Chu Fan, who traveled to the Holy Grail War, knew no magic. But Chu Fan remained unfazed, for he carried with him an FGO system. What? You're going to such great lengths to summon a powerful Heroic Spirit? Ah, I have three Saint Quartz and can summon one instantly, with no limit on the number. What? You're so precious with your Command Seals that you dare not use them carelessly? Ah, my Command Seals refresh once every day at twelve o'clock, and they won't disappear even after all are used. What? You're telling me you're banding together to take on me? Chu Fan snorted coldly, then waved his hand, and dozens of Heroic Spirits appeared around him. "I heard you're trying to outnumber me?" (This story and characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.)
[Naruto+Comics+Multiple+Chat Group]
Xu Hui, a time traveler who has only watched Shippuden, travels to the world of Naruto, becomes an abandoned child of the Uchiha clan, and awakens the Rinnegan.
When Uchiha Teru, who thought he had enough free time, was hiding his identity and making trouble in the ninja world all day, a belated invitation came: "Loving Family" invites you to join the group chat.
White-haired Husky: [Family, I found a purple high school girl, she wants to go home with me]
Sanyue is not stupid anymore: [People are in the space station, facing the Doomsday Beast, can they win?]
Cancer of the Earth: [Can someone in the group please pick up the board game cards I just posted in the group and send them to me o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o]
[Group leader] aspires to become the Kanto female champion: [Why is there no lightning-type expert in our group? Ahhhh, Pikachu, please stop electrocuting me.]
Konoha's Three Family Slaves: [You guys are really enjoying chatting with each other]
Accidentally chosen by a deeply perverse law of nature, he must once again embody the glory of enslaving three thousand women and ascending to sainthood. Equipped with a magical little dark room called the Star Palace, the protagonist journeys through the universe, kidnapping, forcing, bewitching, and deceiving beautiful women. Imagine tricking a beautiful woman into going to KFC (for sex), then dumping her into a dark room and taking her away, only to continue committing the crime in another world. Isn't that thrilling and shameless? This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must be completely unconventional. Those who aren't virgins are side characters, destined for horrible deaths! They don't even get the chance to be used as human urinals! 0① "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" [From Now On, Shameless]...
This book is a comprehensive manga with horse girls as the main plot line, covering various games, movies, anime and other information. Please come and take a look, there will definitely be one that suits you~——————————"Another restaurant that was bankrupted by Oguruma has come to complain!" "What!? The Emperor of the East China Sea escaped again after getting vaccinated!?? Hurry up and contact her trainer to catch her back!" "Digital Ellie! You are stalking other horse girls again! I'm going to find your trainer and punish you with a month of solitary training!" "That's who! Fatty! Hurry and catch your grandson, otherwise our cafeteria will have to eat bitter melon with cilantro for the next month!!" Uozuka Saburo looked at the to-do list in his hand, sighed heavily, and helplessly opened his phone and dialed: "Hello? Brother Kiryu, can you help me find Raiden? Just ask his father Armstrong to sponsor another batch of teaching aids for Tresson. The previous batch is almost consumed and damaged!!!"
The amnesiac captain initially thought this was just a routine swordplay while creating Honkai Impact 3rd in a "Honkai World" where nothing has collapsed. However, the system that brought the captain here doesn't see it that way. Yuexia: "Human... after ten thousand years, have you finally found me?" Guanxing: "Mr. Assassin... since we've met again, please don't leave without permission this time, okay?" Yae Kasumi: "This time, I need you again, Captain. Will you come with me?" Rosemary: "Welcome back, Captain." ...No? Is this really the story of the Valkyrie who cried during the creation of Honkai Impact 3rd? Why did it become a Shura Field?
Su Yuan accidentally stumbled upon a world where countless dimensions converge, where everyone becomes a reincarnation at the age of eighteen. Upon entering this reincarnation realm, his first trial world was surprisingly Kamen Rider Kuuga! After securing the Aguru Belt, Su Yuan embarked on a journey of unstoppable dominance. In "High School of the Dead," Su Yuan transformed into the Blazing Knight, crushing all and leading the beauties to escape Bed Master City! In "Naruto: The Second Ninja War," he slaughtered demigods and rose to the pinnacle of the ninja world! In "Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?", Su Yuan conquered the dungeon and led Hestia to the top of her family! Before he knew it, Su Yuan's name echoed throughout countless dimensions, and all creatures in the universe finally came to him.
Martial arts fan Su Qingfeng accidentally traveled to the world of Zongwu!
With a dream of becoming a martial artist, he thought he could travel the world with his sword.
However, he unexpectedly awakened the "Divine Magician System", and was expressly forbidden by the system to practice martial arts.
Just as his enthusiasm for martial arts was ignited, it was poured with a bucket of cold water.
But fate's jokes never stop there:
With his peerless appearance after traveling through time, he was named the "most handsome man" and was the talk of the town.
The Palace Master Yaoyue, who was a master of martial arts and had a cold and arrogant temperament, fell in love with him at first sight and forcibly abducted him back to Yihua Palace.
He was shocked to realize that the system only said that he could not practice martial arts, but did not say that he could not live off his wife!
Why practice martial arts when you can only hold onto Yao Yue's thighs?
After traveling through time and space and becoming a Fader, he broke through the borderland and brought the petite Lani with him to the world of anime again. Here, the King of Elden began his new life.