Kitahara was getting married.

Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:

"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."

"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."

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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."

"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"

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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."

"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."

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A man torn between love... and survival.

(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)

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[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]

He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"

"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."

Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.

"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."

He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.

"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."

"Well, in that case..."

"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"

What? I can marry a wife for free by joining the army? Then I want to join the army!” Li Wannian is the reincarnation of an impoverished family of the Li Tang royal family. He fights carefully at every step and prolongs the life of the Li Tang dynasty for another three hundred years!

[Multiple Heroines + Betraying Master-Disciple Relationship + Yandere + Empress + No System]

Gu An transmigrated into the Great Li Dynasty and became the son of a noble lord, but he was born with a weak constitution and could not cultivate. In order to become stronger, over the years, he secretly cultivated demonic arts under the guidance of a powerful succubus, but on the surface, he always behaved obediently and respectfully.

Until one night, the Empress—renowned as the number one beauty of the Eastern Wasteland—summoned him to the palace and forcefully had intercourse with him. From that night on, his once peaceful life began to gradually unravel.

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“My name is Dugu Muxue. I play two roles in one body—both the ruler of Great Li and the Empress.”

Because of someone’s scheme, I had no choice but to make Gu An the target of my love tribulation.

Unexpectedly, as time passed, I actually developed true feelings for him and slowly fell in love.

Under the influence of a special cultivation technique, my possessiveness became increasingly pathological.

After I forcefully seized power and became the sovereign of Great Li as a female emperor, I announced to the world that I had forcibly taken Gu An as my imperial consort, and imprisoned him deep within the inner palace:

“Whatever I, Dugu Muxue, want—there is nothing I cannot obtain. Gu An, you belong to me alone!”

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“My name is Yi Hanyan, the ice-cold master in Gu An’s eyes.”

Under the relentless pursuit of this rebellious disciple, my bottom line kept breaking down step by step.

Because of him, my Dao heart shattered three times.

The first time, when I found out my rebellious disciple had an ambiguous relationship with my younger sister.

The second time, when he "willingly" became the Empress’s consort and said he wanted to cut ties with me.

The third time, when even my greatest rival became one of his beloved women!

I’m tired.

To hell with it—I'll just turn evil.

I’m going to hide this rebellious disciple away somewhere no one can ever find him!

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“My name is Xue Yaorao, the great succubus in Gu An’s mouth, and also his master.”

I just thought raising a disciple would be fun.

I never expected to end up losing myself in the process...

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

Fake villains: brainless and impulsive, bullying men and women, arrogant and domineering, arrogant, and not rooting out the grass...

Real villains: noble status and prominent family background, careful calculation, bullying the weak, and crushing the protagonist to ashes...

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[True Introduction]

Traveling through the brainless and cool urban novel, becoming the villain BOSS on the protagonist's way to show off.

But what Cao Jinyan couldn't figure out was what the protagonist had to fight him.

His cleverness or the protagonist's halo?

In front of the absolute strength of the consortium, these are not worth mentioning at all.

The brainless plot ended completely, and an old six villain who had no moral integrity and did not play by the routine was born.

So-

the little crazy doctor in the city: This old six actually called the police and said that I damaged the medical equipment in his hospital?

The crooked-mouthed dragon king: I haven't returned to the country yet, and this old six has killed all my subordinates, and even beat my mouth crooked?

The loser who broke off the marriage: Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west... Wait, it hasn't been thirty years yet, and three minutes haven't even passed...

[Traditional villain, beautiful women everywhere, invincible, black-bellied, old six, refreshing story]

Jiang Che traveled to a fused novel world and bound himself to the emotion harvesting system.

As long as he harvested the emotional values of the protagonist and the heroine, he could draw a lottery and become stronger!

Thus, a villain without any moral integrity was born.

The soldier king returned to his country, and his childhood sweetheart actually fell in love with the villain?

The Dragon King has returned, and his daughter has already accepted her mortal enemy as her godfather?

The master came down the mountain, but seven sisters threw themselves into the arms of one man?

The God of War retired, and his five sisters had already become brides of other men?

Since then, Jiang Che has hunted down various protagonists, strived for the pinnacle of martial arts, and enjoyed a free and easy life.

When drunk, lie on the lap of a beauty; when sober, hold the power of the world!