【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】

Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.

— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.

Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!

Wait, there is another way?!

Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!

He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.

Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.

He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…

He is — Actor Xiao He!

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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!

Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.

But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”

Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”

But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.

Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

Introduction

Good news: I have traveled through time!

And I am the first world-class BOSS [Evil Spirit Wizard] in the world of "Holy Traces and Eternal Poems" that has not yet grown up. Next, I just need to follow the plot.

Within the five-year plan, I will sacrifice blood to three large steam cities, slaughter a large number of towns and manors, kill dozens of extraordinary people and law enforcement teams that have besieged me, and show the terrifying power of evil gods for more than ten times.

I have been on the front page of the mainland steam daily at least twenty times.

Become the most ferocious cub in the new era of steam!

In the towering Holy Witch Ancient Temple, countless believers worship me, and in the roar of the throne of sin, I will reach the peak of evil life.

...

Bad news: At the peak of evil life, I will be calculated by fellow BOSS, stabbed in the back by my confidante, besieged by the extraordinary knights of the Holy See, and be plotted by the tantric conspirators, and finally die tragically!

I, who have immortal characteristics, will be dismembered, sealed, and suppressed.

Eventually, it became a bold and colorful stroke in the background of the world of "Holy Relics: Eternal Poems"!

...

"I don't want to be made into a specimen and hung on the wall, and I don't want to be written into a book as a negative example for people to criticize!"

said Zorn, who traveled through time.

"Whoever wants to be the damn evil god BOSS can do it. Now I just want to develop steadily and low-key."

Before, I had no choice.

Now, I just want to be a law-abiding good citizen, an excellent tax-paying entrepreneur, a young steam science wizard, the leading philanthropist of the steam city-state, the billionaire behind the monastery, and the behind-the-scenes promoter of Her Majesty the Queen.

【Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, cyborgs, divination, puppets, all the scary elements you can think of, this world has them. 】

Lin En traveled to such a strange world and became an apprentice in a pharmacy.

"This person is wrong! He never uses anesthesia when performing surgery on people!"

"That is a black shop! As long as you go in without any disease, they will check you out of a lot of diseases!"

"But it's not right? Isn't that store the best pharmacy within a hundred miles?"

"Of course it is the best! Because there is only one store within a hundred miles!!"

Lin En hates all kinds of slander above, because he knows that he is obviously a very ethical and conscientious doctor. This kind of rumor is really not recommended.

Lin En raised the electric saw and looked at the patient tied to the operating table seriously.

"Customer, please bear with it for a while, I will cut your appendix."

Under the bustling neon city, unknown monsters lurk.

Martial arts schools, biological transformation, cutting-edge mechas, golden blood, abyss aliens...

Chen Feng came to this parallel world similar to the earth and found that he could enter a strange dream world and pick up various light balls.

[Breaking limit light ball: can enhance martial arts skill proficiency, break through the limit, and improve! ]

[Attribute light ball: can randomly increase four-dimensional attribute points, bigger and stronger, add points! ]

[Talent light ball: you get the talent-green armor, can switch combat form, explosive power increased by 100%...]

[Skill light ball: you get the super-limit forging method, destined to break through the human limit...]

When martial arts schools gradually decline, and transformed people and cutting-edge mechas are popular.

Chen Feng has obtained the ultimate limit breaking in the dream world, integrated extraordinary talents, and continued the martial arts path!

Tear up mechas with hands and break aircraft carriers with fists!

I am the great king of the century.

........

My name is Chen Feng, the peak you can never surpass.

The weird game [Pure Land] has come to the world.

The selected humans enter the game copy and survive in despair.

Jiang Ming was selected as a player and has the ability to refresh the plug-in every time he enters a new copy.

…

[The host is detected to enter the copy and the plug-in is loaded successfully. ]

[The list is refreshed as follows:]

[I am your father]: Specify a target and become the other party's father.

[Hard-mouthed]: When you suffer a fatal blow, you can say that you are fine, and the state is constant in the blood lock stage.

[Question]: When you question something, things will be rationalized by themselves.

[Crooked Mouth Dragon King]: When you smile evilly with a crooked mouth, you automatically get the main means of hitting the target in the face.

[Unless pie falls from the sky]: When you say "unless pie falls from the sky", pie will really fall from the sky.

[Yuan Fang, what do you think]: Specify a target and say "What do you think?", and the other party will become your subordinate.

[Copycat phone, it's awesome]: Your ability is very good, it will be mine in the next second.

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Jiang Ming: "My plug-in is always at the conceptual level every time it is refreshed."

The impoverished Chu Hao obtained a life selection system, which provided professional services without asking for anything in return, and he could get rewards upon completion.

I thought my life would turn around from then on.

Unexpectedly, the employer who wanted to have a child was not a human being. He failed to complete one of the high rewards given by the system and almost lost his life.

While escaping, I saw a woman in red standing on the bridge. The system gave me an option and I shouted, "Mom, save me!"

So he recognized the ghost as his mother.

Chu Hao realizes: "The higher the system reward, the higher the mortality rate"

…………

After living with the ghost mother for more than half a year, Chu Hao worked as an extra in a film crew to make a living and met a female ghost who played the role of a dead person.

Female ghost: "Can you do it, my brother?"

Option 1: [Kick the girl away and yell, "Get lost! You are so ugly, how can you deserve this?" to receive a luxurious funeral.]

Option 2: [Ignore the girl and pretend not to hear: get 100 stacks of ghost money. ]

Option 3: [Promise the girl's brother: gain physical strength +1]

He had no choice but to take the little ghost girl home. Fortunately, her mother was also a ghost, so he was safe.

…………

Also known as: (The little ghost girl recognizes me as her brother! It’s safe to say that her mother is also a ghost)

(If you accept a ghost as your mother, you will die if you are not steady!)

When he woke up, Chen Mu, who was a criminal policeman in his previous life, found himself reborn in a parallel world.

He also became a wanted prison escapee responsible for the murder of his entire family!

The shrill sirens echoed throughout the city, and the criminals were being pursued and intercepted by heavily armed troops.

Under the dragnet of heaven and earth.

With a ding sound.

[The escape system is issuing tasks]

[Main Mission: Publicly update your escape experience]

[Side Quest: Find the real culprit in the family annihilation case]

Chen Mu: “????”

"Ding! The difficulty of the event 'Breakthrough of the Realm' is 72 points, your roll point is 48+25 points, the event is successful!"

"The path of cultivation is full of uncertainties. Every step must be done with caution and walking on thin ice...Eh? Did you make a breakthrough? How did you do it?"

Seeing his master's surprised expression, Luo Jun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Luck, just luck..."

Another world, missions, vitality, rewards... This complex world is full of uncertainties. Two dice that can influence the probability completely changed Luo Jun's life...